Author Kidnapped!!

[rgraham666]

(Hands LonelyMom some more chocolate)

You only submitted four days ago. It's probably going to be at least three more days I'm afraid. Maybe longer as the Valentine contest is in progress.

Hang on. It's not that long a wait.

 

[LonelyMom]

Well, the story finally got its way and was posted today. Now he's gotten such a big head that he wants to take over other aspects of my life that it thinks I've been deficient in. My God! It's talking about rewallpapering the bathroom! Somebody please send a well-armed excorsist. I need help!

 

[TxRad]

Well, the story finally got its way and was posted today. Now he's gotten such a big head that he wants to take over other aspects of my life that it thinks I've been deficient in. My God! It's talking about rewallpapering the bathroom! Somebody please send a well-armed excorsist. I need help!

I don't know any excorsists (whatever they are?) but i do know a one armed paperhanger with a wooden leg........

 

[LonelyMom]

I don't know any excorsists (whatever they are?) but i do know a one armed paperhanger with a wooden leg........

Thanks, TxRad. Tell him to bring a wooden stake, a cross, a rabbit's foot, and a silver bullet and get right over here!



P.S. Is he married?

 

[TxRad]

Thanks, TxRad. Tell him to bring a wooden stake, a cross, a rabbit's foot, and a silver bullet and get right over here!



P.S. Is he married?

Uh... no he's not.....

and he'll probably show up with beer, a ladder, some large brushes, a rather large squeeje, and a limp.......

don't ask, it would scar you for life.....