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australwind said:
Can I suggest that you have to lose five kilos first????

Or is that patently unfair?
although i haven't mentioned it on my thread i have actually lost 3-will that do? and you are always unfair!
 
mortalwombat said:
although i haven't mentioned it on my thread i have actually lost 3-will that do? and you are always unfair!


Just like to tease you, baby...you know that ..... and seeing you have been such a good wombat I will send you the snapshot...... ;)
 
Elizabeth III said:
Well of course..i am after all a female..

We realise this, your Majesty, and your position gives your the first pick of course, but please be gentle with your loyal subjects and ease the waiting. And may we beg that you instruct your Ladies in Waiting that they also treat us, your loyal subjects, with something less than the disdain that they have become accustomed to showing us . . . grovel, grovel......
 
I have an idea that whatever deoderant i use has a built in woman repellant-when i try throwing my arms in the air yelling " pick me pick me" they run off. usually they dont even wait that long
 
australwind said:
Just like to tease you, baby...you know that ..... and seeing you have been such a good wombat I will send you the snapshot...... ;)
if it's nice i'll pop over and show u what a good wombat i can be!
 
mudgerabah said:
We realise this, your Majesty, and your position gives your the first pick of course, but please be gentle with your loyal subjects and ease the waiting. And may we beg that you instruct your Ladies in Waiting that they also treat us, your loyal subjects, with something less than the disdain that they have become accustomed to showing us . . . grovel, grovel......

Well....hmmm first pick..well then i choose.......................................
 
mudgerabah said:
We realise this, your Majesty, and your position gives your the first pick of course, but please be gentle with your loyal subjects and ease the waiting. And may we beg that you instruct your Ladies in Waiting that they also treat us, your loyal subjects, with something less than the disdain that they have become accustomed to showing us . . . grovel, grovel......
.... yeah. What he said.

:D.
 
Elizabeth III said:
Well....hmmm first pick..well then i choose.......................................
Here's hoping she picks the royal pussy....:cattail:
 
mortalwombat said:
I have an idea that whatever deoderant i use has a built in woman repellant-when i try throwing my arms in the air yelling " pick me pick me" they run off. usually they dont even wait that long


Stop yelling so much! :rose:
 
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