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[kinky_scorpio]

Oh I got plenty of idea! Oh what fun this'll be.

Hey Gil, where can I buy whips, colars, nipple clamps and harnesses?

Barbarellas in northbridge, or club X

 

[Orlanth]

Barbarellas in northbridge, or club X

Thanks.

 

[Bandit58]

Oh I got plenty of idea! Oh what fun this'll be.

Hey Gil, where can I buy whips, colars, nipple clamps and harnesses?

We got quite a few toys from Huggles!
And a horse tack website is where we got the riding crops from
Ebay is good too

 

[nostress]

evening all.

boy you people can talk, havnt taken the time to read back so if there is an orgy or something I am missing out on can some one let me know

 

[Orlanth]

We got quite a few toys from Huggles!
And a horse tack website is where we got the riding crops from
Ebay is good too

I might even use them on Nostress.

 

[kinky_scorpio]

pmsl ebay no thanks, no1 wants second hand toys, dont know where they have been, lol

 

[nostress]

pmsl ebay no thanks, no1 wants second hand toys, dont know where they have been, lol

one carefull lady owner, only used on Sundays, low milage

 

[Bandit58]

pmsl ebay no thanks, no1 wants second hand toys, dont know where they have been, lol

LOL no we didn't buy vibrators or butt plugs we got floggers and restraints from eBay shops!

 

[nostress]

LOL no we didn't buy vibrators or butt plugs we got floggers and restraints from eBay shops!

I have a slightly used vibrator here, if your interested I could bring it over and demonstrate it on you

Hi Gorgeous , hows the day been ??

 

[Bandit58]

I have a slightly used vibrator here, if your interested I could bring it over and demonstrate it on you

Hi Gorgeous , hows the day been ??

Na she'll be right I've got one or two here

Busy again, shopping this morning and Gil's dialysis was moved to this afternoon so we got home from there at about 7.30.....thank god for Red Rooster

My daughter had her 18th birthday yesterday.......man I feel old now

 

[davoo]

good evening ppl...
joke time
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet

Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with
fear."

Lion says:"If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me"

Chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet sh1ts
itself"

 

[nostress]

Na she'll be right I've got one or two here

Busy again, shopping this morning and Gil's dialysis was moved to this afternoon so we got home from there at about 7.30.....thank god for Red Rooster

My daughter had her 18th birthday yesterday.......man I feel old now

my daughter is 16 and I have started giving her driving lessons......I am getting older by the second

 

[oz187]

my daughter is 16 and I have started giving her driving lessons......I am getting older by the second

Got a neck brace? I've heard they come in handy, lol.

 

[nostress]

good evening ppl...
joke time
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet

Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with
fear."

Lion says:"If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me"

Chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet sh1ts
itself"

Hi Davoo,

Thats a classic and so very true now

 

[nostress]

Got a neck brace? I've heard they come in handy, lol.

the first lesson I went to give her I put on all my bike gear, heavy jacket, helmet, gloves.....she refused to let me in the car

 

[kinky_scorpio]

The first rule of learning to drive is never try to teach family lol

 

[oz187]

the first lesson I went to give her I put on all my bike gear, heavy jacket, helmet, gloves.....she refused to let me in the car

Sounds like a method worth using again.

 

[davoo]

hi nostress ,oz, bandit and who eva lurking

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know
You can't -- I've cut off your arms!"

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road

 

[bertrande]

It's not like I want these problems to happen to me, and no way do I wantthem to happen wso close. All I can say, is that I am sick of going to bed at night not knowing if I'll wake up alive.

LB, I spank Picacho only sorry. Bertrende who else could be such geat company with out you?

I luv you too hon

 

[Cadoras]

hi nostress ,oz, bandit and who eva lurking

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know
You can't -- I've cut off your arms!"

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road

I see I'm just in time....

*Hands Davoo the joke burying shovel*

 

[oz187]

hi nostress ,oz, bandit and who eva lurking

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know
You can't -- I've cut off your arms!"

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road

Interesting, lol.

 

[Cadoras]

I luv you too hon

Evening Bertrande

 

[nostress]

I luv you too hon

Hi Princess.. hows the day been ??

 

[bertrande]

's all round .....


Give me a hint.... need to cook something for dinner and there's no pumpkin in the house.... what am I going to make?

I cooked fresh flounder.....mmmmm it was fab

 

[davoo]

hi miss b and cad


ok better joke this time

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don’t" she replied

“Well," he spoofed, "there’s a building in China with a big tank of latex
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size."

She didn’t crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate
portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What’s so funny?" he asked.

"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.