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[Gil_T2]

LOL - this made my day


AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more,
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there



No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity.
But I know ya did ya best



I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs.


I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
Was ever gonna get


No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!

so well written to: did the sender find it in the national museum?

 

[rasher]

LOL - this made my day


AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more,
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there



No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity.
But I know ya did ya best



I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs.


I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
Was ever gonna get


No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!

evening bertrande how r u,what a great poem

 

[bertrande]

so well written to: did the sender find it in the national museum?

lol - I doubt it....

 

[bertrande]

evening bertrande how r u,what a great poem

am ok thanks, yeah it is a good poem


how are you?



and hello gil how are you doing?

 

[rasher]

am ok thanks, yeah it is a good poem


how are you?



and hello gil how are you doing?

im good thanks bertrande just sitn back cruzin & avn a few bourbons here

 

[Ladybird]

Hello wonderful world of Lit and awesome Aussies.... how you all be?

 

[bertrande]

Hello wonderful world of Lit and awesome Aussies.... how you all be?

hiya grandma.....I missed her pic

 

[rasher]

Hello wonderful world of Lit and awesome Aussies.... how you all be?

hiya LB hope ur well & loving your new family member,im good here thanks

 

[Ladybird]

hiya grandma.....I missed her pic

Hiya hon... and hello to you rasher.

Claudia has had a bit of a setback, her blood sugar level is low and she's jaundiced, so is back in hospital tonight. She'll be ok, but it's difficult for my daughter and her partner.

And just for you MissB... here she is.

 

[oz187]

I feel like I'm on the set of The Good, The Bad And The Ugly....

... all my brother's friends seem to have cowboy hats.

 

[rasher]

I feel like I'm on the set of The Good, The Bad And The Ugly....

... all my brother's friends seem to have cowboy hats.

hiya oz187 how is ya mate,im good here

 

[bertrande]

Hiya hon... and hello to you rasher.

Claudia has had a bit of a setback, her blood sugar level is low and she's jaundiced, so is back in hospital tonight. She'll be ok, but it's difficult for my daughter and her partner.

And just for you MissB... here she is.

thank you hon.....you are both gorgeous.....


All my babies had low blood sugar to begin with and all were a little jaundiced...esp no 1 and 2....but the time soon will pass and she will be home again soon.....

 

[bertrande]

I feel like I'm on the set of The Good, The Bad And The Ugly....

... all my brother's friends seem to have cowboy hats.

hiya oz

I have a pink sparkly cowboy hat.....used to look really good with a pink dress of mine.......


I doubt I will ever wear that pink dress again

 

[oz187]

hiya oz187 how is ya mate,im good here

I could be better. I've certainly cheered up a lot in the last 10 mins, though.

 

[Gil_T2]

am ok thanks, yeah it is a good poem


how are you?



and hello gil how are you doing?

We are both fine

 

[oz187]

hiya oz

I have a pink sparkly cowboy hat.....used to look really good with a pink dress of mine.......


I doubt I will ever wear that pink dress again

Hey, bertrande .

Perhaps the cowboy hat could still be of use .

 

[rasher]

I could be better. I've certainly cheered up a lot in the last 10 mins, though.

thats good then mate,keep smilen mate i try to when things are u 2 crap mate

 

[Ladybird]

I could be better. I've certainly cheered up a lot in the last 10 mins, though.

And what has happened in the last 10 minutes to brighten your mood mister? Enquiring minds need to know....

 

[oz187]

And what has happened in the last 10 minutes to brighten your mood mister? Enquiring minds need to know....

Those bloody enquiring minds, lol .

 

[Ladybird]

Those bloody enquiring minds, lol .

You wanna slap?

I hate secrets..... spill da beans !

 

[Valia]

back again..

 

[oz187]

You wanna slap?

I hate secrets..... spill da beans !

I hate slaps, so we're even .

 

[Ladybird]

back again..

Hello Valia.... I was just reading back, thank you for your congratulations.. tis appreciated.

 

[Ladybird]

I hate slaps, so we're even .

You're horrible... this isn't how the game is supposed to go at all.

Grhhhh.....

 

[Valia]

Hello Valia.... I was just reading back, thank you for your congratulations.. tis appreciated.

welcome...

and did u had a nice day