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The following were results for an Ozwords competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.
You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand!!!
* billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
* bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet
* dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
* fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine
* flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle
* mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor
* shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity
* yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
* bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
* crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants
* shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep
* technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
The following were results for an Ozwords competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.
You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand!!!
* billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
* bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet
* dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
* fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine
* flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle
* mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor
* shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity
* yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
* bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
* crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants
* shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep
* technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
nostress
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bertrande said:
thats all very oproporite for today... mate of mine who is or was a yank (never held it against him) had himself sworn in as an Aussie today......
of course we had to have one or two drinks to celerbrate (like good aussies) and I even gave my beloved american bourbon a miss and forced my self to dring good old bundy rum.....bloody bonza of a day
Don K Dyck
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bertrande said:
heheheheh . . . HI B . . . this reminds me of a ocal lady who decided to build her own house . . . out in the sticks from town . . . she used to invite the local lads to assist, and there were many volunteers . . . because . . . she used to work in the nude . . . then at the end of the day they woudf relax with a swim in the house dam and a bottle of champers with extras thrown in . . .
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How's this for a hint........... I am a pumpkin. I began my life in picacho's back paddock.nostress said:
Breathe lusts for me.
I went to the West Aussie Lit meet yesterday and sat on the table all night.
I got lucky and went home with a Swede.
What else do you want - picture?
Here I am, on the table with my beer and mobile, having a bloody good time.
Don K Dyck said:heheheheh . . . HI B . . . this reminds me of a ocal lady who decided to build her own house . . . out in the sticks from town . . . she used to invite the local lads to assist, and there were many volunteers . . . because . . . she used to work in the nude . . . then at the end of the day they woudf relax with a swim in the house dam and a bottle of champers with extras thrown in . . .
Lol...I don't have a dam
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Don K Dyck said:heheheheh . . . HI B . . . this reminds me of a ocal lady who decided to build her own house . . . out in the sticks from town . . . she used to invite the local lads to assist, and there were many volunteers . . . because . . . she used to work in the nude . . . then at the end of the day they woudf relax with a swim in the house dam and a bottle of champers with extras thrown in . . .
give her my Email if she ever decided to add an extension to the place....
how ya been Don ??
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