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QuickDuck
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Re: Novocastrians
Hmmm, i believe OzSteamer is the best to answer that question. (especially since Cherrylips_au is on holidays)
/wave
Hi Skye and welcome to our little home.
This is the "warm fuzzy" thread and we definately don't bite..... much
sweetskye said:
Hmmm, i believe OzSteamer is the best to answer that question. (especially since Cherrylips_au is on holidays)
/wave
Hi Skye and welcome to our little home.
This is the "warm fuzzy" thread and we definately don't bite..... much
QuickDuck
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Buns of steel
Ok girls, i see that last night, in the absence of my new AV, you went and posted pictures of naked men all over the thread.
Well just to settle you all down again and to get your mind back onto things, i thought i would post a nice relaxing picture for you all.
It is the picture of what i would like to call a "pool drink holder" because from what i can see, your glass would balance upon it perfectly.
I am sure every home should have one.
/wave
QuickDuck
Ok girls, i see that last night, in the absence of my new AV, you went and posted pictures of naked men all over the thread.
Well just to settle you all down again and to get your mind back onto things, i thought i would post a nice relaxing picture for you all.
It is the picture of what i would like to call a "pool drink holder" because from what i can see, your glass would balance upon it perfectly.
I am sure every home should have one.
/wave
QuickDuck
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OzSteamer
Wetsuit fetish & single
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Re: US Novocastrians
Hi sweetskye
What are the best places in Newie?
OK, what are you interested in doing? I'm a kind of quiet guy m'self, so you'll have to wait until Cherrylips_au gets home to answer any questions of "best nightspots", but I can (mebbe) answer your other questions...BTW - I should warn you: I'm interested in chicks in wetsuits, so ALL MY ANSWERS ARE GUNNA BE BIASED!
Just moved here and I am at a loss as to what to do!
Gee, that's no good!
Coffee shops, resterants, pubs, clubs, beaches, there is just so much to do!!!!!
Well: stickbeek.com has the best of anything on the web, I'd lead to beleive, have a look:
www.stickybeek.com.au
I wouldn't mind posting some of my pics there...mostly of surfie chicks, but, still!
LOL, do trivia nights interest you? I'm quite good at '[em, though i dun go out much, due to the expense.
Hi sweetskye
What are the best places in Newie?
OK, what are you interested in doing? I'm a kind of quiet guy m'self, so you'll have to wait until Cherrylips_au gets home to answer any questions of "best nightspots", but I can (mebbe) answer your other questions...BTW - I should warn you: I'm interested in chicks in wetsuits, so ALL MY ANSWERS ARE GUNNA BE BIASED!
Just moved here and I am at a loss as to what to do!
Gee, that's no good!
Coffee shops, resterants, pubs, clubs, beaches, there is just so much to do!!!!!
Well: stickbeek.com has the best of anything on the web, I'd lead to beleive, have a look:
www.stickybeek.com.au
I wouldn't mind posting some of my pics there...mostly of surfie chicks, but, still!
LOL, do trivia nights interest you? I'm quite good at '[em, though i dun go out much, due to the expense.
OzSteamer
Wetsuit fetish & single
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Some jokes........
Here'some jokes...:
Are You A Flamer?
Since no one admits to being a flamer, and it's always the other guy, this quiz will help you determine if you are, in fact, the other guy.
1. You read a message that contains information you believe to be
erroneous. You:
a) sigh and go on.
b) reply with a query that elicits more information.
c) draft an angry response in your mind.
d) post that angry response NOW.
2. Have you ever posted a message with any of the following phrases: "You (descriptive adjective or pejorative noun)" or "You obviously don't understand/know/appreciate ..."?
a) Never.
b) Sometimes.
c) Often.
d) It's in my signature file.
3. Your postings ...
a) what postings? I'm a lurker.
b) ask what I need to know.
c) answer questions when I'm sure of the answer.
d) restate the replies of others, only better.
4. Within the group or forum that you most often frequent, you are:
a) less knowledgeable than most.
b) about average.
c) more knowledgeable, but I don't flaunt it.
d) without me, the group would fall into an abyss of ignorance.
5. Everyone else in the group is:
a) encyclopedic and intimidating.
b) just folks.
c) in need of guidance.
d) functionally incapable of understanding my simple,
well-articulated points.
6. Replies to your postings most often take the form of:
a) sneering silence.
b) reasonable discourse.
c) multiple, angry diatribes.
d) death threats.
