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[QuickDuck]

Azure.. you might enjoy this.. a girlfriend has just emailed it to me.

Dear Lord


Before I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a man who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who's willy is thick and long

One who thinks before he speaks

And when promises to call, won't wait weeks

I pray that he is gainfully employed

And when I spend his cash won't be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door

Massages my back and begs to do more

Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind

And knows just what to say when asked
"HOW BIG'S MY BEHIND?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen

I pray that this man will love me no end

And never attempt to shag my best friend

And as I kneel and pray by my bed

I look at this Wanker you sent me instead!!



Amen

*pout* what ya trying to say LB?

 

[QuickDuck]

LMAO
LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

however my business partner saw it too and raised his eyes and said you women are MEAN....lol

and he's right too.

 

[AzureSky]

and he's right too.

OH SURE DUCKIE

you and he are buddies hey...still haven't forgotten your little chat with him....~giving my partner the laser beam stares~....LOL

 

[QuickDuck]

OH SURE DUCKIE

you and he are buddies hey...still haven't forgotten your little chat with him....~giving my partner the laser beam stares~....LOL

Oh god... tell him i am so sorry for getting him into trouble.

the funny thing is that you didn;t yell at me.... much.... so i got off easy!

 

[AzureSky]

Oh god... tell him i am so sorry for getting him into trouble.

the funny thing is that you didn;t yell at me.... much.... so i got off easy!

I didn't yell at you at all....he just was telling tales out of school..very bad boy so he got it both barrels...LOL

 

[Ladybird]

LMAO
LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

however my business partner saw it too and raised his eyes and said you women are MEAN....lol

Hey... you and I don't even have a wanker.. how sad is that!!

 

[AzureSky]

LOL@Ladybird

that is because we are holding out for the prayer... ..LOL

 

[QuickDuck]

I didn't yell at you at all....he just was telling tales out of school..very bad boy so he got it both barrels...LOL

thats what i meant by getting off easy.

still feel bad about getting him into trouble though

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm so since you girls are ganging up on me an i have no other males in defense, do i need to point back to the picture i posted yesterday? *raises eyebrows*

hmmm on second thoughts... maybe not the best choice

 

[AzureSky]

Ladybird and AzureSky..LOL





http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/perfectman.gif

 

[AzureSky]

sorry duckie and guys....we know you are all the perfect men..

 

[Henry]

hmm have i walked into world war 6 lol.

oh dear i think i will leave to then

handing QD a coke .

LB a *big hug* and *kiss*

Azure a cup of coffee whilst you are working.

My apologies it was a crossposting Azure.

 

[QuickDuck]

Ladybird and AzureSky..LOL





http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/perfectman.gif

*sigh* i knew i was starting to feel like chopped liver for a reason

 

[QuickDuck]

hmm have i walked into world war 6 lol.

oh dear i think i will leave to then

handing QD a coke .

LB a *big hug* and *kiss*

Azure a cup of coffee whilst you are working.

My apologies it was a crossposting Azure.

Oh fine Henry...take their side

 

[AzureSky]

awwww..duckie..come here let me pluck you

 

[QuickDuck]

awwww..duckie..come here let me pluck you

oh promises promises

 

[AzureSky]

didn't hear you complain on Friday night dear...

 

[QuickDuck]

well ladies and germs, it is time for me to bid au revoir until later tonight wheni get home.

*waves and huggles to all*

for the beautiful desert rose.

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[QuickDuck]

didn't hear you complain on Friday night dear...

Oh i heard lots of things from you, none of which sounded like complaints either

 

[AzureSky]

oh I know I almost cried when my dog disgraced herself...LOL...~soft poke in duckies ribs~

 

[Ladybird]

Azure.. I love your cartoon... and how right it feels too!!
I shouldn't be laughing.. but crying.. lol

Henry... I want more baby!! gimme.. gimme.. gimme...

Seeya later tonight Duckie..

 

[Henry]

bye for now QD and safe travels.

mmm LB come over here then and sit on my lap

you can have all you need then.

 

[AzureSky]

Nah we don't need to cry about it Ladybird..Look at all these gorgeous men we have in our lives

Well I have one more meeting and I'm off home for the night

Shall catch all you lovely peoples later
Maybe Duckie and I will get our 1000 tonight


Cheers all

 

[Henry]

bye for now Azure chat later tonite.

i believe you and QD can both reach 1000 tonite.

 

[Ladybird]

bye for now QD and safe travels.

mmm LB come over here then and sit on my lap

you can have all you need then.

*Sitting on Henry's lap.. my arms around his neck*

ok babe, where are those kisses and hugs?