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OzDave said:
Well, really I'm hoping the line starts with me and all the others can wait. :rose:
Not that I would be competetive but I'm ringing my heart out now. ;)

How sweet to have such ardent attention paid to my bells! :p
 
nostress said:
we will toss a coin, well I will toss the coin and let you know who wins.......you know I can be trusted not to cheat
You can toss, I'll provide the coin :D I'll have the side with the Queen on it, either queen, doesn't matter. :D
 
OzDave said:
You can toss, I'll provide the coin :D I'll have the side with the Queen on it, either queen, doesn't matter. :D

I tossed your two headed coin and it came up tails......looks like I win
 
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Hey Trev, I think Dave has you worked out.....you'd best come up with a sneaky and devious plan B to get back to the head of the queue!! :kiss:
 
nostress said:
I told you I could be trusted to get the coin toss right

Mmmmmmm so you did.........and I didn't believe you.......will you forgive me for doubting your prowess at tossing coins?
;)
 
nostress said:
I told you I could be trusted to get the coin toss right
:confused: Took my eyes off the game for a second and look! Ok, well done. I'm sure you'll not be too long ;)
 
OzDave said:
:confused: Took my eyes off the game for a second and look! Ok, well done. I'm sure you'll not be too long ;)

most of the ladys seem to make some sort of coment about how little time I take.......not sure if they mean it in a nice way or not
 
Someone needs to write a manual for guys like us covering such things. I always hope to say the right thing but I'm always that one yard short on the confidence :eek:
It would be a best seller maybe.
 
nostress said:
most of the ladys seem to make some sort of coment about how little time I take.......not sure if they mean it in a nice way or not



Time you take to do what????

I'm sure you get things done efficiently when required! :p
 
OzDave said:
Someone needs to write a manual for guys like us covering such things. I always hope to say the right thing but I'm always that one yard short on the confidence :eek:
It would be a best seller maybe.

the idiots guide to pleasing a woman
 
OzDave said:
Someone needs to write a manual for guys like us covering such things. I always hope to say the right thing but I'm always that one yard short on the confidence :eek:
It would be a best seller maybe.



But then you would have a fighting chance....we couldn't have that.....have to have some first places for us girls sometimes.... :D
 
nostress said:
the idiots guide to pleasing a woman
:D :D :D :D
Killer title Trev!
I'm subscribing tonight!
It'll be the thickest "Idiots Guide to ..." yet I reckon.
 
OzDave said:
:D :D :D :D
Killer title Trev!
I'm subscribing tonight!
It'll be the thickest "Idiots Guide to ..." yet I reckon.

trouble is you would need to buy an update every montth or so as the ladys change the rules
 
nostress said:
trouble is you would need to buy an update every montth or so as the ladys change the rules
We can't let them find out about this either. Let's keep it really secret. :cool:
 
australwind said:
But then you would have a fighting chance....we couldn't have that.....have to have some first places for us girls sometimes.... :D

I always like to have the girls cum first
 
OzDave said:
We can't let them find out about this either. Let's keep it really secret. :cool:

I wonder if there is something we can offer Austral so she will keep our secret
 
Do you think she's still there?
Bugger.
Let me think.
Nope, that won't work.
Let you think. :D
Maybe a :nana: ?
I dunno. She seems really nice. Maybe she won't go to the Girls Union about it?
 
I'm open to solicitations for my silence from you both........you had best work it out between you as to what you might offer me.........all offers will be given careful consideration. :devil:
 
Hi Valia. Greetings to you.
Quick Trev, think of something, they're arriving. :D
 
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