aussies

[mortalwombat]

whaddya mean - 'even' geronimo's arse?
those boo-toks have been subjected to 22 years of HM Govt physical training... They have carried me through a sub 60 minute 10 mile run... That's pretty quick!
They've survived four military conflicts and 84 parachute decents!
Not bad for a social misfit from Karratha... c. 1980
(oh, and i spent some time at Northcote High, Melbourne as well...)

what i meant was i normally wouldn't comment on a mans arse!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

what i meant was i normally wouldn't comment on a mans arse!

*splutter* (Again) really?

 

[australwind]

she'll probably spank me for telling that story-if i'm lucky

I'll have to ask Bandit if she will send down her favourite paddles......and then you're for the highjump, sonny jim!

 

[Gil_T2]

I'll have to ask Bandit if she will send down her favourite paddles......and then you're for the highjump, sonny jim!

Now which would you like her little cricket bat,one of the 3 riding crops,4 ping pong bats,leather paddle,purple flogger or cane????

 

[australwind]

Now which would you like her little cricket bat,one of the 3 riding crops,4 ping pong bats,leather paddle,purple flogger or cane????

Ask her which one she thinks would be fitting to use on a naughty Wombat!

 

[Bandit58]

Ask her which one she thinks would be fitting to use on a naughty Wombat!

After meeting Wombat I'd say use the lot !!!!!!!!! he is very naughty.

 

[australwind]

Hiya, Bandit......



Tha Wombat really deserves some sort of punishment...all this started 'cos he was teasing me.....I couldn't help not knowing all the ins and outs of what went on (and off) at the G&G!


...and I haven't been home long enough to catch up on all the gossip!

 

[mortalwombat]

I'll have to ask Bandit if she will send down her favourite paddles......and then you're for the highjump, sonny jim!

oh no-i am terrified and shaking in my boots. i am so scared i'm yawning

 

[mortalwombat]

After meeting Wombat I'd say use the lot !!!!!!!!! he is very naughty.

remember bertrande has already tried the riding crops on me-and vice versa

 

[australwind]

oh no-i am terrified and shaking in my boots. i am so scared i'm yawning

Not frightened of me then, Batty????

You should be, honey......when I get mad, there's hell to pay!

 

[mortalwombat]

Not frightened of me then, Batty????

You should be, honey......when I get mad, there's hell to pay!

you're a pussycat-easy to handle

 

[australwind]

remember bertrande has already tried the riding crops on me-and vice versa

..............and where are the pics of this???????

 

[australwind]

you're a pussycat-easy to handle

You keep waving that nekkid butt about...you'll find out just how sharp this kitty's claws are!

 

[mortalwombat]

You keep waving that nekkid butt about...you'll find out just how sharp this kitty's claws are!

the butt will be gone by the end of the day

 

[melb_lad62]

G'day all.
I'm from Melbourne & I'd like to thank Astral for the invite & telling me about the "Aussie" playground

 

[australwind]

the butt will be gone by the end of the day

You mean you don't want to find out how sharp my claws are????





I'm so disappointed, Batty....I was looking forward to playing with you!

 

[australwind]

G'day all.
I'm from Melbourne & I'd like to thank Astral for the invite & telling me about the "Aussie" playground

Welcome to the thread, lad........

You might like to give everyone a potted bio....but then again, it always pays to be a bit mysterious!

 

[scumbag]

Evening Lurkers!

Not gonna bother reading the masses of pages I have missed, so if there is something important let me know....lol

 

[Tap-Out]

Allo everyone. Who's lurking about?

 

[mortalwombat]

G'day all.
I'm from Melbourne & I'd like to thank Astral for the invite & telling me about the "Aussie" playground

welcome lad-i'm from melbourne as well. be very cautious of austral tho, she'll lead you astray!

 

[melb_lad62]

She couldn't lead me any further astray than I already am.. lol

 

[nostress]

morning

welcome Melblad,
if austral hasnt scared you off you should fit in very well.

I got my self a good deal on a couple sets of bunk beds yesterday, was very happy with my self to the kids pointed they now need new fitted sheets and donna coovers to fit the bigger beds ..... daughter wants black and evil part part time daughter wants pink and sweet and the son wants all blue......I want cheap

 

[pinkeden]

:d

Hey everyone

I've been lurking a LONG time, and I just thought I'd come and play with the other Aussies.

About me. I'm 18/f (which explains my only recent postings ), I'm an arts student, I live in south east Queensland and am a repressed nympho

I must say it's awesome to realise a LOT of you that I've admired from afar are actually aussies..

*Liiiick* Hows it garn, mate?

 

[mortalwombat]

Hey everyone

I've been lurking a LONG time, and I just thought I'd come and play with the other Aussies.

About me. I'm 18/f (which explains my only recent postings ), I'm an arts student, I live in south east Queensland and am a repressed nympho

I must say it's awesome to realise a LOT of you that I've admired from afar are actually aussies..

*Liiiick* Hows it garn, mate?

welcome pinkeden-keep licking and you'll be very popular here! as for repressed nympho-dont hold back-thats bad for you! pity u didn't post a month or so ago-you could have joined us in sydney for our g&g meet which was alot of fun. where in sth east qld are you? i visited the gold coast a few months back-wettest place i've ever been-and i'm from melbourne! i'm told it's not always like that.
once again welcome-hope you have fun
longest welcoming speach i've ever made-i must be bored!

 

[Bandit58]

Oops

Gil wore his Literotica Tshirt to the speedway last night. But he forgot he had his fire suit unzipped when he was talking to the track reverend!