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oz187 said:
I've put it down to being stubborn and trying to support the team, lol. It's actually a lot better than what it was, so I think I'll be right. And yeah, there's only one more regular fixture left, then it's the finals. I don't know how long we'll last in the finals, though.

keep the knee in mind.
I think its something to do with getting older but I do think a bit more about the damage I done in my younger days
 
bertrande said:
just take care of it.....knee injuries are no fun :(
I've had problems with it before, so I've got a decent idea of what to expect. Plus if it gets real bad, I could maybe get some help with it...... :D, lol.
 
bertrande said:
Just got this joke in an email......


An elderly couple were sitting in a church service.....


...the old lady leans over and says to the old man "I just did a silent fart, what should I do?"

He replied






"put some batteries in your hearing aid"

LMAO. That's awesome.
 
Cadoras said:
Okay, I actually need to get going, so I'll catch you all later, sorry I couldn't stay longer!
night hon......actually it is time I went to bed too......



night Trev :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: and zz187 :kiss:
 
nostress said:
keep the knee in mind.
I think its something to do with getting older but I do think a bit more about the damage I done in my younger days
I'm a walking injury machine as it is. But yeah, I've been taking it as easy as possible. I haven't trained in a week and, as I said, I only bowled five overs, then batted at 11.
 
bertrande said:
Just got this joke in an email......


An elderly couple were sitting in a church service.....


...the old lady leans over and says to the old man "I just did a silent fart, what should I do?"

He replied






"put some batteries in your hearing aid"

old couple sitting at home when the old guy starts to put his coat on and explains he is going to the doctors to get some viagra to try.. the old woman starts to put her coat on and when she is asked why she explains she is going with him to get some tetnus shots....... she is not going to allow him to put that rusty old thing in her with out it
 
Orlanth said:
Nostress likes to be in drap. Can you say transexual?
what is wrong?


Are you worried that you will like him in drag too and he will move from number 5 on your attraction list to number 1
 
nostress said:
old couple sitting at home when the old guy starts to put his coat on and explains he is going to the doctors to get some viagra to try.. the old woman starts to put her coat on and when she is asked why she explains she is going with him to get some tetnus shots....... she is not going to allow him to put that rusty old thing in her with out it
LMAO - love it
 
bertrande said:
what is wrong?


Are you worried that you will like him in drag too and he will move from number 5 on your attraction list to number 1
Nope, he can't beat tall dutch men.
 
nostress said:
I didnt get around to the drag bit this weekend, something else came up
I know, I do lurk a lot. Sorry to hear aboutthe car and that Gil wore you out so you couldn't see bertrande. But rest assuared, I took good care of her.. :D
 
Orlanth said:
I know, I do lurk a lot. Sorry to hear aboutthe car and that Gil wore you out so you couldn't see bertrande. But rest assuared, I took good care of her.. :D

if you had spent the night with bertrande you wouldnt have the strength to be typing here tonight
 
nostress said:
if you had spent the night with bertrande you wouldnt have the strength to be typing here tonight
You know how strong I am, and still you doubt me?
 
nostress said:
Hi Oz
the kids seen a 14 seater bus today that they think would be perfect, have this vision of me touring around with all there friends

mmmm 14 seater with just 6 seats & a kitchen in the back section & a large annex for sleeping & leasure.i loved my time in my camer in the Us & Canada had one trip with 6 seated around the table in back driver & passenger up front & all enjoy the trip on around 200miles although some slept out when we got there we were all comfy (only sleeping for 6 inside.
 
bertrande said:
well good luck with the car searching....I hate shopping....for anything really.....

.......well except lingerie and sex toys.......

well i'm sure BANDIT:heart: would just love lingerie shopping with you when your in sydney & the sex toys you could get via huggles @ condom country problem solved :D Oh forgot BANDIT:heart: dosen't know how to get to the lingerie stores so i'll again be a gentleman & offer my services to you & i'll drive too ;)
 
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