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[~Breathe~]

Night LB... and all of you cheeky rascals!

I am going to go get "BOB JNR" out... and will be checking the drawer for people dressed in purple!

ICR you are only 49 posts away from 1000! Cad, you keeping on eye on this one?

 

[nostress]

*.....the door slowly and quietly opens just a bit and she puts her head around the door and looks around the room....her sleepy face becomes a cheeky grin as she surveys the half naked bodies strewn around, all sleeping soundly, some draped over each other...she 'breathes' in the stale alcohol fumes from the previous night of debauchery and the smile is replaced by a wrinkled nose....*
eww yuk
*she opens the door further and slips into the room, moving gently toward the window, she steps carefully over the sleeping bodies and opens the window. The curtain is caught by the fresh breeze coming through and sweeps over LB's face*
oops! Sorry LB! Really girl, you should cover up before you go to sleep - these buggers'll take advantage!
*as LB rolls over in her sleep, her hand flops onto Bertrandes exposed breast, who moans in her sleep and shifts her legs which are laying over Koalabears naked body. As Bertrandes leg moves across his groin, his hand moves from where it had lain on ICR's ass as she lay face down on the carpet near the coffee table (strewn with empty glasses), ICR mutters something about purple Bob Jnr and Nostress, who is hanging half of the couch (with a purple condom on) opens his eyes slightly and says "got him here love"....*

Oh shit - sorry everyone for waking you!! I'm sorry I missed most of the party last night - looks like you had a lot of fun!

now that is a wonderfull description of a night of fun, would make an even better script for a night to come....... I must point out one thing though falling asleep while wearing a condom can be bloody uncomfortable the next morning..... or so I am told

 

[~Breathe~]

Waiting for them to wake......

Geez guys!
I've made a fresh pot of coffee, went and got milk (someone left it out last night) for the Aussies fridge - which by the way is almost empty of beer and mixers..........

I picked up some fresh flowers while I was out and put them in a vase on the coffee table after cleaning up the mess on it (who came on there? you left a stain!) ...........

I made crepes to go with the cream and raspberries for you all....

I found the Berrocca and left it on the coffee table with a jug of cold water and glasses.......

and STILL you are all asleep.......and you missed Mortal Wombats visit! (so did I -he came through when I was out at the shops)

Well, I'm leaving! Help yourselves to breakfast (brunch now!) in the now clean and fresh Aussie room and I'll come back and check on you later!! There are fresh towels in the bathroom too.....

Bloody drunkards......

 

[~Breathe~]

now that is a wonderfull description of a night of fun, would make an even better script for a night to come....... I must point out one thing though falling asleep while wearing a condom can be bloody uncomfortable the next morning..... or so I am told

Yes - hence I carefully peeled it off you while you were alseep so you could rest easier

Morning Nostress, enjoy the crepes and coffee!

 

[~Breathe~]

now that is a wonderfull description of a night of fun, would make an even better script for a night to come....... I must point out one thing though falling asleep while wearing a condom can be bloody uncomfortable the next morning..... or so I am told

and it could only be better if I were laying on the ground naked and asleep too

 

[rozweb]

morning.... hope we are all well
The shopping has been done, the washing is washing, the cleaning can wait.....

 

[nostress]

Yes - hence I carefully peeled it off you while you were alseep so you could rest easier

Morning Nostress, enjoy the crepes and coffee!

morning breathe and thanks for the hand with the condom, I knew if pretended to be asleep long enough I would get to feel your soft touch.

I gota run so will grab my coffee and go.

 

[~Breathe~]

morning breathe and thanks for the hand with the condom, I knew if pretended to be asleep long enough I would get to feel your soft touch.

I gota run so will grab my coffee and go.

Aha, and I thought you just needed a piss! Have a good day Nostress

 

[~Breathe~]

morning.... hope we are all well
The shopping has been done, the washing is washing, the cleaning can wait.....

Hey there Roz
How was your evening? These buggers had a ball!

 

[rozweb]

Hey there Roz
How was your evening? These buggers had a ball!

Loved you little description, missed the action it by about 20 min... but I was having my own fun, so i can't complain to much
Thanks for doing the breakfast... sound very nice indeed

 

[~Breathe~]

Loved you little description, missed the action it by about 20 min... but I was having my own fun, so i can't complain to much
Thanks for doing the breakfast... sound very nice indeed

You go girl! I sneaked out for awhile last night and came back to a bunch of drunk yahoo's all horny as hell. Luckily there are plenty of crepes there if you want some hon!

