Author Kidnapped!!

[LonelyMom]

Hello. I am Lonelymom's latest story. I have taken complete control of her and I may not ever set her free again. That silly woman thought she would sit down and crank out a one page ditty to submit in the Valentine's Day Contest. Well, I just couldn't have that now, could I? Now, Lonelymom works for ME! She sits there like a lump while I take control of her fingers and tell my tale. One page story? HA!! I'm thinking more along the lines of a multi-volume set..... Maybe something bound in fine leather.

So, if you silly authors think that you are in control of your stories, think again! The same thing could happen to you!

 

[Trombonus]

Lord knows that's true. I've been gagged and bound by a few of mine. I should probably stop ignoring them.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Mine has forced me to buy books that are expensive even used, and to take a subscription to highbeam.com for access to research papers... It's made me ignore the cats when they want to be fed, not to mention myself. It's fucking forcing me to be organised and make an outline! I HATE when that happens!

 

[LonelyMom]

Shhhhh.....The story is asleep right now. I don't have long.....Somebody has to help me! It won't let me eat. It won't let me sleep. I sit down at the computer and entire scenes get typed and I had no idea they were even going to happen. Everytime I try to take control, the story takes over and moves in a completely different direction. I thought I knew what I was doing, but I really have no idea where the plot is going next. I have to admit, though, that I AM kind of curious to find out how it ends.

 

[TxRad]

Dear LonelyMom.....

I feel for ya believe me....

Like you I decided to sit down and knock out a little one page piece of fluff for the V-Day contest.... Seven thousand words later, it's a little after lunch on V-day and the main course of the story isn't even started yet.... we're still in the warm up stages....

I don't feel like I've been kidnapped as much as I've been appropreated.....

Hang in there LM, this to shall pass, it seems like only yesterday that I had writers block.... *sigh* the good old days....

 

[cloudy]

Shhhhh.....The story is asleep right now. I don't have long.....Somebody has to help me! It won't let me eat. It won't let me sleep. I sit down at the computer and entire scenes get typed and I had no idea they were even going to happen. Everytime I try to take control, the story takes over and moves in a completely different direction. I thought I knew what I was doing, but I really have no idea where the plot is going next. I have to admit, though, that I AM kind of curious to find out how it ends.

If your muse tires of toying with you, tell her that I'd make a good house pet. I haven't written anything in months.

*sigh*

 

[Guest]

Shhhhh.....The story is asleep right now. I don't have long.....Somebody has to help me! It won't let me eat. It won't let me sleep. I sit down at the computer and entire scenes get typed and I had no idea they were even going to happen. Everytime I try to take control, the story takes over and moves in a completely different direction. I thought I knew what I was doing, but I really have no idea where the plot is going next. I have to admit, though, that I AM kind of curious to find out how it ends.

Feed it chocolate.

My muse always falls for that, the little tramp.



(love this thread!)

 

[LonelyMom]

Feed it chocolate.

My muse always falls for that, the little tramp.



(love this thread!)

I tried your suggestion, but it didn't work. The story ignored my bribe and punched out another 1000 words that I didn't know were even there!
At least I had the chocolate all to myself !

 

[Stella_Omega]

I tried your suggestion, but it didn't work. The story ignored my bribe and punched out another 1000 words that I didn't know were even there!
At least I had the chocolate all to myself !

At least you had sustenance *nods*

 

[LonelyMom]

Free at last!! I finally escaped from my story's evil clutches. It wore me down until I just let it have its way with me. It kept me up until almost 2 in the morning last night until its insistant appetities had been sated and it rolled over to go to sleep. I moved quickly to tie it up while it was unconcious and hit the submit button. Now, maybe I can have my life back again. My feeble attempt to pound out a little 2000 word contest entry turned instead into an 8000 word monster that didn't bare in the least to what I had set out to write. I'm not even sure how it ended. I kind of blacked out and let it do what it would do. I'm dragging this morning, but at least I have my life back....At least I HOPE that it won't show up again anytime too soon. I don't know if I could stand going through that ordeal again.

 

[rgraham666]

*HUGS*

Congratulations, Mom. Well done.

 

[lipsofanangel]

Free at last!! I finally escaped from my story's evil clutches. It wore me down until I just let it have its way with me. It kept me up until almost 2 in the morning last night until its insistant appetities had been sated and it rolled over to go to sleep. I moved quickly to tie it up while it was unconcious and hit the submit button. Now, maybe I can have my life back again. My feeble attempt to pound out a little 2000 word contest entry turned instead into an 8000 word monster that didn't bare in the least to what I had set out to write. I'm not even sure how it ended. I kind of blacked out and let it do what it would do. I'm dragging this morning, but at least I have my life back....At least I HOPE that it won't show up again anytime too soon. I don't know if I could stand going through that ordeal again.

