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[m.j.h]

You not going to start playing up then, are you?

I haven't lost my aim when pitching chalk across the room at naughty boys!

I was never a naughty boy.

Would this joke be considered "playing up"?


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

[australwind]

sound very nice .. better that need to make it

well was already late so i make it very simple, just with cinamonon and honey

mmmmmm nice........must make a date with the Wombat and when you're in Melbourne next, we can take you there for breakfast!

 

[m.j.h]

well depands how u make it can be more fast then a sandwich sometimes
u need to try one day

Would you teach me how?

 

[australwind]

I was never a naughty boy.

Would this joke be considered "playing up"?


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

You may have a gold star for that!

 

[Valia]

mmmmmm nice........must make a date with the Wombat and when you're in Melbourne next, we can take you there for breakfast!

sound good

 

[australwind]

sound good

Look forward to it!

 

[Valia]

*avoiding any implication?*

Bye Valia. I've been excellent thanks. Especially today.

was not avoiding anything what cadoras said what true

 

[Valia]

Look forward to it!

i have not been yet in another state here so we have talk about many times at home and seems we will one day and melb seem will be ..cuz not too far for the monent

 

[m.j.h]

was not avoiding anything what cadoras said what true

Did i miss something today?

Hope the spelling/grammer nazi doesn't see that post, or maybe they just pick on me.

 

[m.j.h]

i have not been yet in another state here so we have talk about many times at home and seems we will one day and melb seem will be ..cuz not too far for the monent

I'm sorry but can i have you repeat that please?

Or are you busy with other things at the moment?

 

[OzDave]

Time I was gone. Bye people, maybe catch you later tonite.
Have a great weekend, all of you.

 

[Valia]

Did i miss something today?

Hope the spelling/grammer nazi doesn't see that post, or maybe they just pick on me.

hope anyone don't look at my mistakes ,are enough to make everyone go blind with so many , are times that i go back and read what i wrote and i cant even understand myself what i did wrote at that time

 

[australwind]

Did i miss something today?

Hope the spelling/grammer nazi doesn't see that post, or maybe they just pick on me.

The spelling nazi was picked up for poor use of language herself today....therein lies another story. You will have to go back and read the relevent posts....

 

[Valia]

I'm sorry but can i have you repeat that please?

Or are you busy with other things at the moment?

lol if i know i will explain

 

[australwind]

Time I was gone. Bye people, maybe catch you later tonite.
Have a great weekend, all of you.

Night Dave....

Have a good one!

 

[Valia]

bye dave have a good weekend

 

[m.j.h]

Time I was gone. Bye people, maybe catch you later tonite.
Have a great weekend, all of you.

Have a good one Dave.

 

[australwind]

i have not been yet in another state here so we have talk about many times at home and seems we will one day and melb seem will be ..cuz not too far for the monent

A little travel broadens the mind, and by coming to Melbourne for a visit you can be assured that Wombat, nostress, bertrande and I will see you suitably entertained!

 

[m.j.h]

The spelling nazi was picked up for poor use of language herself today....therein lies another story. You will have to go back and read the relevent posts....

I'm sure that it would have been a deliberate(sp?) mistake on her part.

 

[m.j.h]

lol if i know i will explain

Okay then.

With Dave gone it would appear i am the only guy here. I hope you ladies will be gentle with me.

 

[Valia]

A little travel broadens the mind, and by coming to Melbourne for a visit you can be assured that Wombat, nostress, bertrande and I will see you suitably entertained!

that will be great will be nice to see them again and meet u also

 

[australwind]

I'm sure that it would have been a deliberate(sp?) mistake on her part.

Oh no, there was nothing deliberate about it.....stars in the eyes prevented her from assessing the quality of her expression!

The condition persisted for a number of posts........and then gradually began to dissipate as reality snuck up from behind and bit her on the bum!

 

[australwind]

that will be great will be nice to see them again and meet u also

i'm sure there may well be others who can be coaxed away from their computers if they knew you were coming to town.


You should try and make in down in January when Geranimo Appelby is here from the UK.....would make it even more of an excuse for a party!

 

[australwind]

Okay then.

With Dave gone it would appear i am the only guy here. I hope you ladies will be gentle with me.

Promise not to hurt you, sweetheart....just don't wriggle so much whilst I'm trying to tie you down!

 

[Valia]

i'm sure there may well be others who can be coaxed away from their computers if they knew you were coming to town.


You should try and make in down in January when Geranimo Appelby is here from the UK.....would make it even more of an excuse for a party!

sound good but january too soon not sure if can aford it too many bills (damn things ) but will be nice ..