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[Henry]

LB sweety ty *blushing*

im good thank you.

ooh is that a promise on being a nuisance.

 

[QuickDuck]

In true aussie style, the jokes are out already.... well this one i heard today...

Q: What does Anthony Stevens wife and Ansett have in common?

A: Both were fucked by a flying kangaroo


*hides after the terrible joke*

 

[AzureSky]

Action's what I'm looking for
Action's what I like
You know what my name is
I'm the mistress of the night
Sometimes I dress in black
Sometimes I dress in white
Sometimes I dress so wicked
I give myself a fright
No stranger to your fantasy
Lashings of a recipe
I'm whipping something up
That's just for you oh yeah
Lay your body lay your body



OOPS...hi ya Ladybird...I finished one lot...I am pretty damn good I tell you....LOL

 

[QuickDuck]

*wipes up the drool and waves to Azure*

 

[cherrylips_au]

Lb your never a nuisance ....lol.
Also did you realise that my lips are a near prefect match for your top.
Azure your curtains will be done in no time but if you get stuck give me a yell that what I did before being a mum

 

[QuickDuck]

I need a respirator cause I'm running out of breath
You're an all night generator wrapped is stockings and a dress
When you find your medicine you take what you can get
Cause if there's something better baby well thay haven't found it yet

 

[Ladybird]

She's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

How would you like this to happen to you guys??

http://www.jokes2000.com/pics/toons/9166b.gif

 

[Draconianau]

Draconian... imagine me in flannelette pajamas!! You'll be able to leave your desk whenever you want honey.
[/QUOTE]

LB why did you say that now im stuck under my desk.
Even in flannies LB a beautifull lady such as your self is a wounder to behold

Draconian
PS Can I have a bit on buns oops I mean cake

 

[QuickDuck]

She's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

How would you like this to happen to you guys??

http://www.jokes2000.com/pics/toons/9166b.gif

*hums The Crying Game theme song*

 

[Henry]

I am going offline for awhile .

All take care and enjoy yrself .

I will be back in a few hrs.

RW calls me.

 

[QuickDuck]

I am going offline for awhile .

All take care and enjoy yrself .

I will be back in a few hrs.

RW calls me.

Cya round like a rissole

 

[JennyOmanHill]

*hums The Crying Game theme song*

http://www.dqfad.com/images/davidson0.jpg

Well, QD... now that you put that song in my head:

I know all there is to know about the crying game.
I've had my share of the crying game.
First there are kisses, then there are sighs;
And then, before you know where you are,
You're sayin' goodbye.
Someday soon i'm gonna tell the moon
About the crying game.
And if he knows, maybe he'll explain
Why there are heartaches, why there are tears,
And what to do to stop feeling blue
When love disappears.
I know all there is to know about the crying game.
I've had my share of the crying game.
First there are kisses, then there are sighs;
And then, before you know where you are,
You're sayin' goodbye.

Don't want no more of the crying game,
Don't want no more of the crying game,
Don't want no more of the crying game,
Don't want no more of the crying game.

 

[Ladybird]

Bye... seeya Henry... hurry back!!


http://www.recrecreno.com/images/Waving.gif

 

[QuickDuck]

*chuckle* jen, that was the intention

I am rather annoyed right now though, since i thought i had the mp3 of it on my puter here at work..... no luck it seems.

*sigh* oh well, i will have content myself with the humming.

 

[Ladybird]

LB why did you say that now im stuck under my desk.
Even in flannies LB a beautifull lady such as your self is a wounder to behold
Draconian
PS Can I have a bit on buns oops I mean cake

Oh baby... you keep saying such nice things to me.. and you can have whatever you want!!

 

[omahaman2]

I KNOW WE ALL THINK LADYBIRD IS OUT OFTHIS WORLD BUThttp://www.geocities.co.jp/Technopolis/5040/ladybird.jpg

 

[Ladybird]

Sorry.. but I just couldn't resist this one!!


http://www.jokes2000.com/pics/toons/8235.jpg

 

[Ladybird]

YAY OMAN!! Very clever!!

Where on earth did you find that my friend??

You're the best!!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

*chuckle* jen, that was the intention

I am rather annoyed right now though, since i thought i had the mp3 of it on my puter here at work..... no luck it seems.

*sigh* oh well, i will have content myself with the humming.

At least you have the words now!

Hugs LB... yes, Oman finds the "dangest" things!

 

[AzureSky]

Thanks Cherrylips I might take you up on that when I start the austrian blinds...I'm a pretty good at sewing but the blinds are a never done before thing for me...lol

gee one day I will learn to type

 

[omahaman2]

SO I FIND THE DANGEST THINGS? WELL,ITS JUST THAT INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO THE CRYING GAME MUSIC, I THINK WE SHOULD BE LISTENING TO THIS http://saxshed.com/LadyBirdTurnaround.gif

 

[QuickDuck]

*leaps into Azure's lap* my turn now

 

[AzureSky]

~muffled sounds coming from under duck~..my dearest duckie I did explain to you the height difference me thinks it is better if I'm ontop..I mean on your lap

 

[QuickDuck]

damn... i knew i was doing something wrong

well all, its my home time.... time to go home and get frustrated with my mother trying to help me pack.

she means well, and i do appreciate the help..... but kind of wish she wouldn't *lol*

/wave

cya all tonight

 

[omahaman2]

Bye... seeya Henry... hurry back!!


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