aussies

[nostress]

OH, TELL ME YOU"RE A MEMBER OF THE ULYSSES CLUB!!!!

I love their little sign on the back of the jackets. Well, then, I guess I get to be me. Kind of refreshing in a town where everyone expects you to be better or worse than you really are.

So what's your cocktail story?

47 divorced have two teenage kids who are out to send me broke, Bike mad, and of course sex crazed, live in Gippsland
I am a member of the ulysses but dont do a lot with them

 

[night_dragyn]

She would definatly get me going.

Well i think everyone on here is themselves. As for me i can be a bit of a smartarse at times with a wierd sense of humour, but also caring and sharing sort of person as well.
It's up to you how you want us to see you but i don't think anyone will judge you for it, after all it is LIT.

As for what MJH stands for, they are my initials.

I guess. so, uh, My Johnson is Huge? hee hee. giggle giggle.

I'm sorry, off colour joke. How many writers are around here from Aus that call by? Anyone from up my way?

 

[nostress]

Hi, Trev

'Nother hard day at the office?

Hi Austral
Day wasnt to bad and only 9 hours long, and have decided to just kick back and bludge tonight .

I see you have been playing in the woods

 

[australwind]

A lot of the story authors tend not to play here..but contributors to the Aus thread........there are about ten regular Victorians....noone I know of from you precise neck of the woods...I used to be out your way, but am now inner city...

 

[m.j.h]

I guess. so, uh, My Johnson is Huge? hee hee. giggle giggle.

I'm sorry, off colour joke. How many writers are around here from Aus that call by? Anyone from up my way?

It's not that huge. But i've had no complaints.
Don't worry about off colour jokes, i don't.

 

[australwind]

Hi Austral
Day wasnt to bad and only 9 hours long, and have decided to just kick back and bludge tonight .

I see you have been playing in the woods

I have.....went out chasing bares.......only caught one!

But it was a very good one!

 

[night_dragyn]

47 divorced have two teenage kids who are out to send me broke, Bike mad, and of course sex crazed, live in Gippsland
I am a member of the ulysses but dont do a lot with them

Don't all teenagers just try to send their kids bankrupt? Is that where you got the growing old disgracefully line?

I wanted to get into road bikes, I used to head out with my cousins for dirt bike rides but the first time we hit the road, my boyfriend at the time had an accident. It wasn't pretty. I never got the madrass to get on them again.

Isn't nearly everyone on here sex crazed? I know I certainly am. I found out because I caught someone jerking himself silly to one of the stories. I was a little put out because he hadn't come to me, but hey, what's a girl to do? Get into the same thing of course.

 

[nostress]

I have.....went out chasing bares.......only caught one!

But it was a very good one!

maybe if we both went out in the woods together we might get lucky

 

[night_dragyn]

A lot of the story authors tend not to play here..but contributors to the Aus thread........there are about ten regular Victorians....noone I know of from you precise neck of the woods...I used to be out your way, but am now inner city...

Well, how was dinner?
Sounds like a lot more fun than good old Outer East. Don't happen to know a sporadic but dreadfully charming guy who calls himself Darlantan, do you? He doesn't come by here very often, but has he been here lately?

 

[australwind]

maybe if we both went out in the woods together we might get lucky

You want to come bare hunting with me?

mmm...ok.......will have to think about this......

 

[australwind]

Well, how was dinner?
Sounds like a lot more fun than good old Outer East. Don't happen to know a sporadic but dreadfully charming guy who calls himself Darlantan, do you? He doesn't come by here very often, but has he been here lately?

DARLANTAN??? Haven't sighted him for some time.....really rather miss his cheery face...

 

[nostress]

Don't all teenagers just try to send their kids bankrupt? Is that where you got the growing old disgracefully line?

I wanted to get into road bikes, I used to head out with my cousins for dirt bike rides but the first time we hit the road, my boyfriend at the time had an accident. It wasn't pretty. I never got the madrass to get on them again.

