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Re: Re: Bonding with the penis

Gil_T2 said:
I know that it was pages ago but do they really think this is anything new ?.... I've been bonding with my penis for as long as I can remember;) :devil:

Be honest guys it's always there,easy to arouse,lasts as long as you want to make it last,DON'T need batteries and it even acts as a brain making decisions for you.....What a buddy it is.

I bonded with mine again last night too:D
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LOL well, dang mine needs batteries and can't do as much as yours can do. Where do I find one like yours?

Peace,
Tulip
 
Hi Tulip

Wanna see under my coffee mug ?

If you get to Sydney I'm sure there will be a way to find you one as a helping hand is very pleasing too:devil:
 
LOL

Now I am thinking a coffee cup. Can it be that large if a coffee cup can conceal such a lovely thing. No offense sweety. Very clever on your part indeed and I do like that avatar of yours. It seems to suit your personality.

Helping hands are always the best. Even having another simply in the room watching can be a turn on.

Peace,
Tulip
 
OK I am confused...

or I am having a blonde moment. O if you need a synapsis of the last few pages I can give you one if that will make you feel better.

If the last pages is about crap turning holy I am dumbfounded.

Help me out sweetie I feel your anguish.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Ok it is late here and I am

going to bed. Have a g'day aussies. I'll catch up in my morrow with you all as you sleep.

O if you want a synapsis just let me know and I will give you the abridge version my morrow.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Re: OK I am confused...

tulip2lipservice said:
or I am having a blonde moment. O if you need a synapsis of the last few pages I can give you one if that will make you feel better.

If the last pages is about crap turning holy I am dumbfounded.

Help me out sweetie I feel your anguish.

Peace,
Tulip
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I'm just missing around, that's all.
 
Flu (cough)

Anyone else stuck at home with this darn
flu going around?

Bleah.. Im running a temp at 37.9
and feel miserable..

Someone cheer me up :)
 
Re: Flu (cough)

Huggles said:
Anyone else stuck at home with this darn
flu going around?

Bleah.. Im running a temp at 37.9
and feel miserable..

Someone cheer me up :)
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I'm stuck at home looking up Porn..... What?
 
STUCK AT HOME

The bloody flu has been returning to annoy the daylights out of me...every time I think it's going it comes back.....I just wish it would hit and go as it's been close to 6 months now since it first hit me.


Tulip my coffee mug isn't tiny and nor a cup at all:confused: I'm not saying that I'm BIG but haven't had anyone crack up laughing at it either.:D
 
Hey there all,

Anyone have a clue as to why a jpeg that's significantly smaller than the 800 x 600 Lit max won't upload because Lit claims it' to big (with no further information)?

It's really shiting me:mad:
 
LOL@Ladybird

Like the old saying "I've never gone to bed with an ugly lady but shit I wake up with lots"

Ladybird you always brighten me up with the things you find:D

LIT would be a lot more boring if you were not here for us.
 
Gothedistance

My best advice is to ask Ladybird or Dragonette as they continue to bail me out of these troubles.;)
 
Re: Gothedistance

Gil_T2 said:
My best advice is to ask Ladybird or Dragonette as they continue to bail me out of these troubles.;)
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Thanks Gil

and I'll wait on bated breath for one of the ladys to save the day

Good luck fighting that flu!
 
Re: Hi

churchydom said:
Hi Everyone.

As you may guess I am new here - I was recommended here by the gorgeous Dragonette (thank you honey)

I am not an Aussie, but in the near future, maybe next year I am hoping to travel your wonderful country, so I came on here to hopefully make good friends, and maybe get some pointers off you......:D
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Hey Dom...a word of warning about Australia

I came here on holiday and had a great time. The Aussies are really friendly (even to us poms), and you won't want to leave. In fact, i liked it so much, I moved here shortly afterwards.

So take care when you come here, and make sure you're ready for the consequences.

This really is "The land of Plenty".


Ifits
 
Hello my Aussie Friends

Has been some time since I posted, I do keep track of you all though. What has happened to Henry and QD? and where i Azure these days? Seems to be a somewhat different thread.

Things are great in Brisvegas, the days just get better and better. So how are you all doing??

:rose:
 
Re: Hello my Aussie Friends

Shazza said:
Has been some time since I posted, I do keep track of you all though. What has happened to Henry and QD? and where i Azure these days? Seems to be a somewhat different thread.

Things are great in Brisvegas, the days just get better and better. So how are you all doing??

:rose:
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hi shazza,

seems the poeple comee and go.

Poor turn out tonight. Ladybird is around somewhere, though I don't know where, and Evilsmurf, another Brizzy resident will undoubtedly be along shortly.

Dragonette will be lurking somewhere, ready to shred us all if we step out of line.

As for the rest...who knows...


Ifits
 
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