Average American tell 26 lies a day....Btw, you're not fat.

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Farmer's Almanac gives tips on catching lies
Associated Press
Sept. 16, 2002 08:35:00

DUBLIN, N.H. - Look for a snowy, cold winter - and that's no lie. At least according to Jud Hale, editor-in-chief of "The Old Farmer's Almanac."


Along with the usual weather forecasts and tide charts, the new Old Farmer's Almanac has an article on how to tell when someone is lying. Hale says the average American tells 26 lies a day. He says some of the tell-tale signs are touching your face between the nose and upper lip, smirking, and rolling your eyes to the left. Hale adds when someone swears on his mother's grave, that's the time to be suspicious.

The 211th edition of America's oldest continuously published periodical still has the hole in the upper left-hand corner - to hang in the outhouse.
 
That's why I keep my hands away from my face and look right when I lie.
 
I don't even think I say 26 sentences a day.
That means the rest of ya'll are lying like dogs.
 
RastaPope said:
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0916farmersalmanac-ON.html




Farmer's Almanac gives tips on catching lies
Associated Press
Sept. 16, 2002 08:35:00

DUBLIN, N.H. - Look for a snowy, cold winter - and that's no lie. At least according to Jud Hale, editor-in-chief of "The Old Farmer's Almanac."


Along with the usual weather forecasts and tide charts, the new Old Farmer's Almanac has an article on how to tell when someone is lying. Hale says the average American tells 26 lies a day. He says some of the tell-tale signs are touching your face between the nose and upper lip, smirking, and rolling your eyes to the left. Hale adds when someone swears on his mother's grave, that's the time to be suspicious.

The 211th edition of America's oldest continuously published periodical still has the hole in the upper left-hand corner - to hang in the outhouse.

I'm not american, do I count?
 
"Of course we can deliver on time."

"I will to respect you in the morning."

"I LOVE possum and corn bread."

"I think your mother is a great person."

"It cures acne you know!!"

"Your dog is cute."

"I won't cum in your mouth."

"I'm not married."

"I love you."

Ishmael
 
Private Vasquez said:


They damn well better be! Ol' Bessie's danglers are no match for mine.

On my farm we go by average volume per day and butter fat content. I mean, Jerseys have teats too, they just can't keep up. (Hard to stump break too.)

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
On my farm we go by average volume per day and butter fat content. I mean, Jerseys have teats too, they just can't keep up. (Hard to stump break too.)

The butter fat is best applied externally. It keeps the stretchmarks away.

I tried to break that stump, but my teeth weren't strong enough.
 
Private Vasquez said:


The butter fat is best applied externally. It keeps the stretchmarks away.

I tried to break that stump, but my teeth weren't strong enough.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ishmael
 
I'm WAAAY under average. I can't think of a single lie I told today.
 
MoonWolf said:


Does that mean you won't buy my beach front property in Arizona?

Of course I will. And when we fuck I'll kiss you too. ;)

Ishmael
 
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