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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the Wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The
wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties
it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The
woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet
again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it around her husband's
testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The man wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As
he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back
into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we
were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place.
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The
wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties
it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The
woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet
again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it around her husband's
testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The man wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As
he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back
into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we
were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place.
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hi greg also from sydney
Ladybird
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Hello Aussies!!
I'm a bit late getting here today... but I've just finished my knitting.. what do you think?
http://www.francoiseswool.bc.ca/images/sweat_ind.jpg
I'm thinking of entering it in the Royal Show. I can't decide what to do next... cake decorating or Flower Arranging. It's wonderful being and Australian woman... isn't it!!
Yeah yeah.. I know, I'm sarcastic.. but I don't care.. it feels good!!
Seriously... how is everyone? I've had a long long sleep.. and I'm ready for trouble. I just don't know where he is though!!
Heaven help him if I find him
We could crochet together.. in my bed... naked of course..with the lights on... well, candle light anyway... and an oil burner naturally.. soft music helps.. yeah.. we could crochet all night 
I'm a bit late getting here today... but I've just finished my knitting.. what do you think?
http://www.francoiseswool.bc.ca/images/sweat_ind.jpg
I'm thinking of entering it in the Royal Show. I can't decide what to do next... cake decorating or Flower Arranging. It's wonderful being and Australian woman... isn't it!!
Yeah yeah.. I know, I'm sarcastic.. but I don't care.. it feels good!!
Seriously... how is everyone? I've had a long long sleep.. and I'm ready for trouble. I just don't know where he is though!!
Heaven help him if I find him
We could crochet together.. in my bed... naked of course..with the lights on... well, candle light anyway... and an oil burner naturally.. soft music helps.. yeah.. we could crochet all night
Ladybird
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Big warm welcome hugs to our two newest aussies..
Ozzie.d and bigtool4you (love that nic!)
It's great that you found us. On a large site like this, it's nice to find a small piece of Australia. You can joke and laugh here and be understood!
bigtool... how about a little more information about yourself hon.. age.. marital status etc... The 'boss' here Dragonette keeps a list so we can all wish each other happy birthday etc..
And if you ever want a beer.. wander over to Literotica Bar..(another thread here)
Ozzie.d and bigtool4you (love that nic!)
It's great that you found us. On a large site like this, it's nice to find a small piece of Australia. You can joke and laugh here and be understood!
bigtool... how about a little more information about yourself hon.. age.. marital status etc... The 'boss' here Dragonette keeps a list so we can all wish each other happy birthday etc..
And if you ever want a beer.. wander over to Literotica Bar..(another thread here)
Ozzie Buzz
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HIYA ALL
ah relaxation time - after a looooooooonnnnnnggggggggggg week at work you people certainly plough thru the pages ...like lookout... p1000
to all the newbodies hiya ...whistles blowing..all aboard..
and dont the av's change ..me thinks a ladybird should always be dressed in red or black or is that undressed....and TROUBLE is here..
azure well the azure sky should always show its marks..mmmmm...and lovely that they are
shazza is serene but jeese i love that rehead
voygirl.....doh...knocking on shoulder to be next
'enry ..da wiz
P....welll the ladies will like...
QD ... a ducks a duck...lol
ah relaxation time - after a looooooooonnnnnnggggggggggg week at work you people certainly plough thru the pages ...like lookout... p1000
to all the newbodies hiya ...whistles blowing..all aboard..
and dont the av's change ..me thinks a ladybird should always be dressed in red or black or is that undressed....and TROUBLE is here..
azure well the azure sky should always show its marks..mmmmm...and lovely that they are
shazza is serene but jeese i love that rehead
voygirl.....doh...knocking on shoulder to be next
'enry ..da wiz
P....welll the ladies will like...
QD ... a ducks a duck...lol
Ozzie Buzz
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hiya 'enry ....ms azure
so was the go with knitting..flower arranging ...thought i was in wrong thread...lol
Ozzie Buzz
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my darling azure i luv a lady that 'sighs'...purrs...moans...groans...and at the right times even begs...
do u only like 1 socked men?...
do u only like 1 socked men?...
Ozzie Buzz
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yes we know azure ..was just playing on ur words
gotta love those legs and sock...~sigh
the real Q is how long do you like socks being worn for?
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