7. When first entering a new group, you:
a) read all the threads in awe.
b) read everything but hang back.
c) engage in discourse where I feel comfortable.
d) respond to as many messages as possible, so people know I've arrived.
I guess I can plead "guilty" to this one - Oz)
8. Online, you most enjoy:
a) reading others' conversations.
b) give and take.
c) getting a rise out of people.
d) really making the fur fly.
9. The most important thing in an online group is:
a) consensus.
b) keeping threads on-topic and relevant.
c) introducing new ideas and asides.
d) hawking my product or service to a new, ripe audience.
Score yourself one point for every "a," two for every "b," three for
each "c" and four for each "d."
9-15 points: You're holding back.
16-22 points: You're a team player, if a bit on the quiet side.
23-29 points: You probably get on people's nerves occasionally.
30+ points: Burn your keyboard before you inflict yourself on
anyone else.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES
"My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as
soon as we're finished."
"Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
phone right now, because we're doing something we really
enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down. I like doing it left
to right, real slowly. So leave us a message. When we're
done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you."
"A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is
why we're not here. So leave a message at the beep."
"Hi. This is John. If you're the phone company, I already
sent the money. If you're my parents, please send money.
If you're my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me
enough money. If you're my friends, you owe me money. If
you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money."
A narrator's voice)
"There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the
telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable
maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it,
his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it
in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell
hath sounded. Thou must leaveth a message."
"Hi. Now you say something."
"Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep."
"Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"
(From my Japanese friend in Toronto)
"He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon.
If you leave SEXY message, I call sooner!"
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your
message to myself with one of these magnets."
"Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine
just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking
her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave
your message, just hold it up to the phone."
"Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of
receiving messages. My owners do not need siding,
windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They
give to charity through the office and don't need their
picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and
number and they will get back to you."
"This is not an answering machine...this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your
name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can
reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."
"Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
like. Leave me a message. If I don't call back, it's you."
"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I
call you back."
"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning
our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave
us a message."
"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You
feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your
willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you
hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave
your name, number, and a message."
"You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.
Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and
stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will
be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally
thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no
charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of
professional extortionists will contact you in the near
future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to
arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak
clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you."
"Please leave a message. However, you have the right to
remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and
will be used by us for profit."
Here'some jokes...:
Are You A Flamer?
Since no one admits to being a flamer, and it's always the other guy, this quiz will help you determine if you are, in fact, the other guy.
1. You read a message that contains information you believe to be
erroneous. You:
a) sigh and go on.
b) reply with a query that elicits more information.
c) draft an angry response in your mind.
d) post that angry response NOW.
2. Have you ever posted a message with any of the following phrases: "You (descriptive adjective or pejorative noun)" or "You obviously don't understand/know/appreciate ..."?
a) Never.
b) Sometimes.
c) Often.
d) It's in my signature file.
3. Your postings ...
a) what postings? I'm a lurker.
b) ask what I need to know.
c) answer questions when I'm sure of the answer.
d) restate the replies of others, only better.
4. Within the group or forum that you most often frequent, you are:
a) less knowledgeable than most.
b) about average.
c) more knowledgeable, but I don't flaunt it.
d) without me, the group would fall into an abyss of ignorance.
5. Everyone else in the group is:
a) encyclopedic and intimidating.
b) just folks.
c) in need of guidance.
d) functionally incapable of understanding my simple,
well-articulated points.
6. Replies to your postings most often take the form of:
a) sneering silence.
b) reasonable discourse.
c) multiple, angry diatribes.
d) death threats.
7. When first entering a new group, you:
a) read all the threads in awe.
b) read everything but hang back.
c) engage in discourse where I feel comfortable.
d) respond to as many messages as possible, so people know I've arrived.
I guess I can plead "guilty" to this one - Oz)
8. Online, you most enjoy:
a) reading others' conversations.
b) give and take.
c) getting a rise out of people.
d) really making the fur fly.
9. The most important thing in an online group is:
a) consensus.
b) keeping threads on-topic and relevant.
c) introducing new ideas and asides.
d) hawking my product or service to a new, ripe audience.
Score yourself one point for every "a," two for every "b," three for
each "c" and four for each "d."
9-15 points: You're holding back.
16-22 points: You're a team player, if a bit on the quiet side.
23-29 points: You probably get on people's nerves occasionally.
30+ points: Burn your keyboard before you inflict yourself on
anyone else.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES
"My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as
soon as we're finished."
"Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
phone right now, because we're doing something we really
enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down. I like doing it left
to right, real slowly. So leave us a message. When we're
done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you."
