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Blue Dolphin
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yes
Thank you Azure sweetheart
*wondering*
Should I turn the other cheek,lol
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Thank you Azure sweetheart
*wondering*
Should I turn the other cheek,lol
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Blue Dolphin
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Hey maree
hugs and kisses love
So sorry to hear you are unwell love.
hope soon up and runnin again
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hugs and kisses love
So sorry to hear you are unwell love.
hope soon up and runnin again
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Blue Dolphin
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he he
And I am very partial to ALL of you love
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And I am very partial to ALL of you love
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AzureSky
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I'm always up for a break...you know you would laugh if you could see me..I'm sitting here with huge industrail ear muffs on....and the small site shack is vibrating from the heavy equipment today...I have a lovelt skirt and blouse and nylons on and then big grubby boots cause the site is a tad muddy...doesn't that paint a wonderful picture...quick call the fashion police...LOL
Ladybird
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Good morning from wet Western Australia.
How are you Azure, Henry, softey and Pleasureu?
No need to ask about you pigl3t, I read that you're still not feeling well. I'm sorry hon, I know what it's like when you have a sore throat. There's no getting away from it.
In QD's absence, I've a joke here you might enjoy.
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My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,"Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No, "he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse.
Sooooo.... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled....
"SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did
How are you Azure, Henry, softey and Pleasureu?
No need to ask about you pigl3t, I read that you're still not feeling well. I'm sorry hon, I know what it's like when you have a sore throat. There's no getting away from it.
In QD's absence, I've a joke here you might enjoy.
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My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,"Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No, "he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse.
Sooooo.... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled....
"SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did
cherrylips_au
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Hi everyone hope everyones feeling well..... piglet I hope your feeling a little better at least.
Love that joke Ladybird
Love that joke Ladybird
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