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Ladybird said:And now it's time for me to get Mr Buzzy out to play............ night everyone.
Night LB... and all of you cheeky rascals!
I am going to go get "BOB JNR" out... and will be checking the drawer for people dressed in purple!
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g'day.bertrande said:
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hiya, a kiss for each...bertrande said:Hello sweetie.....
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Glad to see you back home...
I got your postcard....thank you..
that is a MIGHTY fine av. phew.good to be home. got to pick her maj up from work in a mo so i won't be hanging around.
got the card!!?? cool.
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I know much better and fun ways to get into shape, and you can have all the cock you want!Ladybird said:He weighed and measured me.... I'm technically obese. What a horrible word.
So.... tomorrow I start walking again. Gotta get this bod looking good in case someone may want to look at it....
*checking the flight schedule to Aus*
Glad you like it...geronimo_appleby said:hiya, a kiss for each...
good to be home. got to pick her maj up from work in a mo so i won't be hanging around.
got the card!!?? cool.
and give her maj a kiss for me...
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bertrande said:
oooh goody, lesbians! is that what you were doing in the pub toilet??
gotta go sweet. catch you again soon i hope. enjoy the weekend.
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Hey LB, not feeling sexy? Let me feel ya and I'll be the judge of that. CIA may be interested, last month it was the Dept. of Defense knocking on my puter door. Guess I need to wear a rag on my head and act like a middle easterner. I bet they are the ones that stole my cock AV! You Aussies need to change your sleeping habits, I rarely get to talk to you lazy blokes always wanting to sleep at night!Ladybird said:
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Bertrande
good evening and may I congratulate you on your avatar. It is breathtaking, now please do me a favour and breathe in
Bertrande
good evening and may I congratulate you on your avatar. It is breathtaking, now please do me a favour and breathe in
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Ladybird said:
From what I've seen you are incredibly sexy-dont let anyone say otherwise! You dont look even a little overweight in that lit t-shirt!
Ladybird said:
I know exactly how you feel-my doctor said the same to me except he wanted me to drop 30 to 35 kilo's. Most people say i dont even look that fat-yet i am-or was-technically obese. I have a gut-like most men although it's not caused by booze in my case, and manboobs-which i hate. If I can lose either of these i'll be happy. I have gone from technically obese to technically overweight now-and i look in the mirror and cant see a sdamn thing different except i can button my overalls up.
bertrande said:
Now I haven't met Lb or even seen a pic of much more than her boobs, so it's hard to comment-but you sexy lady are a different story. you look fantastic, shoot your doctor.
Good luck to you both-your doctors obviously dont appreciate a fine female form when they see one!
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........shhhhhh don't wake them....
*.....the door slowly and quietly opens just a bit and she puts her head around the door and looks around the room....her sleepy face becomes a cheeky grin as she surveys the half naked bodies strewn around, all sleeping soundly, some draped over each other...she 'breathes' in the stale alcohol fumes from the previous night of debauchery and the smile is replaced by a wrinkled nose....*
eww yuk
*she opens the door further and slips into the room, moving gently toward the window, she steps carefully over the sleeping bodies and opens the window. The curtain is caught by the fresh breeze coming through and sweeps over LB's face*
oops! Sorry LB! Really girl, you should cover up before you go to sleep - these buggers'll take advantage!
*as LB rolls over in her sleep, her hand flops onto Bertrandes exposed breast, who moans in her sleep and shifts her legs which are laying over Koalabears naked body. As Bertrandes leg moves across his groin, his hand moves from where it had lain on ICR's ass as she lay face down on the carpet near the coffee table (strewn with empty glasses), ICR mutters something about purple Bob Jnr and Nostress, who is hanging half of the couch (with a purple condom on) opens his eyes slightly and says "got him here love"....*
Oh shit - sorry everyone for waking you!! I'm sorry I missed most of the party last night - looks like you had a lot of fun!
*.....the door slowly and quietly opens just a bit and she puts her head around the door and looks around the room....her sleepy face becomes a cheeky grin as she surveys the half naked bodies strewn around, all sleeping soundly, some draped over each other...she 'breathes' in the stale alcohol fumes from the previous night of debauchery and the smile is replaced by a wrinkled nose....*
eww yuk
*she opens the door further and slips into the room, moving gently toward the window, she steps carefully over the sleeping bodies and opens the window. The curtain is caught by the fresh breeze coming through and sweeps over LB's face*
oops! Sorry LB! Really girl, you should cover up before you go to sleep - these buggers'll take advantage!
*as LB rolls over in her sleep, her hand flops onto Bertrandes exposed breast, who moans in her sleep and shifts her legs which are laying over Koalabears naked body. As Bertrandes leg moves across his groin, his hand moves from where it had lain on ICR's ass as she lay face down on the carpet near the coffee table (strewn with empty glasses), ICR mutters something about purple Bob Jnr and Nostress, who is hanging half of the couch (with a purple condom on) opens his eyes slightly and says "got him here love"....*
Oh shit - sorry everyone for waking you!!
I'm sorry I missed most of the party last night - looks like you had a lot of fun!
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mortalwombat said:
Hello MW
- I agree wholeheartedly - beauty is in the eye of the beholder and sexy isn't rake thin with ribs showing - sexy is voluptuously sensuous! As long as your healthy as well (and skinny chicks/guys get unhealthy too) and you are happy with your body - why change it? There is nothing sexier than a person who is confident and comfortable with their body....I've done some over the top (and bloody expensive) things to myself to lose weight and change my body shape to be 'normal'...and I'm still not 'normal' but god I love what I have! I've learnt its my body and I'm sexy, sensual, horny, healthy and happy..........none of us have any trouble picking up - theres the proof right there (and I bet the Dr's would love to bonk us too despite what they say - hopefully yours is a female Dr, Batty!)!!
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