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MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is
to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,
because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Too true - Oz
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Oh, dear...I am NEVER gonna get wetsuited sex, eh?
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. EXTRA true
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
And Number 20, my own: ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL IN A WETSUIT!
Dragonette said:Hello Hercules, glad to see you putting a bit of muscle in here!
As to OZ dear, hmmmm your points are taken with a dim view!
Just as well they are Morpheys Law and not yours!
GROWLS ferociusly!
I agree with 19, but it works both ways!
19. When the lights are out, all males are beautiful.
Oh then again, depends!
Hercules723 said:Just drained my 1st fosters of the night, i live in SA but was born in Victoria so considered myself Victorian so i drink Vic beer if that makes sense.
Had my 1st go with Autocad today......yuk. Hmmm 4 yrs at uni doing a mech eng degree and still no idea about how to use cad..could be a problem.
oh well there is always beer i guess!
Just went and saw Ice Age at the movies, very funny movie. Half the humor is wasted on kids much like Shrek. Love that movie to absolute riot must have seen it 8 times by now.
To be fair, would anyone else like one to?