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[australwind]

heheheheh . . . not just vocabulary, either . . . heheheheh

Don...you'll frighten him away if you let on that you fancy wrangling a little something more challenging!

 

[australwind]

If its going to be a headon job in the park then you'd better do the left ball as well . . . . . . he'll get interested in the hole then . . .

You know something, Don?



I know exactly what he's interested in.......

Not going to need any sort of diversionary tactics, or sneak attacks for that matter...............................straight forward up front delivery of the goods will do.

Its just a matter of getting the consignment notes stuck on the packages....and dispatched with the couriers.

 

[OzDave]

You know something, Don?



I know exactly what he's interested in.......

Not going to need any sort of diversionary tactics, or sneak attacks for that matter...............................straight forward up front delivery of the goods will do.

Its just a matter of getting the consignment notes stuck on the packages....and dispatched with the couriers.

Sticky things on packages, that might be a little ouchie.
Whatever!

 

[Don K Dyck]

Both headlights......full beam!!!

HOLBROOK, Thursday.

Police today were at a loss to explain why their highway patrol car had swerved on a straight section of highway and collided with a lightpole, badly shaking up the driver.

"There was only one car on the carriageway approaching me at a slow speed", said Cuntstable Plod.

"As I passed this vehicle I was blinded by a flash of what must have been headlights".

However, an eye witness to the event reported that the unknown Victorian car was being driven by a good looking woman who was naked at least above the waist.

"The poor cuntstable had no chance", they said. "It was broad daylight and this sensuous woman was getting a suntan as she drove. She was more than an eyeful".

"Once he caught a glimpse of the lady driver he was overwhelmed. His jaw dropped open like a fish taking a bait and he lost all control".

Police are seeking a good looking woman with full breasts to assist them with their inquiries into the perils of naked driving.

 

[australwind]

Sticky things on packages, that might be a little ouchie.
Whatever!

You haven't seen how I remove labels, have you?

 

[australwind]

HOLBROOK, Thursday.

Police today were at a loss to explain why their highway patrol car had swerved on a straight section of highway and collided with a lightpole, badly shaking up the driver.

"There was only one car on the carriageway approaching me at a slow speed", said Cuntstable Plod.

"As I passed this vehicle I was blinded by a flash of what must have been headlights".

However, an eye witness to the event reported that the unknown Victorian car was being driven by a good looking woman who was naked at least above the waist.

"The poor cuntstable had no chance", they said. "It was broad daylight and this sensuous woman was getting a suntan as she drove. She was more than an eyeful".

"Once he caught a glimpse of the lady driver he was overwhelmed. His jaw dropped open like a fish taking a bait and he lost all control".

Police are seeking a good looking woman with full breasts to assist them with their inquiries into the perils of naked driving.

I should never have sent you that pic ........ now you have every idea of just what mayhem I am capable of causing!

 

[Don K Dyck]

It is my baby Don. Most Mini stories bring back good memories from the 60's and 70's. Are you sure I'd be bored?

Late 60s in an original Mini Cooper . . . towing a trailer just as heavy from Sydney to Mareeba via New England Highway . . .

<Silly bugger mate was doing a favour for gf who had run away to Mareeba . . . to escape him? Possibly, but they finished up married for a time>

The first motor made it as far as Bundaberg before rebuilding . . . we delivered the trailer eventually and returned to Sydney via Castle Hill in Townsville for a camp out and the Mt Lindsay 'Highway' <STILL NOT the road to travel> . . . beautiful country, I'd like to get back there . . . without the trailer . . .

THat colour scheme on your Mini is very smart . . .

 

[Don K Dyck]

I should never have sent you that pic ........ now you have every idea of just what mayhem I am capable of causing!

heheheheh . . . the mind boggles!! . . . oh! The possibilities of an active imagination . . .

 

[Shimp]

Why thank you Shimp . . . and welcome to aussies . . . the thread the Americans read to learn how to enjoy life . . .

Now thread protocol requires that you tell us all about yourself, just like at a cocktail party . . . you know, the important things like what you do, where you live, what footy team you support, what car do you drive or covet . . . and anything else that is nice and juicy . . .

Well,,,,my birthday is next week (38) and Im buying about 30acre farm to move to with the family...Im in the US of course and I drive a Jeep...anything else...hey where's the bar?

 

[australwind]

heheheheh . . . the mind boggles!! . . . oh! The possibilities of an active imagination . . .

