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I like nipple braille - that area just around the edge or the areola that get's little bumps of ridges when the lady becometh aroused :devil::devil::devil:


oooooohhhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh

I'm with you on this one Webbo but I also love exploring the whole of the female body not just nipples & breasts.
 
Better go and get ready for dinner. The bosses are shouting us all out for pizza, as a 'thank you' for being such busy bush elves!

Wonder what I'll get for being a battered and bruised bush elf? Got pounded by falling boxes yesterday and I'm a very colourful girlie today. Interesting shades of blue. In a couple of days I'm going to look like an erratic topographical map - all yellows and greens. Yech. I loooove hugs, but atm not so much. :( I'll try to avoid the hugfest as everyone arrives! Usually I lead the charge!!!
 
I went for my 'mobility assessment' today.
Had a doc manipulating my arm in all different directions, to find out how restricted I am.
I've lost about 30% of movement, and over half my hand strength.
But that's not enough for me to be fast-tracked for surgery, so I have to wait till early next year.
Oh, and they want to stop me driving... NOT going to happen! I told them if they take my lisence away, I will send them all the fines I get from being caught driving unlisenced!
 
Sorry

Hope Bandit's trip to the dentist is minimal stress :rose:

Hehe. Know the problem with lists, well!!! The trouble is all lists have bench cami, so when you're leaving the bloody things can't be seen!

guys hate the subject !
 
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Hello everyone, just thought i would check in. My right arm is still very sore and can't use it for much at all, the pain has eased off somewhat but is still there. My Doctor thinks i've broken a few ribs and my shoulder as well as my collarbone.Thou I did'nt have my ribs Xrayed, thou you don't need to Xray ribs to find out if they are broken or not it just takes a Doctor to feel them

I am in the middle of starting a law suit against the taxi but it will take time for it to go anyware
 
Wow, Gil!

Congrats on 19,000 + posts! Such an active fellow, aren't you? :devil:

Well I have been here for a long time & a lot of those postes were between BANDIT:heart: & I in the getting to know each other in 2002/3 period.

Just imagine my post count if BANDIT:heart: wasn't sitting on the lounge opposite me now. LOL
 
Better go and get ready for dinner. The bosses are shouting us all out for pizza, as a 'thank you' for being such busy bush elves!

Wonder what I'll get for being a battered and bruised bush elf? Got pounded by falling boxes yesterday and I'm a very colourful girlie today. Interesting shades of blue. In a couple of days I'm going to look like an erratic topographical map - all yellows and greens. Yech. I loooove hugs, but atm not so much. :( I'll try to avoid the hugfest as everyone arrives! Usually I lead the charge!!!

Sending a soft, Gentle hug & try Arnica on the bruises to speed the recovery.
 
Hello everyone, just thought i would check in. My right arm is still very sore and can't use it for much at all, the pain has eased off somewhat but is still there. My Doctor thinks i've broken a few ribs and my shoulder as well as my collarbone.Thou I did'nt have my ribs Xrayed, thou you don't need to Xray ribs to find out if they are broken or not it just takes a Doctor to feel them

I am in the middle of starting a law suit against the taxi but it will take time for it to go anyware

Slow is the way of these libility claims & don't jump at the first out of court settlement you get offered as that offer is just testing the water, your legal advisers will let you know which off they think you might like to take, it also means money to them with the higher settlements too, been there done that.
 
I'm with you on this one Webbo but I also love exploring the whole of the female body not just nipples & breasts.
I will make up the trifecta, using finger tips to trace the female form is the best way to get to know your lady
 
Better go and get ready for dinner. The bosses are shouting us all out for pizza, as a 'thank you' for being such busy bush elves!

Wonder what I'll get for being a battered and bruised bush elf? Got pounded by falling boxes yesterday and I'm a very colourful girlie today. Interesting shades of blue. In a couple of days I'm going to look like an erratic topographical map - all yellows and greens. Yech. I loooove hugs, but atm not so much. :( I'll try to avoid the hugfest as everyone arrives! Usually I lead the charge!!!
Looks like I have to come up and do some risk assessments and hazard inspections to prevent you lovely people from getting injured, too many visits to hospitals and dentists.

This thread is like a war zone.

Hope everyone's health improves very quickly so that you can start enjoying yourselves again.
 
same everyone should be feeling wonderful
because I am stuck in the biggest shit hole in mt gambier this guy makes Basil Fawlty look like a legend seriously never coming back they can sack me over this
 
I'm with you on this one Webbo but I also love exploring the whole of the female body not just nipples & breasts.

I like to start at the top and work my way down - the entre before the main meal :devil::devil::devil:
 
Hello everyone, just thought i would check in. My right arm is still very sore and can't use it for much at all, the pain has eased off somewhat but is still there. My Doctor thinks i've broken a few ribs and my shoulder as well as my collarbone.Thou I did'nt have my ribs Xrayed, thou you don't need to Xray ribs to find out if they are broken or not it just takes a Doctor to feel them

I am in the middle of starting a law suit against the taxi but it will take time for it to go anyware

Hi Orlanth!

Your road to recovery seems slow but steady:D

Miss your cheeky self on the thread.;)

I hope the wheels fall off that bloke's taxi! GRRRR!
 
same everyone should be feeling wonderful
because I am stuck in the biggest shit hole in mt gambier this guy makes Basil Fawlty look like a legend seriously never coming back they can sack me over this

Beautiful Mt Gambier ...... well it was last time i was there many, many years ago.

Basil Fawlty has relations everywhere & has a management training buisness as well.
 
same everyone should be feeling wonderful
because I am stuck in the biggest shit hole in mt gambier this guy makes Basil Fawlty look like a legend seriously never coming back they can sack me over this

Please, please, puleeeese, tell me that your rl name is Not Manuel???????

:eek::rose:

Seriously, I hope you find a way to keep your job AND your sanity - in a different location! :rose:
 
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Sending a soft, Gentle hug & try Arnica on the bruises to speed the recovery.

Thank You, Gil. :rose:

I stiil got my hugs but am suitably soused so I don't feel much from the blue bits at all!! hehe

Got Arnica here, somewhere. It's a great suggestion. Forgot about the stuff. Does it work as well with alcohol??? I'll find it as soon as this couch stops moving.....

I've made a startling discovery..... passionfruit cruisers taste like medicine!
 
Looks like I have to come up and do some risk assessments and hazard inspections to prevent you lovely people from getting injured, too many visits to hospitals and dentists.

This thread is like a war zone.

Hope everyone's health improves very quickly so that you can start enjoying yourselves again.

Naaah, all I have to do is grow 6 inches aand all will be solved! Unfortunately, horse manure and rain have failed to make me grow, so maybe elevator shoes are the next thing to try?????

I think enjoying one's self is a state of mind - available even when the bod is not co-operating. If you want it to be.
 
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Thank You, Gil. :rose:

I stiil got my hugs but am suitably soused so I don't feel much from the blue bits at all!! hehe

Got Arnica here, somewhere. It's a great suggestion. Forgot about the stuff. Does it work as well with alcohol??? I'll find it as soon as this couch stops moving.....

I've made a startling discovery..... passionfruit cruisers taste like medicine!

Frisky it works better with booze so keep medicating.
 
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