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Authors do not worry
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scheherazade_79
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Popular personality? Dude you're aiming far too low here - I'm already a celebrity 
Now if you've got any special offers on helicopter pads, feel free to PM me...
Now if you've got any special offers on helicopter pads, feel free to PM me...
Jenny_Jackson
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Ooooo... It's Bar-B-Q time again. Anybody want some???
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Stella_Omega
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*sigh*
You know, as a writer... I do worry, sometimes. I really do. Anyone else have this experience?
You know, as a writer... I do worry, sometimes. I really do. Anyone else have this experience?
Lauren Hynde
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I know that popular personalities sometimes write about their worries. Does that help?Stella_Omega said:
Lauren Hynde
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Fuck off cunt? Is your comma key broken, oh writer, or are you suggesting that ismaili go fuck ass?Vermilion said:
tickledkitty
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I'm worried about why my story hasn't posted yet. I know I shouldn't worry because it's only been five days, but I do. I've been checking every couple hours today.
Stella_Omega
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It's sort of like off stage, I think.Lauren Hynde said:Fuck off cunt? Is your comma key broken, oh writer, or are you suggesting that ismaili go fuck ass?
Only... worse.
Lauren Hynde
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The whole thing reminds me of this episode of American Dad where the conservative CIA agents are discussion homosexuality amongst them. Oh, scratch that. They're discussing, amongst themselves, homosexuality. "The thing about gays is... how do they have sex if none of them has a vagina?" Fucking off cunt. It's just-- too complex a concept to grasp. It's like trying to imagine infinity or what's beyond the end of the Universe.Stella_Omega said:It's sort of like off stage, I think.
glynndah
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Stella_Omega said:
Authors do not worry. A simple declarative sentence. Probably a lie, though. I worry a lot. But wait, maybe I'm not a real author...
Authors, do not worry. A command. And not likely to happen. Has he read any of the threads lately?
I wonder which one he meant.
rgraham666
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glynndah said:
Haven't the slightest. Haven't read the original as I knew it was Spam.
I have read the responses as they are quite amusing.
Stella_Omega
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Amusing responses to spam are an AH art form!rgraham666 said:
rgraham666
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Stella_Omega said:
Perhaps we should put together a book?
IrezumiKiss
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NOW I'm worried!rgraham666 said:Perhaps we should put together a book?
Lauren Hynde
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Dude. Seriously. "Now, I'm worried!" Get on with the program.IrezumiKiss said:NOW I'm worried!
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Lauren Hynde said:Dude. Seriously. "Now, I'm worried!" Get on with the program.
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gauchecritic
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It was a tag to entice authors into the thread. It doesn't have to be correctly punctuated nor true.
'Dog Bites Man' doesn't actually make sense since it's missing two indefinite articles (or possibly one definite and one indefinite, or maybe even two definite{Snoop biting the Mayor of Carmel}).
It, in the tradition of headlines/tags, invites speculation as to meaning. It is concise, almost wholly elliptical and enticing enough to force 19 responses.
'Dog Bites Man' doesn't actually make sense since it's missing two indefinite articles (or possibly one definite and one indefinite, or maybe even two definite{Snoop biting the Mayor of Carmel}).
It, in the tradition of headlines/tags, invites speculation as to meaning. It is concise, almost wholly elliptical and enticing enough to force 19 responses.
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Stella_Omega said:
I worry sometimes that I have that not-so-fresh feeling.
Does that count?
IrezumiKiss
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damn ye grammatically-anal scurvy dogs...Lauren Hynde said:Dude. Seriously. "Now, I'm worried!" Get on with the program.
...but I'm actually in the right since I all-capped "now" as a stressor that isn't spoken with a hesitant comma...so THERE...
I mean, so, THERE...
Stella_Omega
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Now, that's a worry I'd be glad to alleviate for you -- first, though, I'd like to get you a little dirtier...sweetsubsarahh said:
Lauren Hynde
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Pft. Everybody knows that all-capped stressors are a cheap cop-out for not using proper punctuation and/or proper descriptive writing.IrezumiKiss said:damn ye grammatically-anal scurvy dogs...
...but I'm actually in the right since I all-capped "now" as a stressor that isn't spoken with a hesitant comma...so THERE...
I mean, so, THERE...
