Avatar Try Outs

[Marxist]

As a few of you know, I've been suffering an identity crisis lately. No, I know who I am people, but finding the right guy to represent me on the board has been, well, hard.

My first avatar was an icon of Che Guevera, the Cuban revolutionary. He walked out because I refused to support his stance on labor and privilege. He thought avatars should be compensated. I thought they should be fired.

P.E. MAN didn't care about the pay but some of you took the sights focused on him a little too literally. He left and I really can't blame him.

I really thought Little Black Sambo would work out. But he couldn't shut up about the tigers and some people thought he was just too black. Besides I got tired of pancakes every morning.

My new avatar says he'll work hard and please many of you with his delightful sense of humor. He says he's never worked for a Black man before but he'll do his best even though I'm a nigger. I don't know what that means but he's the only avatar I could get for free.

Everyone, I'd like you to meet David, David welcome to the board!

 

[Mischka]

Quite the repugnant symbol there, Marxist. Blech. The only grafitti I've ever committed was to mark out David Duke for President bumper stickers on the back of pick 'em up trucks. Personally, I prefer Che.

 

[SweetCherry]

Sheesh! A new av again? Looks like good help really is hard to find these days.

I'm glad my av listens to me. She just sits there and looks kinda trampy. Tho I really wish she'd quit putting her other hand where she does. Seems like she's always playing with herself.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Welcome, David.

You can find nothing sexier to entertain me?

 

[Marxist]

Welcome, David.

You can find nothing sexier to entertain me?

DAVID the AVATAR says: "SS, we'll try to find you a White man post haste. We aim to please."

I don't think that's what she meant, David. I think she was commenting on your unappealing mustache and '80's hair.

DAVID says: "Why don't you fire me and post a pic of yourself?"

I've got a pic, you think anyone would believe me?

DAVID says: "You're right, I can barely believe you can write, let alone read."

Thanks.

 

[cymbidia]

I took one look at the av and thought, Geraldo Riveria? He's going to make us look at Geraldo Riveria every day? Now that's downright scary.

David Drake is a step up from Geraldo Riveria in my book.

 

[Marxist]

I took one look at the av and thought, Geraldo Riveria? He's going to make us look at Geraldo Riveria every day? Now that's downright scary.

David Drake is a step up from Geraldo Riveria in my book.

DAVID the Avatar says: "My last name is DUKE!! You'd think running for governor would make people take notice."

 

[KillerMuffin]

I see no avatar.

But I will tell the one I would prefer. You'n PC wrapped in a torrid menage a muffin.

What?

Oh my gawd, you got a 3 foot no cock zone too. I forgot.

Shit.

Shit.

You guys are NO fun.

 

[cymbidia]

DAVID the Avatar says: "My last name is DUKE!! You'd think running for governor would make people take notice."

Duke. Drake. They're both fowl, either way.



Three birds were flying overhead when one spotted a dove. He swooped down, picked up the dove and took it into the bushes. After awhile the dove came out and said, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"

The birds continued on. A little later the second bird saw a lark. He swooped down, picked it up and took it into the bushes. After awhile the lark came out and said, "I'm a lark and I've been sparked!"

The birds continued on. A while later the third sees a duck. He swooped down, picked it up and took it into the bushes. After a minute or so the duck came out and said, "I'm a drake and there's been a big mistake!"

 

[Problem Child]

Marxist, I know you're trying really, really, hard to be provocative and interesting with all your nigger/sambo/American Negro stuff, but honestly it's become tedious.

Try something new. Remember, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

 

[miles]

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[OUTSIDER]

Dave looks like a junior under manager of a carpet warehouse to me

 

[Marxist]

Marxist, I know you're trying really, really, hard to be provocative and interesting with all your nigger/sambo/American Negro stuff, but honestly it's become tedious.

Try something new. Remember, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

In real life I pick cotton, sell lawn jockeys at antique sales, and work at Sears during White sales (that's how I knew about M_____).


PC--Listen, if you pay close attention, I've been softening you guys up. Everything I say is pretty much true to my version of the world. I really do prefer American Negro to the ambiguous Black or the wrong African American. Sambo is a hero of mine. Nigger is a prettry offensive word but I don't frighten at it because I that's giving it too much power. Race is a very minor issue in my life, but even though this is a porn board, I've found most folks here not all that liberal or uninteresting in their conservatisim. I mean we've got Todd, M____, Unregistered, WD, and a whole host of Rushlite wannabees. I like politics, sex, and religion a lot (besides I rarely get to discuss them at work) so if I'm beginning to bore you and others I'm sorry. I'll knock it off and start flirting or maybe a thread about why people like cat avatars or something. I really do need to quit, even when I appologize people get angry. Oh yeah, I prefer the Al Jougensen version of that chestnut, this being Halloween and all: "A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE."

Cym--David says he told the same joke at the Rotary Club last week. He's not amused. I LMAO.

 

[Purple Haze]

God, you are a fuck-stick.

 

[Marxist]

Dear Purple, I'm not going to mention that you're in white face.

 

[Purple Haze]

Swannie, how I love ya, how I love ya.........

 

[Guest]

At least bring back Shadowsource once in a while. 19 hours of Marxist a day, every day is sad. Not to mention boring.

 

[Marxist]

At least bring back Shadowsource once in a while. 19 hours of Marxist a day, every day is sad. Not to mention boring.

M_____, don't you have a rally to attend?

 

[estevie]

hmmm...does this sound familiar,Marxist?

And estevie: Go take a bath, I can smell your shit stirring from here.


who is stirring the shit now?

I don't get it...call me what you will but the only reason I see you picked that av was to stir the shit...*shaking head*

 

[Marxist]

estevie--and your av just makes my cock hard. Even?

 

[estevie]

estevie--and your av just makes my cock hard. Even?

You're an ass, Marxist!

But, for some insane reason, I like ya anyway!

But just for the record, my shit stirring didn't even come close to your shit stirring, but I'll let it slide this time. Even!

 

[Guest]

Marxist

HAHAHA
Are we having some people relatonship problemos fuckwad?
Isn't it time for you to post Why I'm Leaivng the Board?
Marxist you are a cunt. Lot of people are saying the truth about you now.
HAHAHA

 

[Marxist]

Re: Marxist

HAHAHA
Are we having some people relatonship problemos fuckwad?
Isn't it time for you to post Why I'm Leaivng the Board?
Marxist you are a cunt. Lot of people are saying the truth about you now.
HAHAHA

I love you Unregistered. I don't know how to leaive (sp) the board though. And I know, a lot of people are saying the truth about me, but a lot of people are "mis-telling" it also. But it doesn't matter does it? No one would miss me, but I don't think anyone could go a day without you. I know invisible and unidentifiable entities make the world go 'round. I'm going to try some of CB and M____'s meds now. Thanks.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I just love it when someone calls someone else a cunt.

English majors make me hot!

 

[miles]

SimplySouthern

You have a love of language. I can see it in the way you write:

Lick it. Slam it. Suck it.