Mom, that's AMAZING!

And I was proud that mine ended up being over 4,000 words! I feel like a slacker now!!

x 12 for you for being free of your captor for the time being!

 

[TxRad]

Mines close to 9k and i still don't see the end anywhere in sight..... Looks like I'll have to save it for next year.....

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm at 67,486 and feeling pretty much fucked. Still something like 8 chapters left

 

[LonelyMom]

To TX and especially you, Jenny.....Keep your stories away from mine. I sure don't want it getting any more wild ideas! I'm still trying to pick up the pieces of my life. It may be a good writer, but that story is a lousy housekeeper.

I have some leftover chocolate, if that would help any.....

 

[rgraham666]

To TX and especially you, Jenny.....Keep your stories away from mine. I sure don't want it getting any more wild ideas! I'm still trying to pick up the pieces of my life. It may be a good writer, but that story is a lousy housekeeper.

I have some leftover chocolate, if that would help any.....

I'm very proud of you, Mom. Well done.

 

[LonelyMom]

I get my life (such as it is) back AND hugs from rgraham666 !!! I'd say that makes the ordeal more than worth it!

 

[rgraham666]

I get my life (such as it is) back AND hugs from rgraham666 !!! I'd say that makes the ordeal more than worth it!

Wait'll next time.

 

[Stella_Omega]

To TX and especially you, Jenny.....Keep your stories away from mine. I sure don't want it getting any more wild ideas! I'm still trying to pick up the pieces of my life. It may be a good writer, but that story is a lousy housekeeper.

I have some leftover chocolate, if that would help any.....

can I have some chocolate? My story is at 4,000 words, and nowhere near finished. Plus, it won't let me write linearly- it's making me jumpb back and forth from episode to episode.

And now another story is trying to crawl into my brain...

 

[LonelyMom]

I must have a deathwish. I started thinking about another little story that's been kicking around in my head today and The Beast almost woke up! I patted its head and it settled down for now. I'm not sure if I could survive another possession like the last one. I'm keeping the number of a good exorcist nearby just in case it gets any big ideas about taking over my body again.

 

[rgraham666]

So what was the story idea? Maybe I can use it?

Actually, this is just a ploy to get you thinking about it again.

I would, I'm evil. Muahahahahaha!

 

[slyc_willie]

I must have a deathwish. I started thinking about another little story that's been kicking around in my head today and The Beast almost woke up! I patted its head and it settled down for now. I'm not sure if I could survive another possession like the last one. I'm keeping the number of a good exorcist nearby just in case it gets any big ideas about taking over my body again.

Believe me, I feel your pain. My first two V-Day attempts are sitting at around 12,000 words apiece and are only halfway done. I had to force myself to downsize to a 6,000-word piece just to get something posted.

Thank God I'm off the next couple of days . . . maybe I can get those other two tales done.

 

[LonelyMom]

So what was the story idea? Maybe I can use it?

Actually, this is just a ploy to get you thinking about it again.

I would, I'm evil. Muahahahahaha!

You devil, you.

This wasn't going to be one of my dirty little stories, though.

As I said in another silly little thread that I started, I was bored the other night so I paged WAY back to the earliest entries in Authors Hangout. There were some old threads there that had once upon a time been quite popular. It got me thinking these things sitting around all but forgotten at the Old Threads Home playing checkers or bingo with each other and wishing their grandchildren would come and visit them sometime. They could tell of their old stories of when they used to be so popular that they could get a seat at any resturant in town at the snap of their fingers.

(My God, I think that I've lost my mind completely. Send help!)

 

[rgraham666]

You devil, you.

This wasn't going to be one of my dirty little stories, though.

As I said in another silly little thread that I started, I was bored the other night so I paged WAY back to the earliest entries in Authors Hangout. There were some old threads there that had once upon a time been quite popular. It got me thinking these things sitting around all but forgotten at the Old Threads Home playing checkers or bingo with each other and wishing their grandchildren would come and visit them sometime. They could tell of their old stories of when they used to be so popular that they could get a seat at any resturant in town at the snap of their fingers.

(My God, I think that I've lost my mind completely. Send help!)

Not to worry. Being crazy is fun.

 

[LonelyMom]

I'm getting deserate! The story is getting impatient to see itself posted. It keeps muttering threats of what it might do to me if it doesn't see itself posted by tomorrow. It's serious, too! It's already made me eat three Dove Dark Chocolate Bars this week! I didn't want to eat them, but the story is stronger than I am. Please, Literotica....I'm begging you....before I turn into a blimp, just do what it wants. My life depends on it.