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Not really a pick up line, but still darn good....

*looking at Azure* "I would rather have had one breath of your hair, one kiss from your mouth, one touch of your hand, than an eternity without it"
 
GOOD MORNING... THIS BIRD IS AWAKE!

http://ladybugcrossing.com/cards/redbugcard.gif

.. and what a lovely way to wake.. Softey caressing me while P recites the most erotic piece of poetry I know..

You are a tease P.. you know exactly what the poem does to me!!

QuickDuck.. love the av honey.. and you know I'm going to say it...

LOSE THE DUCK!

.. it's covering all the fun stuff!!

Hiya AzureSky.. I see your av is still attracting attention, as well it should. It's very very provocative.

ok... I'll go for a wander around some of the other threads, see how the outside world is coping.. seeya soon!!
 
purdy darn good thankye LB :)

how's about yourself?

Telstra came back up at about 8am this morning and i was late to work because i was catching up on posts *lol*

ok so i am addicted to Lit :)

Oh also, i decided to add to the mother-in-law thread, but refuse to be drawn into the argument.

in my last post, i just pointed to my sig and smiled, which is kind of wrong since i am sure it is a 13 year old, rather than 16
 
Well I am purdy darn good too thanks :D

I have trouble believing that ADSL is so expensive when the bugs haven't been worked out of the system yet !! For what you're paying it should be running without hitch 24/7.

I saw you post on the mother-in-law thread, and was suckered in ... once again..

That woman.. if she is for real.. just infuriates me. Mind you though, all selfish people do.

AzureSky.. are you home yet hon?
 
the old mother in law

hehe LB, he just proved that he is an immature school kid :)

ahhh gotta love stupid people *lol*
 
Ah well.. fingers crossed for you AzureSky.. I know how much you want to go home.

I read your post to MIL QuickDuck, I thought you phrased it very well..

I also added one... he/she/it wants to be friends with me! What a joke..

... adds weight to your theory that MIL is actually a young male..
 
*grin* and I have so many great put downs i could use, but i am determined not to bite on any more of his comments.

You know, there are times when my sig fits in just perfectly :p
 
nah i have given up.

i re-read my sig and hit myself over the head with it.

i still have to wonder what september 11 had to do with it though :) that was funny *lol*
 
heck, have you lot been busy, or what!?!?

Hi cherrylips_au

Ozsteamer I'll be on the lookout for some wetsuit wearing people for you but I think its the wrong time of year unless they are diving.

LOL, well, if I put in a special request, do I get lucky, LOL?

Quite right, BTW: most chicky babes in wetsuits are either soooo early in the morning (when I'm surfing the net) or won't be there until winter.


Just having a look around, and I see everyone's been VERY busy!
Heck, it was page 130 when I last posted, and now it's page, um, 145? 146?

Gosh, 15 pages in only a few days!
 
LOL, try a WETSUIT!

Hi AzureSky

[Bgrooooan...the way black leather hugs a mans butt,crotch,thighs[/B]

LOL, so does a WETSUIT!:devil: :devil:
 
Re: Story postings...

Hi again Dragonette

Now, I am still way behind in this thread, still battling to catch up!

As am I! Thanks, BTW, for the following, but they sent me an email telling my SECOND and THIRD stories are being rejected...LOL, "literotica"? Nope "Lit TAMENESS" might be better!


Oz steamy one:

My last story has NOT been accepted yet, due to it "not being original work". I tried to contact some of the "volunteer editors", but have gottten exactly zippo in response.

Haven't seen that un accepted wording so far!


Yeah, I thought that, too...oh, well.

I tried many volunteers, the ones that did reply were either so terribly grammitacally correct, it was to painful, or the others were worse than me!

Cor, we'll just haveta proofread each OTHER!

All I really wanted was a proofreading and suggestion, we all get tend to put in a he instead of she etc.

This may be due to the persons not wishing to be offensive, thus becoming INCREDIBLY offensive. I try to be honest, but in a dipolmatic way, if possible.

Oh, well, thanks for 'pleading' on my behalf!
 
Re: Trains! And Update from Oz...

Hi Dragonette

It's ok, my brain is slowly catching up, or puffed passed me!

A friend of mine has a saying: "When God said 'brains' I thought he said 'trains', so I asked for a small, slow one..."

Doh dumble dore here, Oz, steaming ahead, you are past your 100!

LOL, yep!

Wheres the avi?
What a dragon helping hand to guide you?
Just roar, I might hear!


(a steam) Whistle might be more appropriate? Toot toot!

Well, what's ahappened to Oz since page 130?

Simple:

My computer (@ home) has gone to the great Memory DIMM in the sky (or at least partition 1 of the HD has), thus I have spent most of the weekend trying to fix it.

Then comes Monday, and - after taking Mum shopping (which I do twice a week) - I 9tried) to drive off to get some copper scrap for melting and making into copper sundials. No deal: the Ute died (massive coolant leak, right in the middle of the biggest interestion in nthn Lake Macquarie - Crossroads - ) So I drove home (luckily I had some spare water, and was able to re-fill the radiator 3 times before getting home.

It turns out it was the littlest hose that died. And sprayed coolant ALL OVER THE ENGINE, LOL, everywhere! I could not beleive some of the places the coolant got to...:( :eek:

Now, this hose is a Holden Genuine Part (read: hugely expensive) so I was able - this arvo - to get a replacement. Not a genuine part, so it was only $6.

Not $40.

Mind you getting the rotten thing out was like extracting teeth...

Then, I noticed the gras was kinda getting a little high, so I decided to (while dirty, anyhow, from removing the coolant hose) to mow the lawn...and discovered the plate to which the mower blades are attached is cracked and needs URGENT replacement.

Plus the two front wheels are falling off...the shafts have come loose from the housing, and they'll need to be wleded back on...arrgghhh!!!

Anyway, then my crummy Employment Provider rang me up (I'm unemployed), wanting me to go to a job interview THIS ARVO (Oh, yeah...how? I dun have an operable car!) so I was VERY polite and kept my temper. Really, I did.

Well, that brings everone up to speed on me....LOL, if you want a sundial YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT!
 
All the new AV's

Hot damn we have the very breast ladies of LIT right here:eek:
OOPS that should have read VERY BEST OF LADIES!!!!
AZURE.....All I can say is WOW:D Still haven't spotted any scars hehehe a loverly AV can't wait to see the next one and wish I had a camera to prove how much you ladies impress me.
LADYBIRD...Anymore new buys you could model for us??? :devil: :kiss:
QD.....Keep your influence on these wonderful ladies up.
 
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