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[Cadoras]

lol......I didn't see you come back...


but then again....I am being distracted elsewhere and am missing lots of posts....

Ah, I understand your distraction, mine is off in the big world.....

 

[barcode_1111111]

Ahhh - you see you need to navigate around and you will meet so many people on here - its just amazingly popular!

Thanks Breathe

 

[Ladybird]

Ahem I must confess as much as I'd love a sister like Ladybird we arent related - I THINK!!! Our only common bond is it sounds like we both had screwed up mothers!!!

Gee but if I had a sister like her I'd wanted to be cuddled to her breast every day....... and night!!

And I must confess that I have two sisters, but no brothers. Bazz is just a figment of my imagination.


hey Barry, do you think they bought it?

 

[ICR]

And I must confess that I have two sisters, but no brothers. Bazz is just a figment of my imagination.


hey Barry, do you think they bought it?

Nope, guess that blonde routine will require a bit more practice

 

[bertrande]

Hey SIS (LADYBIRD) thanks for asking! I asked the surgeon for a extra 3" but I just checked the bandages and on this cold night it's inverted 3". I'm told it will grow under the correct conditions. So there is hope for me yet!!!

I am sure I have dated you.....

 

[Cadoras]

I should explain, Bazz is my mothers son from her brief encounter with a circus clown 50 years ago. That's why he sports a red nose. It's also why he needs all the help he can get.

Take him under you wing Cad, show him the stuff that men (not clowns) are made of. For the good of Lit.

I'll see what I can do then.... For you Ladybird

 

[bertrande]

Ah, I understand your distraction, mine is off in the big world.....

I see....


.....mine is downloading music I believe...

 

[AussieMail]

PHARK Ladybird 22,634 posts your keyboard must be worn out. You need some other interest to keep you hands busy!!!

 

[AussieMail]

Bertrande please keep our sordid past a secret from my big sister!! She holds me in high esteem. I don't want her not sleeping tonight in deep depression due to the fact that her little brother isn't the sexual stallion he always led her on to believe he was!

 

[bertrande]

PHARK Ladybird 22,634 posts your keyboard must be worn out. You need some other interest to keep you hands busy!!!

lol....only a "brother" could get away with that...

 

[bertrande]

Bertrande please keep our sordid past a secret from my big sister!! She holds me in high esteem. I don't want her not sleeping tonight in deep depression due to the fact that her little brother isn't the sexual stallion he always led her on to believe he was!

lol.....she would never doubt you.....she knows about my sordid past...

 

[AussieMail]

hey Bertrande what do you use for downloading? I use LIMEWIRE...... constantly. Then with an innocent look on my face teach my computing students about the evils of breaking copyright.

 

[Ladybird]

lol....only a "brother" could get away with that...

He ain't gonna, don't you worry. Bazz will suffer, and suffer bad. I'm telling mum on him.

 

[Ladybird]

PHARK Ladybird 22,634 posts your keyboard must be worn out. You need some other interest to keep you hands busy!!!

And just what do you suggest dear? </innocent look>

 

[AussieMail]

ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh dont tell Mum I can hear her athsma attack and migraines coming on!!!!

 

[aussiegreen_eyes]

night all, i'm off to bed.

 

[Ladybird]

ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh dont tell Mum I can hear her athsma attack and migraines coming on!!!!

I warned you, now be nice to sis, ok. Or suffer the consequences.

 

[bertrande]

hey Bertrande what do you use for downloading? I use LIMEWIRE...... constantly. Then with an innocent look on my face teach my computing students about the evils of breaking copyright.

I don't download......


I have dial-up and I can't be stuffed waiting for it to download...


...but I believe my distraction is using said program...

 

[AussieMail]

Sis you are a hard woman It just flashed before my eyes you are gonna tell her so my name gets scrubbed off her perpetually changing will!!

you can have it all - her old clothes, the tv, commode, medicine box, wheelchair and her incessaNT BITCHING - IT'S ALL YOURS! ENJOY!!!!!!!

 

[Ladybird]

night all, i'm off to bed.

Night hon, sorry if I seemed to ignore you, but the thread has been a tad fast tonight. Sleep well.

 

[ICR]

night all, i'm off to bed.

Night Aussie green eyes, sleep well.

 

[Ladybird]

Sis you are a hard woman It just flashed before my eyes you are gonna tell her so my name gets scrubbed off her perpetually changing will!!

you can have it all - her old clothes, the tv, commode, medicine box, wheelchair and her incessaNT BITCHING - IT'S ALL YOURS! ENJOY!!!!!!!

Have I you? She's been kicked out of the nursing home, and is moving in............. with you!

Enjoy baby!

 

[AussieMail]

Bloody hell LADYBIRD if I didnt know my sister is a computer illiterate - you are so close to being accurate lol i'd nearly swear we know each other.

 

[Cadoras]

night all, i'm off to bed.

Night Aussie

 

[Cadoras]

Have I you? She's been kicked out of the nursing home, and is moving in............. with you!

Enjoy baby!

Wow, so he'll be living with his mother? Aren't there some women that really like that?