Isn't nearly everyone on here sex crazed? I know I certainly am. I found out because I caught someone jerking himself silly to one of the stories. I was a little put out because he hadn't come to me, but hey, what's a girl to do? Get into the same thing of course.

some of the storys can have that effect and you just have to take matters into your own hands, of course you could of still offered to help him out or just joined him, made a race out of it...first to cum wins

 

[night_dragyn]

some of the storys can have that effect and you just have to take matters into your own hands, of course you could of still offered to help him out or just joined him, made a race out of it...first to cum wins

He would have said no. He thinks of me as his close cousin. Because I guess I am. But not officially cousin. Maybe I should have, I was just a bit distracted at the time. Can't imagine why...

 

[m.j.h]

He would have said no. He thinks of me as his close cousin. Because I guess I am. But not officially cousin. Maybe I should have, I was just a bit distracted at the time. Can't imagine why...

Don't ask just help.

 

[nostress]

You want to come bare hunting with me?

mmm...ok.......will have to think about this......

do you mean we go hunting for bear or we go hunting bare....just what would be hunting

 

[australwind]

He would have said no. He thinks of me as his close cousin. Because I guess I am. But not officially cousin. Maybe I should have, I was just a bit distracted at the time. Can't imagine why...

So this means you have a bit of a voyeuristic streak as well???

You're sounding more and more like a fine asset to enhance the team!!!

 

[m.j.h]

Isn't nearly everyone on here sex crazed? I know I certainly am. I found out because I caught someone jerking himself silly to one of the stories. I was a little put out because he hadn't come to me, but hey, what's a girl to do? Get into the same thing of course.

I bet that would have made for a great "Priceless" moment.

Cost of computer--$1500
Internet connection--$50 a month
Getting caught jacking off to porn-- Priceless

Sort of like this one.
http://prycless.orsm.net/php/showme.php?file=/prycless01/images/prycless006.jpg

 

[nostress]

He would have said no. He thinks of me as his close cousin. Because I guess I am. But not officially cousin. Maybe I should have, I was just a bit distracted at the time. Can't imagine why...

well next time you will know just what you need to do.
or you could try and work it so he catches you makeing the most of a good story

 

[m.j.h]

So this means you ahve a bit of a voyeuristic streak as well???

You're sounding more and more like a fine asset to enhance the team!!!

YAY Go team.

 

[night_dragyn]

DARLANTAN??? Haven't sighted him for some time.....really rather miss his cheery face...

His cheery face belongs to a young man who is shyer than he writes. It was one of the strangest nights I've ever spent. Not the kind of reaction I was after, actually. He's really quite nice, and I was hoping to see him again. It's been too long. I heard that he'd moved down here, and I was hoping that he'd have gotten back to writing here.

Ah well. So any authors that seem to have really come out to be really good that I should check out? I want to write my own, but I'd like to see other people's stuff first.

 

[australwind]

do you mean we go hunting for bear or we go hunting bare....just what would be hunting

Hunting bare, of course............

...........don't go out in the woods tonight...you'll be in for a big surprise!!!

 

[nostress]

So this means you have a bit of a voyeuristic streak as well???

You're sounding more and more like a fine asset to enhance the team!!!

I prefer woman to have an exabitionist streak , it appeals so well to my voyeuristic streak

 

[night_dragyn]

He doesn't want me like that. Believe me, I've tried. I woke him up once with my tongue wedged inside his foreskin and he did nothing but freak on me. When was the last time you said no to a blowjob?

 

[australwind]

His cheery face belongs to a young man who is shyer than he writes. It was one of the strangest nights I've ever spent. Not the kind of reaction I was after, actually. He's really quite nice, and I was hoping to see him again. It's been too long. I heard that he'd moved down here, and I was hoping that he'd have gotten back to writing here.

Ah well. So any authors that seem to have really come out to be really good that I should check out? I want to write my own, but I'd like to see other people's stuff first.

Well, I hope he surfaces again..I liked his humour.......

Authors? Who to recommend....well it depends on the particular genre you're interested in......bit hard to make any recommendations really 'cos its definitely a case of each to his own.

OzDave has posted some stories, Geranimo Appleby (expat Northcote lad) has a swag...you could try those for starters just because they're names that pop up here....

 

[nostress]

He doesn't want me like that. Believe me, I've tried. I woke him up once with my tongue wedged inside his foreskin and he did nothing but freak on me. When was the last time you said no to a blowjob?

was that an offer ????

think the next time would be the first time