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[~Breathe~]

LOL, vodka for the second kid with us..

LOl - Canadian Club fathered my second

 

[australwind]

it must work with motor bikes to, I am always horny when I have been rideing my bike, or driving the car or eating, drinking, breathing

I know motorbikes can do it to you as well.......

But then, trev, you're in a perpetual state of horny aren't you?

 

[~Breathe~]

Busy as always but doing very well. in fact only here for another ten minutes or so while I grab a coffee then its back to mowing lawns

Oh damn - someone had to remind me!
You know I have a brand spanking new lawnmmower outside and I still haven't finished the lawns I started yesterday (like the way I got spanking in there teehee)......Suppose I better think about getting out and finishing my overgrowth (its only 37 degrees out there )

 

[~Breathe~]

I know motorbikes can do it to you as well.......

But then, trev, you're in a perpetual state of horny aren't you?

Oh god - motorbikes do it to me every time as does horse riding! Just the thought~!

 

[~Breathe~]

LOl - Canadian Club fathered my second

And I'm sure there are a heap of others saying I'm their mother out there! Luckily Child Support haven't caught up with me!

 

[australwind]

Oh god - motorbikes do it to me every time as does horse riding! Just the thought~!

Horseriding I can take or leave ..... but the throb of a big bike .........

 

[mortalwombat]

Naaaahh. I was already drinking by that stage.

However, next time I get pissed someone please take my mobile off me and hide it until I am sober again.

I am never going to live down the fact I sent "those" kind of pics to one of my best friends by mistake.

remind me to give you my phone no

 

[~Breathe~]

Oh god - motorbikes do it to me every time as does horse riding! Just the thought~!

Hmmm - I wonder if a lawnmower could be sexually stimulating.................it is a very nice looking mower..........

 

[mortalwombat]

I have just got my heart to stop racing! A friend was just here and saw a huntsman on my wall - so I sprayed it and turned around to get a shoe to bang it with. When I turned back it had gone! I asked if she could see it and she screamed and ran out the door!

I ran after her thinking she had it on her somewhere and she yelled that it was on my back!

I had to chase her to get the broom and get it off - she was going to leave with it crawling over me!!!!

Best laugh (and heart starter) Ive had all week! But it just reintroduced me to my fear of spiders which I had almost gotten over

I'm always in trouble about spiders-because i seldom kill them. I usually catch them and let them go outside unless they are poisonous

 

[ICR]

I'm always in trouble about spiders-because i seldom kill them. I usually catch them and let them go outside unless they are poisonous

The only good spider is a dead one.

 

[australwind]

Oh damn - someone had to remind me!
You know I have a brand spanking new lawnmmower outside and I still haven't finished the lawns I started yesterday (like the way I got spanking in there teehee)......Suppose I better think about getting out and finishing my overgrowth (its only 37 degrees out there )

I always knew there were advantages to living inner city with no grass!

Did a spin around the garden with the fork this morning, flashed the broom about, pruned a little here and there ..... and the Boss pulled a few weeds or three out of the paths, rolled the covers from the pegola and between us, we filled the green waste bin.

Was all under control in about an hour or so .....

 

[~Breathe~]

I'm always in trouble about spiders-because i seldom kill them. I usually catch them and let them go outside unless they are poisonous

But unless you let them go somewhere far, far away then they will just come back into the house - that's why they were there to start with - they like the place!

Cripes - I would bop YOU over the head with a shoe if you did that here!!!

 

[mortalwombat]

Just catching up on this conversation and I note that being an avid cyclist is being "criticised" ..... I happen to know an "avid cyclist" for whom a bit of a pedal does wonders for the libido ..... always comes back from a long ride as horny as hell so it has its benefits you know!

i'll be back later-i have a sudden need to go for a bike ride

 

[australwind]

The only good spider is a dead one.

Remind me to tell all my spiders to hide when you come to visit!

 

[mortalwombat]

that would be great, the more the merrier, we have no details as of yet though

if austral can let me know details i'll see what i can do-no promises tho

 

[~Breathe~]

The only good spider is a dead one.

Yep - dead, squashed several times with a nice tall boot heel, squished into a tissue (someone else can do that bit), thrown in the wheelie bin and taken away by the rubbish truck!

Lovely little critters they are

 

[~Breathe~]

i'll be back later-i have a sudden need to go for a bike ride

OH! Ride to Alice baby!

 

[mortalwombat]

I always knew there were advantages to living inner city with no grass!

Did a spin around the garden with the fork this morning, flashed the broom about, pruned a little here and there ..... and the Boss pulled a few weeds or three out of the paths, rolled the covers from the pegola and between us, we filled the green waste bin.

Was all under control in about an hour or so .....

if i was nasty and rude and didn't love austral so much here's where i'd make some smart arse crack about her taking the broom for a spin around the garden- but i would never insinuate that she's a witch!

 

[mortalwombat]

But unless you let them go somewhere far, far away then they will just come back into the house - that's why they were there to start with - they like the place!

Cripes - I would bop YOU over the head with a shoe if you did that here!!!

i take them to the padock up the road
have i mentioned my show fetish?

 

[ICR]

Remind me to tell all my spiders to hide when you come to visit!

Does that mean you actually like the hairy, creepy little things?

 

[mortalwombat]

OH! Ride to Alice baby!

with my current levels of fitness i'll be dead by the time i reach the main road!

 

[~Breathe~]

I always knew there were advantages to living inner city with no grass!

Did a spin around the garden with the fork this morning, flashed the broom about, pruned a little here and there ..... and the Boss pulled a few weeds or three out of the paths, rolled the covers from the pegola and between us, we filled the green waste bin.

Was all under control in about an hour or so .....

Cripes! I wish! Well, no I don't really - its lovely having a big yard for the kids to break branches off (thats pruning you see) and get stuck in trees (just waiting for the broken legs to happen) and its great to see the big mutt running around burying stolen shoes and knickers into holes the size of a small kiddy pool......and I just LIVE to run the mower around for an hour 52 times a year (and digging up the shoes and knickers) and keep moving the sprinkler because we choose to live somewhere that rainclouds don't visit..............yep, its all good!

 

[australwind]

if austral can let me know details i'll see what i can do-no promises tho

Austral will let you know .....

 

[BurnoutX]

... bloody hell!

The way you people talk I just about need to make this thread my full time job just so I can keep up!

 

[~Breathe~]

with my current levels of fitness i'll be dead by the time i reach the main road!

Hey no probs - have I told you I have a Lancia fetish? You can ride the last kilometre from Heavitree Gap then