Australia.....

[warrior queen]

Who wants to visit?

 

[blobfish]

I don't know... there are an awful lot of dark-skinned people there. I'd be crossing the street constantly.

 

[dirtwrench]

I would love to visit Australia. Some day when I am rich and famous, or maybe when so broke I just don't care anymore, I am gonna make it there.

 

[Sean Renaud]

How's this. I'll be by as soon as you deal with the following.
Spiders.
Jelly Fish
Sharks.
Dinosaurs
Underground super fires.
Dingos.
Devils.

Hell can we just move you folk back to Europe, none of you did anything wrong and that's a really fucked up place to leave someone.

 

[warrior queen]

How's this. I'll be by as soon as you deal with the following.
Spiders.
Jelly Fish
Sharks.
Dinosaurs
Underground super fires.
Dingos.
Devils.

Hell can we just move you folk back to Europe, none of you did anything wrong and that's a really fucked up place to leave someone.

To be clear, you lot have...
Spiders
Snakes
Alligators
Cougars
Sharks
Jellies
Bears
Scorpions
Coyotes
Wolves
And I have to add, Skunks.

And you're worried about our animals?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

let's burn their bridges.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd love to visit.


I want to watch water go down the drains in reverse.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just want my ashes scattered there...



Long flights make me a wee bit crazy, insane, nuttier than rat crap on the pistachio farm.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

let's burn their bridges.

Take hammers to that big rock!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I just want my ashes scattered there...



Long flights make me a wee bit crazy, insane, nuttier than rat crap on the pistachio farm.

Clausterphobic much?


Can't say I'm much good at being a sardine, either.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Clausterphobic much?


Can't say I'm much good at being a sardine, either.

Much much!


Then you get jumped by this gang called turbulence...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Much much!


Then you get jumped by this gang called turbulence...

I have the hard time shaking the concept that there's nothing between me and the ground but . . . air. Six miles worth of it.


Fawkin' Fizix!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maybe a six-month cruise...

 

[warrior queen]

I have the hard time shaking the concept that there's nothing between me and the ground but . . . air. Six miles worth of it.


Fawkin' Fizix!!!

I have never met anyone who is genuinely afraid to fly.
Are you? Or are you just spinning?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have never met anyone who is genuinely afraid to fly.
Are you? Or are you just spinning?

Actually afraid, as in terrified? No. Don't like it? Yes, I don't like the being in an airborne bus feeling, nor being off terra firma, nor knowing that it's a very long way down in the event of catastrophic mechanical failure.


The Mopar tosses a rod and I can coast to the shoulder, park it, and walk home, if need be.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just wear one of those human bat suits...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Mine is made of bat-shit.


I'd be crazy to wear it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Guanomotopia!

 

[ChinaBandit]

We lived in Potts Point in Sydney for 2 years while my wife got her Masters in Public Administration at UNSW.

We loved it!

The goddam flights to the rest of the world are too long though.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They need pontoons so you can get and and stretch your legs every once in a while...



:nods:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Line of the week (on Rush yesterday):

If you do not fly first class, your heirs will!

 

[ChinaBandit]

I think there is a lot of inbreeding in Tasmania too.

At least their fellow countrymen make jokes about it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Inbreeding? Sounds like Maine . . .


except I can drive to Maine.


Even on a big-block.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Inbreeding? Sounds like Maine . . .


except I can drive to Maine.


Even on a big-block.

I went to Maine for fishing once and to the LL Bean outlet in Kittery. At least, I think it was Kittery...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I went to Maine for fishing once and to the LL Bean outlet in Kittery. At least, I think it was Kittery...

I thought it was in Freeport, but maybe they have outlets all over.


I like Maine. I also like West Virginia, where inbreeding is also a running joke.