Autocorrect

[Liar]

I typed "amusing", my phone changed it to "anusing".

Dafuq?

 

[Ishmael]

I typed "amusing", my phone changed it to "anusing".

Dafuq?

Sounds as if Siri wants a little more attention from you.

Ishmael

 

[Liar]

Sounds as if Siri wants a little more attention from you.

Ishmael

What worries me is the damn thing is supposed to adapt over time to my choices. What am I teaching it?

 

[about_average]

We use MS Office at work. Half the time spell check wants to change the names of MS products to something else.

My all time favorite thesaurus check in an older version was the suggested alternative to:
"I'd like to see Bill Gates dead"
it suggested:
"I'll drink to that"

 

[Ishmael]

What worries me is the damn thing is supposed to adapt over time to my choices. What am I teaching it?

Urmmm, you want to think that question over a bit?

Ishmael

 

[KelBel12]

Worst thing ever. No, iphone, I did not mean to say "ducking". Stop it.

 

[Liar]

Urmmm, you want to think that question over a bit?

Ishmael

I dread to. Some things are best left unmulled.