Authors, let's play!

[voluptuary_manque]

Satisfactory
haiku cannot really be
written in English

 

[DeeZire]

I just thought of one
But now it's gone like the wind
Slippery devil

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A slippery butt
Can be a beautiful thing
Hear that smacking sound?

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The bell tolls for me
I have so much work to do
But this is more fun

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The interweb sucks
So does micro-shit-fer-brains
It's all Al Gore's fault

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Al on 30 Rock
Peeking at Tina's cleavage?
A true democrat

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I need a hot tub
With boobs floating like apples
Love those liberals

 

[voluptuary_manque]

We had a hot tub.
Cleaning got to be a chore.
Now we have orchids.

 

[shereads]

Shereads funny girl
post haiku while try to sleep
result often silly

Cloudy's poet soul
bleeds for poor drugged-out Haikus
Jumbled sleep words bomb

 

[Guest]

So little time; still
Greek food and puzzle pieces
elicit my smile

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Now see here my friends
This thread becomes serious.
A challenge awaits.

 

[Guest]

I adore Haiku.
But rum and lust has warped my
syllabic senses.

 

[Dragonlipz]

haiku:

Is so
Not my style
That I might
Find the words
that rile
In fact
I could
make some wood......

 

[shereads]

So little time; still
Greek food and puzzle pieces
elicit my smile

<-------- smiling too

 

[Guest]

<-------- smiling too

 

[harrlequin]

HAikus I kicketh -
shoulda read my old thread - wait
Shit. I guess you did.

 

[slyc_willie]

Fundamentalist
To wit, a blind seer challenged
Result: embarrassed

 

[slyc_willie]

I touch, stroke, lick, kiss
Your skin so fresh, sweet, ripe
I can wait no more

 

[neonlyte]

Not for me
the Haiku thing
ding-a-ling

 

[Guest]

Not for me
the Haiku thing
ding-a-ling

Neon the baker
Wedding cake trumps syllables
Apron looks good, too.

 

[cloudy]

wormie kind of stupid
authors shoot mussels at it
disappear with bang

 

[Guest]

wormie kind of stupid
authors shoot mussels at it
disappear with bang

shock then amusement
wrms non-logic makes head ache
can't be real human

 

[jomar]

Hooters spicy wings
nuclear is most desired
hurry up ice cream

 

[jomar]

the earth turns to spring
nature springs, emerging green
spring, achoo achoo!

 

[xssve]

Ass thread gone away
Clothing back on for most girls
Men cry pitifully

How do I love thee?

I love thee sans trousers

drop the laundry babe!

 

[Liar]

Count five, then seven,
then a five again, though fine,
does no haiku make.

Count clouds in heaven,
boulders, leaves on a vine,
to cure that mistake.

 

[jomar]

Count five, then seven,
then a five again, though fine,
does no haiku make.

Count clouds in heaven,
boulders, leaves on a vine,
to cure that mistake.

tis true, not haiku
nature made, focus on the earth
here are...senryu

 

[xssve]

Spring, New Mexico
Dust hides the sun like a fog
Will it ever fucking stop?

 

[harrlequin]

Fall, cherry blossom
delicate perfume delights
until death decays.

 

[oggbashan]

Incompetent I am at crafting Haiku:
Each failed attempt makes me more blue.
I think they're best in Japanese.
With limericks I'm more at ease.
Those I can do. How about you?