aussies

Status
Not open for further replies.
Thanks for the flower ozsteamer :kiss: and i do have to agree the eyes are also my favourite part. I can melt into a puddle with the right set of eyes, especially when they are full of lust and desire.




Ladybird I haven't spoken much with our mutual friend of late, considering we use to talk everyday at least once. I'm not sure if I'm going down for the graduation or not yet, but will try hard to meet with you when your over this way.:)
 
Hi Cherrylips

Hi cherrylips_au


Thanks for the flower ozsteamer :kiss:

Blush!

and i do have to agree the eyes are also my favourite part. I can melt into a puddle with the right set of eyes, especially when they are full of lust and desire.

And while the girl is wearing a wetsuit, LOL!

<sigh> I guess your hubby doesn't think that way? Oh, well.

:(
 
Thor...

Hi AzureSky

yes quite aware whom Thor is..:)

LOL, well I didn't know that, LOL! besides, there may be others who don't...in any case, here's some more (horrible) poerty:

Little Miss Muffet
Crouched on her Tuffet
Collecting her shell-shocked wits
Along came a glider
That dropped a H-bomb beside her
and frightened Miss Muffet To Bits!

************

Little Miss Muffet
sat on her Tuffet
Guzzling her Curds and Whey
Along came a very well educated spider, who said:
"Curds have cholesterol, Whey is fattening,
and sitting on that tuffet will give you lower back problems before you're 40."

************

Now some folks say that fleas are black,
but I know that's NOT SO!
'Cause Mary had a little lamb
With Fleas as White As Snow!

****************

When Mary had a Little lamb,
The doctors were amazed.
But when Old MacDonald had a FARM(!)
the doctors couldn't beleive their eyes.

**************



I am gonna get banned from this place if I keep this up!:devil:
 
Last edited:
LOL! Oh?

Hi cherrylips_au

Ozsteamer, (hubby's) happiest with the least amount of clothes to remove.

LOL, tell us more!:devil: :rose: :devil:
 
Red Corial...red cordial...I want more red cordial...

Hi AzureSky

hmmm..what did you O.D on today Oz...red cordial...LOL




Pant, pant, pant...red cordial...my fav...red cordial...





LOL, nah, I jest got plenty of time, though I'll have to head of soon.

:)
 
Not a wetsuit?

Hi cherrylips_au

well personal I perfer more clothes

Not a wetsuit? <sigh>

then its a longer tease

LOL, girls...<sigh>
 
Well going to head off for a while maybe back later tonight.

For you ozsteamer since you have shared your sexy clothing fantasy ( wetsuits are clothing of a sort ) I'll do the same.

Dressed in a conservative black dress to the knee, fitted but certainly not tight, low cut buttoning down the front. Underneath black satin corset with suspenders attached. Seamed stockings black. Satin g-string. Black high heels. Hair loosly piled on top of my head no jewellery minimum make up.
 
Bye Azure take care and safe travels :rose:

Bye Cherry take care and safe travels :rose:
 
Sounds sexy...

Hi cherrylips_au

Well going to head off for a while maybe back later tonight.

Yup, I gotta go just now, too...g'night all. back next week.

For you ozsteamer since you have shared your sexy clothing fantasy ( wetsuits are clothing of a sort ) I'll do the same.

Gosh, um, thanks!

Dressed in a conservative black dress to the knee, fitted but certainly not tight, low cut buttoning down the front. Underneath black satin corset with suspenders attached. Seamed stockings black. Satin g-string. Black high heels. Hair loosly piled on top of my head no jewellery minimum make up.

Hmmm....certainly a good look, Oh Cherrylips...very sexy, even though, LOL, I feel a nice black bodyhugging tight smoooothskin wetsuit, with that wet sheen girls get after just being in the water, with hair smoooooothed down by the wetting, -<sigh>




Bliss!


 
Last edited:
G'night all




Better go, all...pleased to have met you, Henry. Get some rest.

The story will have to wait.

See you all next week!



 
pleased to have met you too Ozsteamer

bye for now


LB are you still around?

i will be back a little later i think.

going offline for a little while.
 
One last thing, Just Before I go...

This has probably been posted before, but, anyway, here it is again:



MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
--------------------
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is
to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,
because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Too true - Oz

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Oh, dear...I am NEVER gonna get wetsuited sex, eh?

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. EXTRA true

16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

And Number 20, my own: ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL IN A WETSUIT!
 
Hi everyone
Missed ya all last night but i'll hang aound for a while tonight
what is everyone doing?
 
Evening Hercules

im just sitting here chilling and relaxing after a busy and mentally draining week for me.

how about yrself.
 
Just drained my 1st fosters of the night, i live in SA but was born in Victoria so considered myself Victorian so i drink Vic beer if that makes sense.

Had my 1st go with Autocad today......yuk. Hmmm 4 yrs at uni doing a mech eng degree and still no idea about how to use cad..could be a problem.

oh well there is always beer i guess!
 
yep it does make sense .

yes there is always beer.

afraid i dont drink too much.
 
Just went and saw Ice Age at the movies, very funny movie. Half the humor is wasted on kids much like Shrek. Love that movie to absolute riot must have seen it 8 times by now.
 
I must say that i thoroughly enjoyed Shrek, saw it christmas time and want my own copy.

Some of them should be classified more as a family movie rather than just childrens.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top