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The Femininity, also known as the Jessi, is a mysterious creature, who was once native to the spectacular landscapes of Namibia, before being introduced to Scotland for conservation purposes.

Since then she has adapted well to her new habitat, mating with several indigenous species and any other foreign beauties fortunate enough to cross her path.

She lives on a vegetarian diet, but as been known to bite - especially when in heat, which is pretty much all year round. Because of this and her mindblowing sexual expertise, often involving bondage and toys, she has built up a reputation as a ferocious seductress of women.

However, this reputation is rather misleading, as the Jessi is essentially a solitary creature, who lets few get emotionally close to her. It's a very effective self-protection mechanism, which has become even more necessary over the years as a result of people being arseholes to her. Cruelty to Jessi was outlawed in 2007 by the International Treaty of Zade, and offenders can now expect a fucking good hiding for stepping over the line.

The Jessi is as fragile as seems strong, fiercely protective of her friends and family. She requires a lot of space from time to time, and can run at speeds that would rival a cheetah.

She shows love towards others easily, but is extremely cautious when it comes to being on the receiving end.

She has a wacky sense of humour and adventure and parties like a teenager. Some have compared her sleeping habits to those of a sloth, and if left to her own devices she'd probably live on pizza and beer.

The most remarkable feature of the Jessi is her honesty, which is what makes her such a rare and endangered species.
 
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Christabelll
Christos Bellius

A nearly extinct creature with an untamed lengthening reddish blonde mane. She was found in a man made trap 4 years ago.

Originally considered rather saintly it has since been discovered under close observation, that while they can appear to mate repeatedly, without orgasm, the only way to create the Belling call the species is famous for, one must needs pay close attention to stimulating her pleasure centers to the utmost. Sadly, this female's vocal cords were severely damaged from a 6 year stint in the back hills of Kentucky's coal regions. Only two successful births are attributed to this species while in captivity. Since being released into the wilds, after extensive re-training, the Christabelll has managed to regain at least part of her vocal range, and is redefining what it means to free.

Superfluous petting, holding, confining etc., is not recommended as this particular female bites the hand that touches her silky pelt without permission.

Music however, in particular, celtic originated music, sooths this hungry beast and makes her more than approachable. It has been found that liberal amounts of high-end vodka produce within her body an almost relentless requirement for pleasure.

It has been noted she succumbs to almost any male with long hair and longer fingers.
 
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