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[m.j.h]

lol.

Itchy as hell.

It has been. What you been up to?

Itchy? I think you must have missed the "W".

Working mostly but had a good relaxing holiday.
Tried to surf but failed, managed to surf an inflatable boat and generally had a fun time.

 

[witch_fire]

Itchy? I think you must have missed the "W".

Working mostly but had a good relaxing holiday.
Tried to surf but failed, managed to surf an inflatable boat and generally had a fun time.

Healing sunburn. It's driving me insane.

Glad to hear you enjoyed your holiday, sounds like you had a great time.

 

[m.j.h]

Healing sunburn. It's driving me insane.

Glad to hear you enjoyed your holiday, sounds like you had a great time.

Oh yeah sunburn sucks bigtime.

Did have a great time but if we won the powerball on the Thur we were there i don't think any of us would have been back.LOL

 

[ladyoflust]

* Gil wipes his eyes in disbelief * so what changes will change net access?????

And of course a hug &

Dont fall of that seat of urs with heart attack there gil, dont want to rush over to your place to rush u to the hospital lol

I'll only come over if your fit and well thats the deal ok
Hugs to you and Bandit

 

[m.j.h]

Dont fall of that seat of urs with heart attack there gil, dont want to rush over to your place to rush u to the hospital lol

I'll only come over if your fit and well thats the deal ok
Hugs to you and Bandit

Good evening. Nice to see a new (to me) face around here.

 

[ladyoflust]

Good evening. Nice to see a new (to me) face around here.

Hi Yeh its new to you but im sure not going to stay that way im goign to be here more often, because it looks like alot of fun ive been missing out on, nice to meet you anyway

 

[australwind]

*yawns*


Rubs sleep from eyes........


Wonders where the last few days have gone........

 

[m.j.h]

Hi Yeh its new to you but im sure not going to stay that way im goign to be here more often, because it looks like alot of fun ive been missing out on, nice to meet you anyway

And very nice to meet you as well. I'm sure i won't be the only one happy you will be here more often.

 

[m.j.h]

*yawns*


Rubs sleep from eyes........


Wonders where the last few days have gone........

AW


How the hell are you?
Haven't spoke for a while.

 

[davoo]

hello mjh,austral and ladyo
looks like a quiet night

 

[ladyoflust]

YES, Gil and Bandit would be happy also, they miss me enough and i dont live that far away from them and still dont visit them enough

Just been so busy with life that it over takes your life somestimes

 

[m.j.h]

hello mjh,austral and ladyo
looks like a quiet night

Now all the strangers are coming back.

How you been?

 

[m.j.h]

YES, Gil and Bandit would be happy also, they miss me enough and i dont live that far away from them and still dont visit them enough

Just been so busy with life that it over takes your life somestimes

No rest for us busy people hey.

 

[davoo]

its no rest for the wicked...been so busy last couple of months yeah...everything gettin back to normal..***** is good..
so hows life been treating u mjh...

 

[m.j.h]

its no rest for the wicked...been so busy last couple of months yeah...everything gettin back to normal..***** is good..
so hows life been treating u mjh...

So thats why i have been busy then, It's cause i have been wicked.

life is good.

 

[davoo]

life not so good for these guys

Darwin Awards 2006

* IN Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of
water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate
to retrieve his car keys.


* A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he
ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.


* Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he fell
face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep
his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

* Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville, Del, as he
won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with
four bullets into his mouth and! pull the trigger.

 

[davoo]

* Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his
wife Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter-stick of dynamite blew up
in their car. While driving around 2 AM, the bored couple lit the
dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen,
but apparently failed to notice the window was closed.


* TACOMA, WA Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when
one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the
Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew
more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at
4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking,
volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby.
One end of the cable was! secured around Bingham's leg and the other
end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy river water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I can say" said
Bingham, "is that God was watching out for me on that night. There's just no
other explanation for it." Bingham's foot was never located.

* Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed
his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more
than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poo!

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded
on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation
knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock
and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top
of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern.
With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least
an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he
suffocated.

 

[m.j.h]

life not so good for these guys

Darwin Awards 2006

* IN Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of
water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate
to retrieve his car keys.


* A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he
ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.


* Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he fell
face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep
his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

* Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville, Del, as he
won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with
four bullets into his mouth and! pull the trigger.

LMAO at the stockbrocker.

 

[ladyoflust]

No rest for us busy people hey.[/QUOTE
we have to be a little wicked, otherwise everyone would be boring, besides, its more fun being a little norty

 

[m.j.h]

* Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his
wife Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter-stick of dynamite blew up
in their car. While driving around 2 AM, the bored couple lit the
dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen,
but apparently failed to notice the window was closed..

I'll have to check my windows are down before i light up then.
The new travell accessory, a box of dynamite.

*
* TACOMA, WA Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when
one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the
Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew
more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at
4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking,
volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby.
One end of the cable was! secured around Bingham's leg and the other
end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy river water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I can say" said
Bingham, "is that God was watching out for me on that night. There's just no
other explanation for it." Bingham's foot was never located..

More like druken luck on the idiots behalf.

*
* Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed
his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more
than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poo!

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded
on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation
knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock
and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top
of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern.
With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least
an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he
suffocated.

Thats just gross.

 

[australwind]

AW


How the hell are you?
Haven't spoke for a while.

Busy little beaver ..... but having a bit of a rest now.....

 

[davoo]

feel sorry for the zoo keeper wot a way to go haha
i must be very wicked because the year is just flying along so quickly..haha yeah norty is fun

 

[m.j.h]

No rest for us busy people hey.[/QUOTE
we have to be a little wicked, otherwise everyone would be boring, besides, its more fun being a little norty

Oh i do like to be norty, even a little naughty as well.

Silly question but i got to ask. Is that you in the AV or someone else?

Oh and as for your sig. BEST SIG EVAH

 

[m.j.h]

feel sorry for the zoo keeper wot a way to go haha
i must be very wicked because the year is just flying along so quickly..haha yeah norty is fun

Norty at fourty. That rythmes.hahaha.

 

[m.j.h]

Busy little beaver ..... but having a bit of a rest now.....

You need a rest from the sounds of all the work you have been doing.