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australwind said:
Don't you dare go anywhere....you have a couple more posts and we've made you "experienced"!

You evil people are trying to take my virginity! I feel dirty.
 
Bugger the evil just try the bloody down right DIRTY them's are ones I want to meet :devil:
 
Hoping you're meaning the type that a full of double entendres and witty rejoiners...who, given half the chance, would tear your clothes off your back and ravish you where you stand???


Rather than the grubby, nasty, snivelling little grots in dire need of a bath?
 
australwind said:
Hoping you're meaning the type that a full of double entendres and witty rejoiners...who, given half the chance, would tear your clothes off your back and ravish you where you stand???


Rather than the grubby, nasty, snivelling little grots in dire need of a bath?

I'll take the former, Fa18 can have the latter. See? I share!
 
australwind said:
Hoping you're meaning the type that a full of double entendres and witty rejoiners...who, given half the chance, would tear your clothes off your back and ravish you where you stand???


Rather than the grubby, nasty, snivelling little grots in dire need of a bath?
Bugger the tearing the clothes of I would just try and stick in while they are still on.....lmao :D
 
fa18 said:
Bugger the tearing the clothes of I would just try and stick in while they are still on.....lmao :D

Where's your sense of romance? (From this point forth ripping people's clothes off is considered romance)
 
fa18 said:
Bugger the tearing the clothes of I would just try and stick in while they are still on.....lmao :D



That could present a bit of a challenge.......specially seeing as some of us women like to wear pants.............................oh.........given my current av I guessing that's not where you were planning on sticking it!
 
ok, ok i see ... well how is this???

first a long slow wet spit swapping kiss.. then the slow pealing of the clothes from your body... after then the slow sliding of my tongue over the tops of your nipples and then the firm sucking of you hot boobs ... afer that a very slow sliding of my tongue down to her ummmm bugger it now I am getting hard...!!!! :eek:
 
fa18 said:
ok, ok i see ... well how is this???

first a long slow wet spit swapping kiss.. then the slow pealing of the clothes from your body... after then the slow sliding of my tongue over the tops of your nipples and then the firm sucking of you hot boobs ... afer that a very slow sliding of my tongue down to her ummmm bugger it now I am getting hard...!!!! :eek:


:kiss:


That's the general idea.....now just what can we do about that, I wonder?
:p
 
Cadoras said:
Just out of interest, how many posts are needed for a different title?


Can't remember, sorry.......a few I think..you have to make Guru status first!
 
australwind said:
:kiss:


That's the general idea.....now just what can we do about that, I wonder?
:p
well if you were over in the west we could lmao but knowing my lucki of late LB is the only female over here :( not that I am complaining either she makes me so hot all the bloody time
 
fa18 said:
ok, ok i see ... well how is this???

first a long slow wet spit swapping kiss.. then the slow pealing of the clothes from your body... after then the slow sliding of my tongue over the tops of your nipples and then the firm sucking of you hot boobs ... afer that a very slow sliding of my tongue down to her ummmm bugger it now I am getting hard...!!!! :eek:

I'm not much of a voyeur, so I'm gonna go slink off over there.
 
fa18 said:
well if you were over in the west we could lmao but knowing my lucki of late LB is the only female over here :( not that I am complaining either she makes me so hot all the bloody time


I'm the other side of the continent...and I wouldn't expect you to hold that thought...or hard on until May which is when I expect to be back over! :D
 
australwind said:
I'm the other side of the continent...and I wouldn't expect you to hold that thought...or hard on until May which is when I expect to be back over! :D


Well just for you I think we can cum to some arragment ....lol
 
witch_fire said:
Thanks for the welcome and i hope i fit in allright.


You will.....(I was going to be very rude about what would fit in where...but decided better of it!)


Have you given us the potted cocktail party bio yet?
 
australwind said:
You will.....(I was going to be very rude about what would fit in where...but decided better of it!)


Have you given us the potted cocktail party bio yet?

I'm curious as to what this potted cocktail party is, it sounds rather interesting ;)
 
lmao... well babe I can not begin to think why the rocky horror but the shiver sounds great now all we need is the hot flush to go witrh it....pmsl
 
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