Autofelatio

[Sparky Kronkite]

Autofellatio

Urgent "how to" requested!!!

Autofellation?

Please!!! I must know how. Training exercises??? Technique??? Basic starting points???

Anyone - man or woman - experienced in this art form please contact - sparkykronkite@hotmail.com -

I must learn this to perform at my wife's next "all female" birthday party - OR I CAN'T ATTEND!!!!

That is all.

 

[Hecate]

Uhhmm - what are you talking about????

I guess since I don't even understand whyt you are asking for I can't help either

 

[April]

I would suggest some serious stretching exercises to start off with. You have to get down there before you start to worry about technique!

 

[dancinvixen]

Stretching definitely helps. Especially since, you will have to basically bend yourself in half, just to get yourself into your mouth. Ummm, I would also suggest going to the net and looking autofellatio. You might be surprised by what you find. *s*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Well, you could always have a couple of vertebrae removed. Or you strain so far to reach that you tear the tendons holding you back, but believe me, even for such a great reward that's much more trouble than it's worth.

If you figure it out a way without causing permanent disability, though, I'm will to pay cash money. hehe

But then again, do I really need another way to procrastinate when I should be studying?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Reply to all on Autofellatio

First Hecate - autofellation is "fellating oneself," oral self-stimulation - sucking you own dick. But I did also ask females for advise as well.

I figure the best and fastest way I can eventually accomplish this is with physical help - simply bend over, aim and get someone else to push my shoulders down - in essence folding me together.

Who knows, once there and provided my aim was true - pain will turn to pleasure.

But if anyone has any better ideas - please forward.

The Spark.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Pull, tuck and stretch?

 

[Skibum]

I once saw a porn movie where adult film actor Ron Jeremy performed auto-fellatio. He was standing, and just bent down to reach it. Of course his dick is close to a foot long, and even then he could barely reach.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Another question for you.....What kind of birthday party is this and can I come I would love to see this one. LOL

Bonnie

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Reply for Bonnie Wee

The thought of your attendance is very stimulating -

However, firm plans have not yet been set - simply a general concept.

She (my wife) got the idea from a couple of inspirations but the main one was this...

For a couple of my wife's best friends, always ones that I know very well too, work friends (my wife and I work for the same corporation) - who are getting married and having bachelorette parties and who are somewhat familiar with our erotic enthusiasm but don’t partake because it’s just not a good idea with work folks - well I have performed for their parties.

But it's really not what you might think. For those occasions we hadn't even thought of autofellatio. And even though the women were familiar with our experimental practices they did not know details and were in fact very normal and straight individuals - but not so straight that they couldn't have some fun.

So, as pre-planned with the hostess, after the male stripper had gone, when everyone was good and drunk - those (most of the attendees) who were kept in the dark - for a special surprise - were led to a darkened bedroom where - I was essentially naked on a bed - porno movie playing on the tube and through the open bedroom doorway (it was a rule for none of the women to come through the door) I played with myself to completion.

Yes - it was hot for me and for them - they cheered at my climax. But nothing really physical happened. That way (remember they're all pretty straight) no one could "get in any trouble."

I still get smiled comments from those who attended. It's still a turn on.

This next party, my wife’s birthday party will be different though – so far the quest list is all female and are swinging friends – a list of seven so far. An all night slumber party is planned and – woe is me – no males. Unless! I can bring myself to perform the deed. Hence the request for help.

 

[MADDOG]

I can do it....

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Maybe?

But the likelyhood of you truly being able to do this masterfull artistic deed would be in serious doubt - without proof.

A photo perhaps? Perhaps sent to my address - sparkykronkite@hotmail.com -? Or perhaps a photo posted somewhere here on literotica?

Let's see.

 

[MADDOG]

Sorry mate, don't have a pic. I guess I'm overstating it a bit. I'm 20 now, and I haven't done it since I was 17 so I doubt I still could, and even back then it was just the tip - but it's not like I practiced... I just sort of could. Didn't do a whole lot for me though I have to say - except put out my back. If I'd kept it up I'm use I'd be able to look up my own ass by now.

Part of it was flexibilty (Meaning lots of stretching over time), and part of it was that while I'm not HUGE, I am above average I guess, so I didn't have as far to travel as some.

