aussies

Status
Not open for further replies.
Ok, I can do this....

On the 12th day of xmas my true love gave to me 12 fantasies,
11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.

:D
 
On the 12th day of xmas my true love gave to me 12 Aussie posters,
11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.


Maybe?
 
Ladybird said:
This pissed parrot would love one, thank you. Strong, white and none please.

Coming right up, was hoping to give one to whitchy to make up for last week as i missed her order.

On the 12th day of christmas my true love got for me 12 willing holes.
On the 11th day of xmas my true love gave to me 11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.


That work or not?
 
Cadoras said:
It seems that I don't get to change my title, at least I can't seem to right now..... But oh well :)
You may need to log off and come back in hon... you know computers, they need to be refreshed.
 
Damm Lb and OZ beat me to it.
i got to learn to type faster.


Anymore orders before i go.
 
On the 13th day of christmas my true love got for me 13 fantasies
12 willing holes,
11 tubes of lube,
10 porn videos,
9 silk scarves,
8 spanking paddles,
7 con-doms,
6 cock rings,
5 goollddd nipple clamps
4 call girls,
3 pairs of french Knickers,
two dildos,
and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.

Who says there should only be 12 days of Xmas anyway? :)
 
And while we wait for coffee...

An Aussie girl went to a Centrelink office to register for child
benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the official. "10,"
replied the girl. "What are their names?" the clerk asked. She
replied, "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne" Looking surprised he asked, "Doesn't that get confusing?" The
Aussie girl replied, " Naa, it's great, because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout, "Wayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Wayne get
off to bed", and they all do it." The perturbed official then asked, "What
if you want to speak to one individually?" The girl smiled and said,
"That's easy, I just use their surnames"
 
Cadoras said:
It seems that I don't get to change my title, at least I can't seem to right now..... But oh well :)
try logging out and logging in again - then lit might recognise your 1,000 posts
 
haha valia u are lurking around... so we all been busy doing the 12 days of chrissy 3 versions haha
 
Ladybird said:
An Aussie girl went to a Centrelink office to register for child
benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the official. "10,"
replied the girl. "What are their names?" the clerk asked. She
replied, "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne" Looking surprised he asked, "Doesn't that get confusing?" The
Aussie girl replied, " Naa, it's great, because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout, "Wayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Wayne get
off to bed", and they all do it." The perturbed official then asked, "What
if you want to speak to one individually?" The girl smiled and said,
"That's easy, I just use their surnames"


LOL
Nice one, just watch out for Cad with the shovel, He might be lurking around somewhere. :)
 
bertrande said:
try logging out and logging in again - then lit might recognise your 1,000 posts

Lit refuses to recognise my 1000 posts, I might have to log out, restart my computer and log back in.... But that can wait till later, I'll just leave it for now :)
 
Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though ;)

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.
 
Ladybird said:
An Aussie girl went to a Centrelink office to register for child
benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the official. "10,"
replied the girl. "What are their names?" the clerk asked. She
replied, "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne" Looking surprised he asked, "Doesn't that get confusing?" The
Aussie girl replied, " Naa, it's great, because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout, "Wayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Wayne get
off to bed", and they all do it." The perturbed official then asked, "What
if you want to speak to one individually?" The girl smiled and said,
"That's easy, I just use their surnames"

lol nice :D

here one more from me

How babies are made

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, it goes like this...
Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story
 
OzDave said:
Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though ;)

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.
Nighty night Dave, take care and sleep well. :kiss:
 
OzDave said:
Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though ;)

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.


Night Oz
Drive safe now ya hear. :)
 
Valia said:
lol nice :D

here one more from me

How babies are made

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, it goes like this...
Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story

Nice one.
 
OzDave said:
Wish you all a goodnight. I've had a ball with the carol. Not sure Ray will let us up on stage to do it live though ;)

G'day Davoo, just saw you'd arrived. See y'all later.
Big day tomorrow with the little red flash and a few winding roads down the coast.
night dave
 
Valia said:
lol nice :D

here one more from me

How babies are made

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, it goes like this...
Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story
Valia that's great... thank you !!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top