But there was really no imagination required on your part, now was there?



Dave might be rethinking his travel plans south though if you make him think he might end up wrapped around a pole.

 

[australwind]

Well,,,,my birthday is next week (38) and Im buying about 30acre farm to move to with the family...Im in the US of course and I drive a Jeep...anything else...hey where's the bar?

Great Aussie tradition, Shimp........you bring your own!

It gets stuck in a big tub of ice out the back ....and you're lucky if your mate doesn't drink it for you!

 

[OzDave]

Late 60s in an original Mini Cooper . . . towing a trailer just as heavy from Sydney to Mareeba via New England Highway . . .

<Silly bugger mate was doing a favour for gf who had run away to Mareeba . . . to escape him? Possibly, but they finished up married for a time>

The first motor made it as far as Bundaberg before rebuilding . . . we delivered the trailer eventually and returned to Sydney via Castle Hill in Townsville for a camp out and the Mt Lindsay 'Highway' <STILL NOT the road to travel> . . . beautiful country, I'd like to get back there . . . without the trailer . . .

THat colour scheme on your Mini is very smart . . .

I don't think I've ever seen a Mini towing a trailer. Poor little thing.

Driving this one around, I get little kids pointing and waving. And I see oldies just smile, I can see them remembering their own mini experience. For me, it's just a ball to drive. They need to make bendy freeways though.

 

[OzDave]

Well,,,,my birthday is next week (38) and Im buying about 30acre farm to move to with the family...Im in the US of course and I drive a Jeep...anything else...hey where's the bar?

G'day Shimpy, if it's your birthday, we'll shout you a drink. What part of the US are you in? Snowy cold part or dry warm bit?

 

[Shimp]

G'day Shimpy, if it's your birthday, we'll shout you a drink. What part of the US are you in? Snowy cold part or dry warm bit?

51 outside and foggy, partly warm south, I dont do cold at all.

 

[OzDave]

But there was really no imagination required on your part, now was there?



Dave might be rethinking his travel plans south though if you make him think he might end up wrapped around a pole.

Especially if I'm expected to pole dance

 

[OzDave]

51 outside and foggy, partly warm south, I dont do cold at all.

Ok. That's not too bad for Winter. It's around 95 here today. But that is expected for this time of the year. Might be different where the other Aussies are though.

 

[Shimp]

Ok. That's not too bad for Winter. It's around 95 here today. But that is expected for this time of the year. Might be different where the other Aussies are though.

95 is my kind of weather, but alass it will be cold this weekend..30's

 

[OzDave]

See you later guys. I'm heading off home. Might catch you later.
Bye Shimp, Don.

Austral? Well Bye for now.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Well,,,,my birthday is next week (38) and Im buying about 30acre farm to move to with the family...Im in the US of course and I drive a Jeep...anything else...hey where's the bar?

<Uhmmm . . . some of the aussies are a little slow
<like Nostress of Honda notoriety>
. . . perhaps you'd better tell us whether you are m/f>

your footy team <though American football is a puzzle> and
whether they drink warm beer in your part of the US . . .

Small farms are fun . . . especially if there is an old hand available to teach you how to farm . . . bin thar, dun that . . . had a ball . . .

 

[Don K Dyck]

95 is my kind of weather, but alass it will be cold this weekend..30's

Uhmmm . . . it's about 30C here at present <about 85F?>

Last week down at Gloucester it was 41C <about 110F?> in the shade on the main street . . .

<100F = 37C . . . and the conversion formula is 9C = 5F - 160>

 

[Shimp]

Uhmmm . . . it's about 30C here at present <about 85F?>

Last week down at Gloucester it was 41C <about 110F?> in the shade on the main street . . .

<100F = 37C . . . and the conversion formula is 9C = 5F - 160>

Whoa whoa, slow down...math is not allowed past midnight at my house.

 

[australwind]

See you later guys. I'm heading off home. Might catch you later.
Bye Shimp, Don.

Austral? Well Bye for now.

Going off to buy some maps, Dave?


Night then......

 

[australwind]

Whoa whoa, slow down...math is not allowed past midnight at my house.

The only maths allowed in mine has to do with counting the drinks if someone has to drive..... no matter what time of day or night!

 

[nostress]

weather, headlights and minis.....you lot will talk about anything

 

[Shimp]

The only maths allowed in mine has to do with counting the drinks if someone has to drive..... no matter what time of day or night!

Ill drink to that,,1-2-3--