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[Pumpkin1]

ahh yes - I guess its almost time for winter veggies......eating (mashed)pumpkin in bed....... now that you have learnt your lesson Pumpkin about Swedes and their dastardly ways you might stop running off with the first winter veg who catches your ummmm stalk(?)

Getting mashed can be very enjoyable indeed..... Just depends on what you use to mash me....

I will be a very good pumpkin for you, I promise..

 

[Ladybird]

hello all

So... what guys from perth are on that might be interested in some cinema fun with my wife?

You founds us.... welcome!

Please stay and get to know us all, we're a weird and wacky bunch.. but good people all the same.

 

[bertrande]

If Breathe's willing to share, I'm sure we can arrange a little something...

I am not good at sharing....

 

[AussieMail]

Here you go a nice sing a long

I'm a schoolteacher, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Canteen Ladies : He's a schoolteacher, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I colour in. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He colours in. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a schoolteacher, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I glue in stuff. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Canteen ladies : He glues stuff in. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a schoolteacher, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I glue in stuff. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama


Canteen ladies : He glues in stuff. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a schoolteacher, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a schoolteacher, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

 

[BareBackRider2]

hehe sounds like it.

Like i said in the other thread. Wife is getting VERY warm to the idea of having fun with another male.

Maybe something non-threatening to start with like 3 of us watch a movie.. if you 2 hit it off..... it's you and my wife that get to do the pashing in the back row

 

[scumbag]

Ummm Breathe

You need to explain how cum so many sandgropers find this site and not the S.A. or N.T. people? There percentage to population or is that copulation out weigh the other states by far!

 

[Ladybird]

Here you go a nice sing a long

I'm a schoolteacher, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Thanks for the warning....... I know some school teachers, I shall now be very careful in their presence.

 

[Ladybird]

Ummm Breathe

You need to explain how cum so many sandgropers find this site and not the S.A. or N.T. people? There percentage to population or is that copulation out weigh the other states by far!

Copulation is good. Does it happen here... and why didn't I get the memo??

 

[Cadoras]

Ummm Breathe

You need to explain how cum so many sandgropers find this site and not the S.A. or N.T. people? There percentage to population or is that copulation out weigh the other states by far!

Because Perth people are great, of course

 

[~Breathe~]

I am not good at sharing....

Hey Bertrande - you can have him ! He wanders off too much for my liking!

 

[bertrande]

LoL knew that just wanted to put you on the spot....

Damn I wish there was one in there though

Sluuuuuuurrrrppppppppp



.....me too..........next time.......

 

[AussieMail]

But I look quite fashionable cos all that retro Good Sammy St Vinnies stuff is in now!!!

 

[BareBackRider2]

yay so many perthians.

me 31... wife 32

 

[scumbag]

Copulation is good. Does it happen here... and why didn't I get the memo??

MEMO

We copulate in Adelaide as often as possible.....

 

[Cadoras]

yay so many perthians.

me 31... wife 32

Me 23

And there's *alot* of Perth people around

 

[~Breathe~]

Ummm Breathe

You need to explain how cum so many sandgropers find this site and not the S.A. or N.T. people? There percentage to population or is that copulation out weigh the other states by far!

I couldn't say for sure, but I think the pubs are wilder in our states *some yummy bods in the ones here I must say* - and the TV stations must have much better content in NT and SA - oh, and the wine is just divine from SA - all very good reasons for our states population to enjoy copulation more often than them thare sand varmits - and hence - there are more WAers in here than NT or SAers!

*...........and she runs for cover....................*

Stupid place to say that! You set me up Scumbag!!!!

 

[scumbag]

Because Perth people are great, of course

So are we loners in other states!

Just cause one of my fav ladies is from there

 

[BareBackRider2]

seems perth women are great

where are the perth males with a sence of adventure... or do i have to send my wife on hols over east?

 

[Cadoras]

So are we loners in other states!

Just cause one of my fav ladies is from there

No, of course not!

 

[~Breathe~]

Here you go a nice sing a long

I'm a schoolteacher, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.
QUOTE]


See? they even sing silly songs! nothing better to do!!

 

[~Breathe~]

So are we loners in other states!

Just cause one of my fav ladies is from there

AND most of my sliding purity score was well earnt in Adelaide (not WA or QLD or NSW or VIC or TAS)...and the rest was gained -umm lost - in NT!!!

More proof needed?

We are just too busy bonking (oh umm except you and me who happen to be in here instead tonight) ---oops!

 

[scumbag]

Sluuuuuuurrrrppppppppp



.....me too..........next time.......

Damn I like those sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurps

 

[Ladybird]

But I look quite fashionable cos all that retro Good Sammy St Vinnies stuff is in now!!!

It sure is baby, but get rid of that $2 price tag..... it's a tad tacky!

 

[AussieMail]

I agree Breathe Sth aussies are hard at it all the time! - with relations - I have first hand proof - my grandparents were first cousins from Sth australia - banished to WA to hide shame from the family lol - aha now I know what is wrong with my mum!!!

 

[BareBackRider2]

hey Breath.... or anyone esle...
can you email me the purity test?

I take it you mean the one in an excel spread sheet?

I did it YEARS ago but im SURe my socre has changed

chr15t05@hotmail.com