"A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is
why we're not here. So leave a message at the beep."
"Hi. This is John. If you're the phone company, I already
sent the money. If you're my parents, please send money.
If you're my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me
enough money. If you're my friends, you owe me money. If
you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money."
A narrator's voice)
"There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the
telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable
maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it,
his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it
in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell
hath sounded. Thou must leaveth a message."
"Hi. Now you say something."
"Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep."
"Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"
(From my Japanese friend in Toronto)
"He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon.
If you leave SEXY message, I call sooner!"
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your
message to myself with one of these magnets."
"Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine
just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking
her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave
your message, just hold it up to the phone."
"Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of
receiving messages. My owners do not need siding,
windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They
give to charity through the office and don't need their
picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and
number and they will get back to you."
"This is not an answering machine...this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your
name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can
reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."
"Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
like. Leave me a message. If I don't call back, it's you."
"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I
call you back."
"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning
our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave
us a message."
"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You
feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your
willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you
hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave
your name, number, and a message."
"You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.
Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and
stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will
be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally
thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no
charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of
professional extortionists will contact you in the near
future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to
arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak
clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you."
"Please leave a message. However, you have the right to
remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and
will be used by us for profit."
OzSteamer
Wetsuit fetish & single
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2002
- Posts
- 1,924
Gotta go, back Thusday....
Gotta go to class...back on Thusday, local time...see you then.
If you need me, I can be contacted at:
OzSteamer@yahoo.com
Bye for now.
Gotta go to class...back on Thusday, local time...see you then.
If you need me, I can be contacted at:
OzSteamer@yahoo.com
Bye for now.
AzureSky
Imp
- Joined
- Jan 28, 2002
- Posts
- 2,540
Re: Hi Azure...
I'm great gorgeous, How about you?
And I am wearing a wetsuit..see....~doing a spin for you~
By the way is a "hot" salad a oxymoron or a new recipie....LOL
OzSteamer said:Hi AzureSky
changing AV again,....lol
~Pinch on OzSteamers bum~
You're only allowed to do that if you're wearing a WETSUIT! LOL, how are you? You sound v.busy!
I'm great gorgeous, How about you?
And I am wearing a wetsuit..see....~doing a spin for you~
By the way is a "hot" salad a oxymoron or a new recipie....LOL
Ladybird
Tart with a heart
- Joined
- Sep 6, 2001
- Posts
- 29,801
A quick hello everyone..
A big warm welcome to SweetSky... it's always good to see another Aussie here .....
Well, I'm off to see a travel agent now... hopefully I'll be able to meet you all very soon.
This bird is in dire need of a holiday.
A big warm welcome to SweetSky... it's always good to see another Aussie here .....
Well, I'm off to see a travel agent now... hopefully I'll be able to meet you all very soon.
This bird is in dire need of a holiday.
Blue Dolphin
Back home again
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2001
- Posts
- 20,658
good mornin
mornin Azure,
hugs and kisses love.
Guess lB is gone now.
Have a good day y`all
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
bye 4 now, later
mornin Azure,
hugs and kisses love.
Guess lB is gone now.
Have a good day y`all
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
bye 4 now, later
Ozzie Buzz
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2001
- Posts
- 396
like wow wipeout
wow im away for 1 day and look what happens
1000 pages later..... hands up all the addicts
and i had to put on my sunglasses for all the acres of flesh..omg
QD
well fuck a duck ...i never will too many feathers
Azure
beauty is the the eye of the beholder.. and my eyes are seeing wonderous beauty ...encore...encore ... and where do you get that tan....
Ozsteamer
wetsuits are out... more flesh please
P
you are and always will be the doyen of prose
M'lady
I will never grow tired of seeing such a wonderous breast...
I might grow another way thou...
i think the race has started will anybody go the whole way...
and I wonder how many times she's made.........
wow im away for 1 day and look what happens
1000 pages later..... hands up all the addicts
and i had to put on my sunglasses for all the acres of flesh..omg
QD
well fuck a duck ...i never will too many feathers
Azure
beauty is the the eye of the beholder.. and my eyes are seeing wonderous beauty ...encore...encore ... and where do you get that tan....
Ozsteamer
wetsuits are out... more flesh please
P
you are and always will be the doyen of prose
M'lady
I will never grow tired of seeing such a wonderous breast...
I might grow another way thou...
i think the race has started will anybody go the whole way...
and I wonder how many times she's made.........
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