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[oz_akasha]

I am well darling,

How are you?

Doing ok...........


thank god tomorrow is hump day............

It has been one of those weeks ready.........i wish i could change my name or even hide under the desk.....*S*

 

[PepperTed]

Hi Ted...........

How are you doing this Tuesday evening??

Hi there Akasha,

I am well and enjoying this nice winters eve.

How did you survive the storms?

 

[Ladybird]

I am well darling,

How are you?

I am well also thank you. I have a tummy full of roast beef and veges, and all is well with the world.

Simple pleasures for a simple woman (not).

 

[PepperTed]

Thought you all might like a funny for the evening.....



The Bowling Club Gossip

Things aren't always as they seem! Sarah, the Bowling Club gossip and self- appointed arbiter of the Bowling Club's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of
Sarah's house... and left it there all night.

 

[Ladybird]

i forgive you this time............

i have been chatting to a maybe........mmmmmmm.......not so sure ..
But besides that i have had a few glasses of white & I am feeling great............and yourself sexy lady??

A maybe? Oh I hope it works for you hon. I'm meeting someone next week... a maybe for me. Wouldn't it be great!

I would so love to have a special woman as my friend and lover...

 

[Ladybird]

Thought you all might like a funny for the evening.....
<snip>
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of
Sarah's house... and left it there all night.

Ted, I love it! What a wonderful way to make a point... LOL

Thank you kind sir...

 

[Orlanth]

Evening.

 

[oz_akasha]

A maybe? Oh I hope it works for you hon. I'm meeting someone next week... a maybe for me. Wouldn't it be great!

I would so love to have a special woman as my friend and lover...

Good luck to LB........not sure about the lady I was speaking to..................part of a couple...............first every chat but hnot so sure.................we will see...........

 

[oz_akasha]

Evening.

Evening.............glass of wine sir??

 

[PepperTed]

Glad you liked it

 

[ozraven]

Doing ok...........


thank god tomorrow is hump day............

It has been one of those weeks ready.........i wish i could change my name or even hide under the desk.....*S*

Not unless it's my desk sweets......................

 

[oz_akasha]

Not unless it's my desk sweets......................

Any time my darling............all you have to do is hire me..............*S*

 

[cheekyfella]

evening all... who's out and about?

 

[ozraven]

Any time my darling............all you have to do is hire me..............*S*

I dunno, I don't usually go for whores.............

what's your hourly rate?

 

[oz_akasha]

evening all... who's out and about?

Hi there cheeky......how is your evening tonight?

 

[PepperTed]

wow, looks like Australia is home tonight....

 

[Orlanth]

Evening.............glass of wine sir??

Oh yes please. I could really use a drink.

 

[cheekyfella]

Hi there cheeky......how is your evening tonight?

hi akasha, hi raven,

just poopped in to see what activity is happenning. still a bit quiet i see except for you two. Dont mind me... I'll just watch

 

[oz_akasha]

I dunno, I don't usually go for whores.............

what's your hourly rate?

By the sounds of what you have said......I think I would cost more than you could afford...........don't you know ladies are much more expensive than whores.....*S*

 

[oz_akasha]

Oh yes please. I could really use a drink.

What is your chose of posion...........?

 

[ozraven]

hi akasha, hi raven,

just poopped in to see what activity is happenning. still a bit quiet i see except for you two. Dont mind me... I'll just watch

*grin*

Go for it.........

She's an exhibitionist and I am just an occasionally entertaining arsehole

 

[oz_akasha]

hi akasha, hi raven,

just poopped in to see what activity is happenning. still a bit quiet i see except for you two. Dont mind me... I'll just watch

MMMMMM.....like to whatch.................I love to show............

 

[ozraven]

By the sounds of what you have said......I think I would cost more than you could afford...........don't you know ladies are much more expensive than whores.....*S*

I wouldn't know...........

I've never had one

 

[cheekyfella]

suits me just fine

 

[oz_akasha]

I wouldn't know...........

I've never had one

Ok...........but you were in the room .......& you paid..............