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On the 3rd day of xmas my true love gave to me , 3 pairs of french Knickers etc etcOzDave said:Hi Bertrande and Valia, join in with us! We can't let this opportunity go! It's the Friday night singalong!
On the 2nd day of Xmas my true love gave to me, two dildos and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee.
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Evening all.
talking about bad jokes here 2 i can think now i saw then on another forum
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother`s breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it`s the fathers who are always playing with them
Q: If i had a donkey, and you had a rooster, and my donkey ate your rooster's feet, what would we have?
A: Two feet of your cock in my ass
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother`s breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it`s the fathers who are always playing with them
Q: If i had a donkey, and you had a rooster, and my donkey ate your rooster's feet, what would we have?
A: Two feet of your cock in my ass
Cadoras said:On the 4th day of xmas my true love gave to me, 4 tubes of lube, 3 pairs of french knickers, 2 dildos and a vibrator with a battereeeeeee!
Or something like that
On the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me 5 goollddd nipple clamps
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m.j.h said:
I had a lovely day, thankyou.
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Valia said:talking about bad jokes here 2 i can think now i saw then on another forum
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother`s breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it`s the fathers who are always playing with them
Q: If i had a donkey, and you had a rooster, and my donkey ate your rooster's feet, what would we have?
A: Two feet of your cock in my ass
Valia, I am so impressed that you are telling us jokes. You have now crossed a language barrier that is very difficult to reach.
Very excellent Valia.
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Cadoras said:Evening Witch_fire
Hi, Cadoras.
Valia said:talking about bad jokes here 2 i can think now i saw then on another forum
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother`s breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it`s the fathers who are always playing with them
Q: If i had a donkey, and you had a rooster, and my donkey ate your rooster's feet, what would we have?
A: Two feet of your cock in my ass
If you had nuts on your chest what would you have? Chestnuts.
if you had nuts on your chin what would you have? A mouthfull of cock.
*Goes to get shovel back from Cad.*
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m.j.h said:
If you had nuts on your chest what would you have? Chestnuts.
if you had nuts on your chin what would you have? A mouthfull of cock.
*Goes to get shovel back from Cad.*
*Hits m.j.h in the head with the shovel*
Enough with the bad jokes already!
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Cadoras said:
Not me.
Ok here is a joke from me - an oldie but a goodieOzDave said:Valia, I am so impressed that you are telling us jokes. You have now crossed a language barrier that is very difficult to reach.
Very excellent Valia.
if you have nuts on your wall what do you have? Walnuts
if you have nuts on your chest what do you have? Chestnuts
If you have nuts on your chin what do you have?.......
a mouthful of cock
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