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[Ladybird]

Ok, I can do this....

On the 12th day of xmas my true love gave to me 12 fantasies,
11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.

 

[OzDave]

On the 12th day of xmas my true love gave to me 12 Aussie posters,
11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.


Maybe?

 

[m.j.h]

This pissed parrot would love one, thank you. Strong, white and none please.

Coming right up, was hoping to give one to whitchy to make up for last week as i missed her order.

On the 12th day of christmas my true love got for me 12 willing holes.
On the 11th day of xmas my true love gave to me 11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.


That work or not?

 

[Ladybird]

It seems that I don't get to change my title, at least I can't seem to right now..... But oh well

You may need to log off and come back in hon... you know computers, they need to be refreshed.

 

[m.j.h]

Damm Lb and OZ beat me to it.
i got to learn to type faster.


Anymore orders before i go.

 

[Ladybird]

Hey, 3 verstions of 12 days of Christmas...

.... we is damn good!!

 

[OzDave]

On the 13th day of christmas my true love got for me 13 fantasies
12 willing holes,
11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.

Who says there should only be 12 days of Xmas anyway?

 

[OzDave]

Can you Aussies knock out a top song or what?

Well done guys! hehehe

 

[Ladybird]

And while we wait for coffee...

An Aussie girl went to a Centrelink office to register for child
benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the official. "10,"
replied the girl. "What are their names?" the clerk asked. She
replied, "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne" Looking surprised he asked, "Doesn't that get confusing?" The
Aussie girl replied, " Naa, it's great, because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout, "Wayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Wayne get
off to bed", and they all do it." The perturbed official then asked, "What
if you want to speak to one individually?" The girl smiled and said,
"That's easy, I just use their surnames"

 

[bertrande]

It seems that I don't get to change my title, at least I can't seem to right now..... But oh well

try logging out and logging in again - then lit might recognise your 1,000 posts

 

[Ladybird]

Can you Aussies knock out a top song or what?

Well done guys! hehehe

Carols by Candlelight... here we come!!

 

[davoo]

haha valia u are lurking around... so we all been busy doing the 12 days of chrissy 3 versions haha

 

[m.j.h]

An Aussie girl went to a Centrelink office to register for child
benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the official. "10,"
replied the girl. "What are their names?" the clerk asked. She
replied, "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne" Looking surprised he asked, "Doesn't that get confusing?" The
Aussie girl replied, " Naa, it's great, because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout, "Wayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Wayne get
off to bed", and they all do it." The perturbed official then asked, "What
if you want to speak to one individually?" The girl smiled and said,
"That's easy, I just use their surnames"

LOL
Nice one, just watch out for Cad with the shovel, He might be lurking around somewhere.

 

[Cadoras]

try logging out and logging in again - then lit might recognise your 1,000 posts

Lit refuses to recognise my 1000 posts, I might have to log out, restart my computer and log back in.... But that can wait till later, I'll just leave it for now

 

[m.j.h]

This pissed parrot would love one, thank you. Strong, white and none please.

There you go.

Hands LB her coffee

 

[OzDave]

Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.

 

[Valia]

An Aussie girl went to a Centrelink office to register for child
benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the official. "10,"
replied the girl. "What are their names?" the clerk asked. She
replied, "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne" Looking surprised he asked, "Doesn't that get confusing?" The
Aussie girl replied, " Naa, it's great, because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout, "Wayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Wayne get
off to bed", and they all do it." The perturbed official then asked, "What
if you want to speak to one individually?" The girl smiled and said,
"That's easy, I just use their surnames"

lol nice

here one more from me

How babies are made

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, it goes like this...
Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story

 

[m.j.h]

Hey Cad, How many posts did you say you needed to have 1% of the board?

 

[Ladybird]

There you go.

Hands LB her coffee

Thank you kind sir.

 

[Ladybird]

Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.

Nighty night Dave, take care and sleep well.

 

[m.j.h]

Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.

Night Oz
Drive safe now ya hear.

 

[m.j.h]

lol nice

here one more from me

How babies are made

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, it goes like this...
Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story

Nice one.

 

[bertrande]

Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.

night dave

 

[Ladybird]

lol nice

here one more from me

How babies are made

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, it goes like this...
Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story

Valia that's great... thank you !!

 

[Cadoras]

Hey Cad, How many posts did you say you needed to have 1% of the board?

That's currently around 866