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night
I'm off as well
I'm off as well
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Night hon, sweet dreams.aaronh123 said:
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Night SM, take care.selectivemaster said:
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Pretty much and i've gotta run soon too. Nearly time to wake hubby for work.oz187 said:
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LOL..... Yeah, that'd be what i mean.oz187 said:
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Night Oz, sleep well.
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Starting the day with a laugh
One hot day we found an old straggly cat at our
door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled
terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt
sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to
the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named
her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day
or so. He said would let us know when we could come
and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't
forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that
it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him
"El-Take-O." They love to hate each
other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my
husband getting in the last word on this occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his
doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was
full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened
and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my
husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and
in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally
clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh,
and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who
the father is!" And he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...
One hot day we found an old straggly cat at our
door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled
terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt
sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to
the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named
her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day
or so. He said would let us know when we could come
and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't
forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that
it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him
"El-Take-O." They love to hate each
other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my
husband getting in the last word on this occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his
doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was
full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened
and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my
husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and
in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally
clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh,
and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who
the father is!" And he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...
~Breathe~
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Wow - I see your new camera is a beauty then! They are excellent shots! Well donetolyk said:I be very good
How you be?
Im very very good thank you Tolyk - only 14 days now till I move states
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Yay~Breathe~ said:Wow - I see your new camera is a beauty then! They are excellent shots! Well done
Im very very good thank you Tolyk - only 14 days now till I move states
Hope the move goes smoothly for you2 months left for me to go see my gal.. the anxiety is killin me!
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Yep, I hear you loud and clear....my original date was November but there is no way I could have waited that long, so I moved it forwardtolyk said:Yay
2 months left for me to go see my gal.. the anxiety is killin me!
The time will fly past and the waiting will mean nothing when you have her in your arms
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Until after the week is over and I have to come home again~Breathe~ said:Yep, I hear you loud and clear....my original date was November but there is no way I could have waited that long, so I moved it forward
The time will fly past and the waiting will mean nothing when you have her in your arms
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