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[Don K Dyck]

It was a long day for me. We had a work brekky thingie at 7.30am.. and then a few drinkies after work. That's why I'm not out, I'm guessing it's going to be an early night.

An early night with LB . . . THAT could be interesting . . .

<even if a little exhausting . . . >

 

[Don K Dyck]

Precisely my point



kinda.. I still feel bad often times.. old emotional habits are hard to kick..

That is quite common at this stage Huggles . . . but really you are doing fine . . . and your extraordinary weight loss is simply inspirational . . .

. . . even got me back on the road some days . . .

Keep going . . . that light you see in the distance means you are heading in the correct direction . . . keep it in view . . . some time soon it will start getting bigger and the blackness will begin to fade . . .

 

[Don K Dyck]

On the 8th day of xmas my true love gave to me 8 things for something,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.



Little help here?

Uhmmm . . . for six . . . the traditional verse is "six geese a laying".

Would "six customers paying" fit in??

Then for eight the traditional verse is "eight lords a leaping"

Would "eight virgins sleeping" fit??

Then some editing for 'five' . . .

traditionally "five gold rings" means that "five cock rings" may be better placed here

 

[Don K Dyck]

Hiya sweets

I was joking about going to bed guys - just having a little pout cos mjh got my joke in first.

Mind you I reallly will be going soon - just not yet

I dunno . . . going to bed with guys is fun . . .

. . . for both the girls and the guys . . .

 

[Don K Dyck]

On the 9th day of xmas my true love gave to me 9 silk scarves,
8 things for something,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.

I think 'seven' traditionally is 'seven maids a milking'

. . . now what can we do with that?

How about 'seven matrons milking'??

<not real good buyt somebody else have a go>

 

[Don K Dyck]

*YAWN*

I think I'll go over to the GB and stalk some rednecks . . . heheheheh . . .

 

[Cadoras]

*Yawns sleepily*

Morning all

 

[Orlanth]

Err... check my avatar. Natural blonde. And guess what...... your jokes accurate... lol

I like blondes.

 

[Valia]

hi ..

 

[Cadoras]

hi ..

Hey there Valia

 

[Valia]

Hey there Valia

hi

 

[Cadoras]

hi

How are you doing today?

 

[Valia]

am fine ...

and u?

 

[Cadoras]

am fine ...

and u?

I'm pretty good

Got anything planned today?

 

[witch_fire]

Ouch. Morning.

 

[Cadoras]

Ouch. Morning.

Morning Witch_fire

Something painful?

 

[witch_fire]

Morning Witch_fire

Something painful?

Miss 3 is standing behind me brushing my hair. It's very painful at times.

 

[Cadoras]

Miss 3 is standing behind me brushing my hair. It's very painful at times.

This is why you should never trust an untrained hairdresser!

 

[witch_fire]

This is why you should never trust an untrained hairdresser!

I know, but it's quieter than a 3yo in full tantrum mode.

 

[Cadoras]

I know, but it's quieter than a 3yo in full tantrum mode.

You do have a good point there

 

[cocklediver]

morning all

the lazy sat afternoon coming up....

 

[witch_fire]

the lazy sat afternoon coming up....

Morning, Cocklediver.

 

[cocklediver]

Morning, Cocklediver.

hi...what's the plan for the day?

 

[witch_fire]

You do have a good point there

I do. You've never seen a tantrum until it's been performed by a redhead.

 

[Cadoras]

the lazy sat afternoon coming up....

Morning Cocklediver