Best advice I can offer is to just stand up, put your arms behind your ass and kind of pull yourself towards your tackle. It's like Pantene - It won't happen over night, but it will happen.

MADDOG

P.S. If anyone asks, I never said this. Someone posted under my name! How dare they!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

All I have to say is WOW!

 

[Weinergirl]

Double wow! Man penises seem like so much fun. I want one! Just for 24 hours though. Good luck...if it works out maybe you could get a training video out. Always looking for great party ideas.

Love
Wg

 

[EntertainTruth]

Not easy

I can do it, and it's taken a while, but my wife loves it. As a matter of fact, it helped her give better head because she was able to see what I like.

Next is to get her to let another woman join

J

 

[simplegirl]

Maybe this thread will help...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=545137

 

[EjAcKuLaToR]

I could do this in my mid-teens. I was very flexible from several years of studying martial arts. Also, as someone said above, I am a bit better endowed than average which helps greatly. There's no way I could do it now...couldn't even get close because over the years I've lost that flexibility.

I don't say this to discourage you, but to be straight up, if you're not
1) Very thin
2) Very limber
3) Quite athletic
4) Well endowed

Then don't plan on going to your wife's birthday party. Hehe.
I think she might have made this deal with you just to watch you try it! Ha! Smart woman!

All kidding aside, I wish you good luck at this. It's a difficult task, but it can be done.

Jack

 

[EntertainTruth]

If you want to stretch for this, do it SLOWLY! There's no sense in being crippled for the sake of an O, birthday party or not.

Not only that, but if you want to enjoy it then you should be comfortable, because if/when you cum, you don't want internal muscles to lock up across bone, to tear, or sprain.

With that said, there's no mess, it feels GOOOOD, and many ladies LOVE IT!

 

[PFacey]

Do a Prince and remove your 2 lowest ribs.

 

[shiny5437]

Self-sucking has always been bit of an ambition of mine, and funnily enough I have recurring dreams about this.

There's plenty of stuff about this on the internet - even on wikipedia!

The general jist does seem to be focussing on losing the beer gut and gentle stretching while taking care of your back.

I did the stretches for a couple of months and managed to make tongue-foreskin contact but didn't keep up with it. I found it useful just to get into the habit of stretching whilst watching the tele.

To anybody that's done the stretches to eventually self-suck - how long did it take you before you started to get results?

 

[EntertainTruth]

I have always been flexible, but it took me probably 8 months to get more than just the head. It was putting my feet behind my head that did most of the stretching.

It was yoga, and the fact that it feels GREAT that got me almost to the balls.

It then took me almost 6 months to tell my wife!

 

[shiny5437]

I have always been flexible, but it took me probably 8 months to get more than just the head. It was putting my feet behind my head that did most of the stretching.

It was yoga, and the fact that it feels GREAT that got me almost to the balls.

It then took me almost 6 months to tell my wife!

Thanks! I think that I'd just settle for the head

When you said 8months to get more than just the head how long did it take to just get to the head in the fist place or could you already do that?

I'm 27 and have been reasonably bendy in the past - what are my chances of success do people think?

Maybe by March...

 

[infinity706]

Thanks! I think that I'd just settle for the head

When you said 8months to get more than just the head how long did it take to just get to the head in the fist place or could you already do that?

I'm 27 and have been reasonably bendy in the past - what are my chances of success do people think?

Maybe by March...

It depends on how much you're willing to practice.

 

[AlecBond]

Well, you could always have a couple of vertebrae removed. Or you strain so far to reach that you tear the tendons holding you back, but believe me, even for such a great reward that's much more trouble than it's worth.

If you figure it out a way without causing permanent disability, though, I'm will to pay cash money. hehe

But then again, do I really need another way to procrastinate when I should be studying?

It's very possible without much trouble.

The trick is to bend yourself just below your rib cage, and again at your proper waist.

I've been able to do this since I can remember, and my wife and members of the board who remember me from past discussions of it can attest to that.

Many hamstring exercises and stretches are best, as well as learning the "double fold" (below ribs and again just at waist). It helps if your cock isn't too small and you're decently thin.

At the height of my ability I could reach my balls (not with cock in mouth, but could reach them). With "bouncing" I could take 1/2-3/4 of it.