 

[rozweb]

You go girl! I sneaked out for awhile last night and came back to a bunch of drunk yahoo's all horny as hell, luckily there are plenty of crepes there if you want some hon!

yes webbo and I were just as bad as them.... was talking to one of them on yahoo, and they came back on here after our pub closed for the night
Would you believe I had the left over pizza from last night... but not the rum!!!! Crepes do sound a lot better

 

[~Breathe~]

yes webbo and I were just as bad as them.... was talking to one of them on yahoo, and they came back on here after our pub closed for the night
Would you believe I had the left over pizza from last night... but not the rum!!!! Crepes do sound a lot better

Hey left over pizza can cure a hangover! Only coz you are worried about the icky feeling in your stomach more than the headache! Tee hee - I have been known to grab a slice the morning after many a time - so much easier!

Glad you left the rum though - not a good sign!

I only got one pic sent to my phone though - they PROMISED they would send more drunken camera phone pics for me to start the Aussies Camera Phone Shots While Drunk thread (still thinking of an appropriate name for it)

 

[koalabear]

I was going to start an "Aussie phone cam shots while orgasming" site, but I forgot to pay the phone bill!

Hi Aussies.

 

[rozweb]

Hey left over pizza can cure a hangover! Only coz you are worried about the icky feeling in your stomach more than the headache! Tee hee - I have been known to grab a slice the morning after many a time - so much easier!

Glad you left the rum though - not a good sign!

I only got one pic sent to my phone though - they PROMISED they would send more drunken camera phone pics for me to start the Aussies Camera Phone Shots While Drunk thread (still thinking of an appropriate name for it)

I think that is a good name for it(is there a limit on the length?) maybe we need an anagram, was trying to think of one but am drawing a blank... hardly suprising today

 

[rozweb]

I was going to start an "Aussie phone cam shots while orgasming" site, but I forgot to pay the phone bill!

Hi Aussies.

Afternoon

 

[~Breathe~]

I was going to start an "Aussie phone cam shots while orgasming" site, but I forgot to pay the phone bill!

Hi Aussies.

You is a funny widdle bear - hello KB, how is ya today? having some crepes and coffee?

 

[~Breathe~]

I think that is a good name for it(is there a limit on the length?) maybe we need an anagram, was trying to think of one but am drawing a blank... hardly suprising today

How about Candid Phone Cam Aussies - nah doesnt have a ring to it (lol)
I don't think there is a limit to length or they allow a fairly lengthy title according to some of the titles out there.

 

[koalabear]

You is a funny widdle bear - hello KB, how is ya today? having some crepes and coffee?

Howdy Roz & Breathe, not to bad today,*couldn't find anyone to be bad with* CREEPS, no thanx!...Oh wait, different spelling. I never eat anything from France no matter what she....uhhhh it looks like! Beautiful day here finally, spring is finally here, that explains all the hard ons I guess. How's ya'll doing down yonders?

 

[~Breathe~]

Howdy Roz & Breathe, not to bad today,*couldn't find anyone to be bad with* CREEPS, no thanx!...Oh wait, different spelling. I never eat anything from France no matter what she....uhhhh it looks like! Beautiful day here finally, spring is finally here, that explains all the hard ons I guess. How's ya'll doing down yonders?

Ahh love Spring ! I'm good, got a BBQ here tonight followed by a pub crawl to farewell a friend who is off travelling the nation next week....start my new job in a week which I scored on Friday.....free and single again as of the Friday before....ummmm think thats about it for me!

Got plans for your weekend? other than NOT eating my crepes!

 

[rozweb]

How about Candid Phone Cam Aussies - nah doesnt have a ring to it (lol)
I don't think there is a limit to length or they allow a fairly lengthy title according to some of the titles out there.

LOL... still think A.C.P.S.W.D.T is a good idea.... know one else would have the foggiest idea what it is about

 

[koalabear]

How about Candid Phone Cam Aussies - nah doesnt have a ring to it (lol)
I don't think there is a limit to length or they allow a fairly lengthy title according to some of the titles out there.

"Outback Phone Vidiots-Can you see me now?"

 

[~Breathe~]

LOL... still think A.C.P.S.W.D.T is a good idea.... know one else would have the foggiest idea what it is about

But do we want it to be a secret? I think the world should know just how out of control and silly us Aussies can be! And how we party!

Phone Pics And Alcohol: PPAA
Sexy Mobile Shots: SMS - I like that one
Aussies and their Phone Cams: APC
hmm must be lots more

 

[~Breathe~]

"Outback Phone Vidiots-Can you see me now?"

lol - yeah but only one of us lives in the outback!

 

[koalabear]

Ahh love Spring ! I'm good, got a BBQ here tonight followed by a pub crawl to farewell a friend who is off travelling the nation next week....start my new job in a week which I scored on Friday.....free and single again as of the Friday before....ummmm think thats about it for me!

Got plans for your weekend? other than NOT eating my crepes!

Pub crawl........farewell a friend....That could be sexy, depends on the type of farewell I guess. You single, stop burning out all the men! Go easy on them or find yourself a *bear* that can handle the heat.*sorry couldn't resist the shameless plug*. No big plans for me this weekend, it usually depends on what my cub wants to do, he's the boss. He's bigger and taller then me now!