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i can sum it up in one word

ASSIGNMENTS

ive got so many now its not funny

but other than that not too bad :)
 
ASSIGNMENTS ...... geez im glad im not the only one then steve_perth.

How is everyone else, Hope all is well !!!
 
glad to hear all is well for you Steve


Hi LadyofLust . alls well for me thanks.

how are you doing?
 
Hello again everyone..

Big warm hug to my fellow West Aussie.. Steve.

What fun I've been having! I've just bought a gas heater, and I'm not tough enough to connect it to the bayonette in the wall. It just takes more muscle power than I have.

So after a lot of grunting and groaning (and a few naughty words) I sent out an SOS.

A friend will be around soon to help me... god bless him! :D
 
Oh... btw... has anyone noticed the page number?

666 is the devils number... lets fill the page quickly and move on. I'm not supersticious, but the devil frightens me..
 
hmmm assignments are giving me major pains alright

*hugs lb back*

my house mate got the water heated started again this morning, i had been having cold showers for the last few days as ii couldnnt light the fucker, so yay him :)
 
and yay for the 666, the mark of the beast, nice one :)

heheh and i just finished that assignment and gave it to my prof, how fitting
 
I've had THE crappiest day.

THE CRAPPIEST FUCKING DAY.




I aint,however,afraid of the devil any longer.

I discovered tonight that he's in disguise as my boss.
Motherfucker.




Am i allowed to swear here?
 
fuck it, lets swear if we aint anyway

and i had a bad day too, my back is killing me, ive been sitting in this chair all fucking day writing a 3000 word assignment

i could kill for a massage
 
A massage?
Fuck yes.

HWTHB aint into massage.

So i tried to talk a cute male friend into coming round and gettin me nekkid and rubbing me with oil til i'm so slippery and horny i could scream.



I wasn't succesful.
So now i'm all frustrated and needy and moody and bitchy and well fuck it,i'm goin to bed.



Nighnigh.
 
Heater????

Ladybird said:
Hello again everyone..

Big warm hug to my fellow West Aussie.. Steve.

What fun I've been having! I've just bought a gas heater, and I'm not tough enough to connect it to the bayonette in the wall. It just takes more muscle power than I have.

So after a lot of grunting and groaning (and a few naughty words) I sent out an SOS.

A friend will be around soon to help me... god bless him! :D

Glad you have someone to help you out! It is turning to Summer here.
(No dig intended)

If I were there, I would give "you a hand". :heart:

Talk with you later babe.:kiss:

jimmi:p
 
NO!!

We don't fuckin' swear...

... so both of you go and wash your shitty little mouths out before I take to your arse's with a cricket bat!

Do you get the fucking picture now??
 
well i dont know what male is going turning down giving woman massages but he really needs to wake up, i love giving massages. though one for myself is whats needed now
 
I love giving and receiving massages.

LB im glad someone is helping you out with that gas heater.

damn i hate ours too.
 
Re: Heater????

Originally posted by jimmi
Glad you have someone to help you out! It is turning to Summer here.
(No dig intended)
If I were there, I would give "you a hand". :heart:
Talk with you later babe.:kiss:
jimmi:p

Hello sweetheart... I know you'd "give me a hand", and I "give you one too."

If only hey... :p :p
 
right fuck it, im off home, maybe i can get my next door neighbour to give me a massage, i seriously need one
 
Henry... is that you?

I think that's the most colourful language I've heard you use..

.. good on ya sweetheart!

Tis nice to see you loosen up a little.

How the fuck are ya anyway?
 
all is mighty damn fine here thanks LB

yes it is too loosen up every once in a while

or is it the devil that made me do it
 
Ok so I'll go back and read what I missed

I have 3 pages to catch up but had to say something here.

Ladyoflust gives great massages.:D

Tess your idea for a massage sounds exciting to me and glad to see you here.

Azure ROFLMAO at the work boots thing very funny as I have suffered this often but didn't have to worry about looking LADY LIKE just had to worry about looking stupid.:(

ABOUT THAT LITTLE MAGGOT AND HIS LIBERAL MATES IN CANBERRA spitting in his face is way to soft an idea.
A fucking bullet for him and his mates would be wonderful he screws the little ppl every chance he gets and as some one who has to take 20+ pills a day plus 2 injections just to live and not for pleasure I am pissed to say the least as they have increased the amout of scripts we need before getting them for free and even before the budget my meds bill has doubled since they have been in power so do I skip on what I take and risk my life or go without other things I have to have like food.:mad:
 
Hi Ladybird, Gil, Henry!
how are you doing?
Did you miss me?;)

I'm just popping in to say hello, er thats it...
I've got to go now - dentist *shudder*, maybe I should have posted this on the previous page!

I'm having a fucking great day apart from the dentist though!

warmlips
:kiss:
 
Hi and Bye Warmlips

all is fine for me thanks.

hope the dentist visit goes well for ya.
 
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