Awesome editorial errors

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Tim pointed the gun at the middle of Silverman's chest, but the prostate mad didn't flinch.

No words, just howling laughter.

 

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I led the way to the dinning room table

So, is that the designated noisy room?

 

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...her bewildered grey eyes flew to his tortured brown.

 

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Three small brass bowels and one small oil lamp went to the four compass points

That's a rather, erm, interesting prosthetic...

 

[tiny_tits]

True story- today, I had to send an email to our insurance adjuster, and misspelled count. Left out the o.

 

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True story- today, I had to send an email to our insurance adjuster, and misspelled count. Left out the o.

Freudian slip, maybe? I've had similar thoughts about insurance adjusters...

 

[Balladeer08]

Freudian slip, maybe? I've had similar thoughts about insurance adjusters...

Hallelujah!

 

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The combination of her pussy clamped around my cock was enough for me

Umm, a combination pussy? I'm not even sure I want to visualize that. Kinda sounds like one of Minkey Boodle's old AVs.

 

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wearing the remnants of a pin-striped suite

That kinda sounds like the aftermath of an earthquake or tornado. And potentially ghastly interior decorating.

 

[Not Normal]

Freudian slip, maybe? I've had similar thoughts about insurance adjusters...

this.

 

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Down the hall I gave her a quick look at my bedroom, which was a little cramped with a double bed, computer desk, and burrow.

Even more fun, this is in an apartment. I'll bet the downstairs neighbors are pissed.

 

[Arlan]

I had some black current tea, which, despite the name, was rather tasty.

 

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I had some black current tea, which, despite the name, was rather tasty.

Was it electrifying?

 

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...pressed his hard cock up against Sara's ass covered panties.

Silk screened? embroidered? Or did this turn into a fetish story when I wasn't looking?

 

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"every American citizen traveling abroad becomes a subject in regard for kidnapping and then the plight of how much money has been captivated in the Boca Raton group."

This is from an actual US congressperson, Paul Gosar of AZ. I couldn't just leave this one, it had to go in the thread.

 

[Balladeer08]

This is from an actual US congressperson, Paul Gosar of AZ. I couldn't just leave this one, it had to go in the thread.

Literacy is not a requirement for election to Congress. Nor is graduation from High School. Or grade school, for that matter.

And it shows.

 

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Lara often had colt toes

Aren't those called hooves? And what did she have them for?

 

[Weird Harold]

...but we decided to ride cabel car...

The Illuminati have taken over Frisco's tourist attractions?

 

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and her horse cry came in bursts

Neighing? Is this some pony play stuff that should be in the fetish category?

 

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he could accidentally slip from his horse and gnash his head upon a rock and that would be the end of it.

I do not think that means what you think it means.

 

[Weird Harold]

I was really appreciating Terri's hobbits of cleanliness

Maids with furry feet?

 

[hashtag45]

This is from an actual US congressperson, Paul Gosar of AZ. I couldn't just leave this one, it had to go in the thread.

You should post it in the Politics forum. They're still wondering why the whole world has turned to shit.

 

[hashtag45]

My fave also comes from the realm of self-published e-books.

"Please don't cry. I can't bare it when you cry!"

So, tears make it impossible to disrobe? That's a terrible condition.

"Madam Voluptula leaned in even closer and sniffed his neck.
"You spell nice," she whispered in his ear."

She's good if she can tell that by scent.

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These are the best

 

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Your toast Mister, you may not know it but your toast.

His toast what?

 

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The crowed sure enjoyed it

The ones who were turned into crows? The ones someone crowed at?