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[davoo]

As long as you understand that anything he says about me is absolutely false - I am sweet and innocent (or I was until I seduced -um he seduced me - him). I didn't do any flashing in Sydney or anything like that. I never wore short skirts when we played pool . I am a very well behaved *cough cough* woman

so innocent with a 42% purity rating haha and u sell sand to the arabs yeah

 

[australwind]

gee get with the times u need a travelmate gps..tells u where to go

I'm actually very competant geographically.....

Its just I've never been to bertrande's and I understand her neighbours are getting sick of complete strangers knocking on their doors asking for directions!...............

 

[bertrande]

I can almost fit into three of those categories, in one way or another, does that mean I get three shots?

most likely

 

[nostress]

I'm actually very competant geographically.....

Its just I've never been to bertrande's and I understand her neighbours are getting sick of complete strangers knocking on their doors asking for directions!...............

I had her neighbours poiting out directions for me with out me even needing to ask

 

[Cadoras]

most likely

Oh good, now if I can think of some excuse to call myself a kiwi....

 

[bertrande]

I'm actually very competant geographically.....

Its just I've never been to bertrande's and I understand her neighbours are getting sick of complete strangers knocking on their doors asking for directions!...............

Actually they volunteer for that sort of thing usually

 

[nostress]

Oh good, now if I can think of some excuse to call myself a kiwi....

do you like sheep ??

 

[davoo]

Oh good, now if I can think of some excuse to call myself a kiwi....

but if u got urself a sheep haha

 

[Cadoras]

Actually they volunteer for that sort of thing usually

Personally escorting guests and making sure that they have a good time?

 

[bertrande]

so innocent with a 42% purity rating haha and u sell sand to the arabs yeah

well..........


.....does $250 bottles of wine and scotch to people who were just asking the price count

 

[Cadoras]

but if u got urself a sheep haha

But then I'd have to shear her....

 

[bertrande]

Personally escorting guests and making sure that they have a good time?

ok lets clear this up right now - Trev came to meet me one day and me friend from up the road decided to work out the front and when he rode by decided to be funny and point in the direction he needed to go.

 

[davoo]

hey maybe put a sign outside .those big flouros
gee i get 2 shots then i not greedy
hows that wine going austral

 

[Cadoras]

ok lets clear this up right now - Trev came to meet me one day and me friend from up the road decided to work out the front and when he rode by decided to be funny and point in the direction he needed to go.

Sorry, I'll behave...

 

[australwind]

hey maybe put a sign outside .those big flouros
gee i get 2 shots then i not greedy
hows that wine going austral

Glass two has just been finished......

 

[nostress]

ok lets clear this up right now - Trev came to meet me one day and me friend from up the road decided to work out the front and when he rode by decided to be funny and point in the direction he needed to go.

I later meet them, very nice people who could tell I was trying to find a house number and knowing Bertrande was expecting a friend on a motorbike that day they sent me in the right direction

 

[australwind]

By the way boys......on one side I'm English and Irish.....but on the other I have white russian heritage....does that mean I get to cut the crap and go straight in for the kill?

 

[davoo]

well mine is all ova the floor with little cat paw prints going in all directions ..didnt even get to open it buggar..maybe i get a straw

 

[australwind]

I later meet them, very nice people who could tell I was trying to find a house number and knowing Bertrande was expecting a friend on a motorbike that day they sent me in the right direction

Why does this sound so ....................................like you're trying to make it sound all fair square and above board????

 

[Cadoras]

By the way boys......on one side I'm English and Irish.....but on the other I have white russian heritage....does that mean I get to cut the crap and go straight in for the kill?

You can go in for the kill on me anytime, I can't speak for anyone else though

 

[australwind]

well mine is all ova the floor with little cat paw prints going in all directions ..didnt even get to open it buggar..maybe i get a straw

You have some pussy training to do there, I think!


What a waste of perfectly good Cab Sav.....




I just had a thought.....the cat hasn't broken the bottle, has he????

 

[bertrande]

Why does this sound so ....................................like you're trying to make it sound all fair square and above board????

Well it was until the plastic shower thingy.................oh yeah and few more visits to each others houses and a weekend of debauchery in Sydney.........all sounds fair square and above board to me.


Don't you agree Trev?

 

[australwind]

Well it was until the plastic shower thingy.................oh yeah and few more visits to each others houses and a weekend of debauchery in Sydney.........all sounds fair square and above board to me.


Don't you agree Trev?

ROFLMAO

 

[bertrande]

well mine is all ova the floor with little cat paw prints going in all directions ..didnt even get to open it buggar..maybe i get a straw

Did you drop it - or did the pussy knock it over.......


.....this evening when I was trying to cook tea and have a text conversation with someone I opened the fridge a bottle of wine fell out and I had to mop it up. It wasn't even open at that point - dammit I hate wasting wine like that.

 

[nostress]

Well it was until the plastic shower thingy.................oh yeah and few more visits to each others houses and a weekend of debauchery in Sydney.........all sounds fair square and above board to me.


Don't you agree Trev?

all above board and completly innocent