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Pumpkin1 said:
Here's the phone sex photo, for a limited time....

It was great phone sex, wasn't it Breathe?
Yeah, but he was drunk wasn't he...... that wasn't his first glass of burbon.
 
Pumpkin1 said:
Here's the phone sex photo, for a limited time....

It was great phone sex, wasn't it Breathe?
ROTFLMAO,

yes it was my pumpkin pie, and the vibrate on my phone is all but worn out now :devil:
 
Ladybird said:
I'm sure he has more pumpkins.... of purer heart and mind!

Watch out for him, he won't be long, there aren't too many pubs between you are there....
But you KNOW he will find them if there are any!
 
Ladybird said:
Hey... I saw you wobble all over the table, you even fell down a few times. Don't tell me you weren't drunk mister!

People kept bumping me! It wasn't my fault....
 
~Breathe~ said:
I'm amazed that you would have any energy left after your naughty sojourn with the swede!

I was drugged, I told you that, I was asleep for most of it!
 
Pumpkin1 said:
I was drugged, I told you that, I was asleep for most of it!

A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed Swede took you home and you fell ASLEEP??????

Egad Pumpkin! Something must get your seeds running enough to stay awake!
 
~Breathe~ said:
A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed Swede took you home and you fell ASLEEP??????

Egad Pumpkin! Something must get your seeds running enough to stay awake!

She didn't want me awake, she just wanted to use me like I was some kind of inanimate vegetable!
 
Oh don't worry breathe, I dip in and out of here to keep my motivation level up!
 
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