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~Breathe~ said:
against the magic orb? oh the magic orb has no mercy and your filmy protection will be no match Im sure !!!


Ummmm, would that be close to the mark Bertrande??

(absolutely no idea WHAT I'm talking about here ) :D
you don't know what a magic orb is??
 
~Breathe~ said:
Well, I was hoping it would be you and Bertrande but noone has a cam on !! Dammit!!!!
You aren't even answering me on Yahoo, lol.
 
~Breathe~ said:
Well, I was hoping it would be you and Bertrande but noone has a cam on !! Dammit!!!!
ooohhh no....I wanna play with him in private....lol....I am very greedy... :devil:
 
bertrande said:
you don't know what a magic orb is??


Ummmm - my blank face might give away my ignorance - but you can't see that and I can't find an smily to suit :)
 
~Breathe~ said:
Well, I was hoping it would be you and Bertrande but noone has a cam on !! Dammit!!!!

I could turn mine on, but I think the end of it is buried beneath a pile of crap, plus it would require me to make some of that pile a nice flat surface for it to sit on.

Then there's the fact it's crap anyway and you could spend the night staring at fuzzyness. (And i'm not just talking about the hair on my chinny chin chin)
 
BurnoutX said:
I could turn mine on, but I think the end of it is buried beneath a pile of crap, plus it would require me to make some of that pile a nice flat surface for it to sit on.

Then there's the fact it's crap anyway and you could spend the night staring at fuzzyness. (And i'm not just talking about the hair on my chinny chin chin)
Well, thats pretty crappy if you ask me! :D
 
oz187 said:
Public, that is :p.
Oh I am so glad you added that Oz - I was sitting here thinking this man has never been at the receiving end of the wrath of woman scorned!!!

Ok, so no public performance tonight - maybe tomorrow night then ?? huh? huh? huh?
 
~Breathe~ said:
Ummmm - my blank face might give away my ignorance - but you can't see that and I can't find an smily to suit :)
it is a black ball....about the size of a mango....with one window in it....it has fluid in it with a multisided thingy that has answers......like...'maybe', 'ask again', 'yes', 'no' etc etc


so you think of a question - like "do I win Oz tonight" .....shake it and it will give you an answer.....in this case it said yes I did... :nana:
 
bertrande said:
it is a black ball....about the size of a mango....with one window in it....it has fluid in it with a multisided thingy that has answers......like...'maybe', 'ask again', 'yes', 'no' etc etc


so you think of a question - like "do I win Oz tonight" .....shake it and it will give you an answer.....in this case it said yes I did... :nana:

Oh yes - I know them - I thought you were going to hit me with some sex toy I hadn't experienced yet - I was getting all excited and ready to whip out the credit card at the very next adult toy site I visited!!!
 
bertrande said:
it is a black ball....about the size of a mango....with one window in it....it has fluid in it with a multisided thingy that has answers......like...'maybe', 'ask again', 'yes', 'no' etc etc


so you think of a question - like "do I win Oz tonight" .....shake it and it will give you an answer.....in this case it said yes I did... :nana:

Bertrande?? you said 'mango' - are you pining for Pumpkin to come back? you know, the fruit and veg theme thing thats been going on
 
~Breathe~ said:
Oh I am so glad you added that Oz - I was sitting here thinking this man has never been at the receiving end of the wrath of woman scorned!!!

Ok, so no public performance tonight - maybe tomorrow night then ?? huh? huh? huh?
I know better than to upset a woman like that.
 
~Breathe~ said:
Bertrande?? you said 'mango' - are you pining for Pumpkin to come back? you know, the fruit and veg theme thing thats been going on
definately not....pumpkin is a little to organic for me in large doses....
 
BurnoutX said:
Yes it is.

Time for my nice hot shower I think. :nana:
Try not to fill up ten pages before I next appear people!

Naughty thoughts going through my head about now :devil:
 
bertrande said:
good man....thats what we like to hear....


We could train this one up well couldn't we Bertrande? He's very well behaved! (have to knock that out of him though!)
 
~Breathe~ said:
We could train this one up well couldn't we Bertrande? He's very well behaved! (have to knock that out of him though!)
we could knock a little bit out.....I don't like 'em to obedient :devil:

....a little demanding is a good thing.... :p
 
bertrande said:
we could knock a little bit out.....I don't like 'em to obedient :devil:

....a little demanding is a good thing.... :p
I have my own ideas and such :p.
 
bertrande said:
we could knock a little bit out.....I don't like 'em to obedient :devil:

....a little demanding is a good thing.... :p


Yes - bratty - just enough to get him spanked! :D
 
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