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maybe for the best hey..then no more trouble with them


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I'm kinda partial to both your cheeks :p
 
hmm it is very quiet today.

hope QD has a safe and happy trip.
 
Azure no need to apologise you are working and me isnt :(

handing over a nice hot cup of coffee with a :rose:
 
I'm always up for a break...you know you would laugh if you could see me..I'm sitting here with huge industrail ear muffs on....and the small site shack is vibrating from the heavy equipment today...I have a lovelt skirt and blouse and nylons on and then big grubby boots cause the site is a tad muddy...doesn't that paint a wonderful picture...quick call the fashion police...LOL
 
hmm i wouldnt laugh i think you are dressed very appropriately for yr work environment.

black skirt, white blouse and black nylons on Azure ?
 
mmm very nice outfit Azure ;) :p

me is feeling kinda naughty today.

heres a question for all?

would you have sex with one of yr parents around or in - laws around?

i cant - doesnt feel right for me.
 
I had a b/f once...went to his parents for dinner....I gave him a hand job at the dinner table and then later oral in the living room after his parents left the room...does that count...lol
 
lol yes it does count.

its just me i suppose - get stage fright with too many around.
 
nah...thats ok...i don't know what came over me (no pun intended) that night...just had the urge to make him cum at the dinner table...LOL
 
Azure i would say most times its just animal urges kicking in.

I have often thought about doing it - but a little too chicken to do so with my partner's father around.

he lives with us unfortunately.
 
I think most of the time people like their privacy...just sometimes like you said the urge hits
 
AzureSky said:
I think most of the time people like their privacy...just sometimes like you said the urge hits

totally true on both Azure.

handing over another hot cup of coffee.
 
you are always welcome Azure

hmm dont you have the Sydney Royal Show approaching soon - maybe a good time to fulfil yr fantasy.;) :p
 
Good morning from wet Western Australia.

How are you Azure, Henry, softey and Pleasureu?

No need to ask about you pigl3t, I read that you're still not feeling well. I'm sorry hon, I know what it's like when you have a sore throat. There's no getting away from it.

In QD's absence, I've a joke here you might enjoy.

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My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.

It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me."

Then I said,"Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"

"No, "he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse.

Sooooo.... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled....

"SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!!"

While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did
 
Hi everyone hope everyones feeling well..... piglet I hope your feeling a little better at least.
Love that joke Ladybird :)
 
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