Auto-erotic asphyxiation

[SilvaTungDevil]

Tonight, I was thinking about what it would ever be like if I decided to kill myself....don't worry....I plan on living long enough to clone myself like 25 times and child abuse myself/train myself to be a total ninja...and then I'd have a an army of 25 mes (the plural of me) to take over the world.....


but back to killing myself.....if I was gonna' do it by hanging myself (or any other way for that matter).....well then, as a last act, I'd probably rub one out. now, if this was the case, would the CSI team investigating, finding the result of my self love, and seeing me hanging there, declare it auto-erotic asphyxiation?

weird.

 

[TANG GOD]

i saw that movie "world's greatest dad" starting robin william and his movie son dies doing that shit whilst jerking off to the girlfriend of said dad. looks pretty ridiculous, but then again i'm just into boring old sex and stuff.

 

[TANG GOD]

also, if you hang yourself naked it'll be very obvious and folks will be like "yeah that guy was weird", but if you hung yourself while suited/clothed then you could've made it out to seem like your date did it and your boyfriend would get locked up for no reason....or you'd be out as a lousy jerkoff.

 

[Lost Cause]

http://www.fillmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/david_carradine_thairath.jpg

 

[kbate]

This interestingly, came up in the latest John Sandford novel, "Bad Blood".

Not exactly, but the argument was, "Would a suicidal guy pull out his dick, masturbate and then blow his brains out with a .45 in the mouth?"

Weird . . . or you read the same book.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

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