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[Ozzie Buzz]

m'lady


you go girl
and why have got the kangaroo and emu on our shield because they are the only two animals that can't take a backward step

check your incomings i've done it

 

[Ladybird]

Re: m'lady

check your incomings i've done it

I know... hunk!

 

[Maree]

*wave at everyone*

I is still alive, just home from work, about to drop dead. Least I convinced them to hire a casual to type for me the next 3 nights when I do a hardware audit. Then they are tossing up flying me to brisbane, perth, adelaide, melbourne etc *JOY* to do the other states.

I hope you are all well, I start uni on Monday, so I'll seeyas when I see you....

*hugs to all*

 

[Ladybird]

YES! YES! YES!

Wow Maree.. come to Perth girl.. boy I'd like to meet you! When you weren't bone tired, we might even have a little fun!

Whooohooo!!

Honey you do have a lot on though. Now Uni as well. Just be kind to Maree ok..

 

[Ladybird]

A goodnight to my special man..

http://www.iflowers.com/images/kisssm.jpg

 

[Blue Dolphin]

goodnight

if anyone is around that is
sleep well

 

[softey]

Oh No

Don't anyone dare to mess with AU, sure don't want it in this part of the world
redblooded that.sure was funny

LB I don't think I could hold such a tiny baby, would be afraid I would hurt such a small package.

Smiles ,I saw more smile there in one day than here in a month.
guess because you do have your own world, please don't change anything, vegemite , no, not even that.

 

[QuickDuck]

Just a small bit of trivia from the coat of arms....

We are the only country to eat both of its national animamls, the kangaroo and emu.

Just for a bit of a laugh, try suggesting to an American that they eat an eagle and see the look of horror on their face

Not only that, but is the English national Animal is a lion.... where the hell do you find them in England?

Or were they just out of season when i was there

/wave Good Morning all
QuickDuck

 

[Guest]

Eagle

Well I have never eaten eagle, not many around, but if it was baked and tasted like turkey or chic, hay why not. As far as emu and Kang. both are really good, maybe I'm a little crazy, or a lot, but if it taste good and doesn't make you sick I'll eat anything and you can take that anyway you want to.hehehe

 

[QuickDuck]

LOL fair enough too.

It was only an example of how weird we can be... not really an offer for roast eagle.

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[AzureSky]

Morning everyone

How is everyone today?

If that offer from yesterday for a coffee is still open..Yes please Ladybird

 

[Ladybird]

Good morning everyone..

..can't stay long, I'm seeing a financial planner in half an hour, so that we can both cry over my rather sad situation!

AzureSky... your coffee!

http://www.gristmagazine.com/grist/images/counter/coffee-cup.jpg

 

[QuickDuck]

Weird Happenings

Hi everyone,

Morning LB.

Azure, I am sorry i fell off icq... i still cannot reconnect

all i can say is &*$#&^#$*(# bloody telsuck

how's this for weird....

i can send and recieve email as well as browse using netscape, but i cannot browse using IE, nor can i connect via vpn to any of our clients or use icq.

it is like half the internet is working and the other half (the half i actually need to do my job) has decided to take a day off.

all very strange.

/wave
QuickDuck

for a special woman

 

[AzureSky]

QuickDuck
No worries these things happen all the time
I'm just snoozing on and off here, No pain but slightly non compos mentis...Have to love hospital grade pain killers

Give me a yell if you manage to get back

 

[QuickDuck]

Reserve Funny

Well since Reblooded got in first with today's little funny, I had to find a quick stand-in.

this is a bit long, but well worth it....

This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down immediately (for once, the 'IMPORTANT' note at the end is worth a read too...).<--

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[cherrylips_au]

A request...

I thought some of peopleon here maybe could help me out a little. A simple request really where to visit in Melbourne? It will be my first time there so I'm open to suggestions. Thanks in advances to any help. Also if anyone knows the route of Melbourne's Golden Mile, it's suppose to be a 4km walk around the city area but haven't been able to find more info.
Hi and hugs to everyone.

 

[Ladybird]

Hi everyone..

Dinners ready.. salad, some bread and mint choc chip ice cream to finish.. enjoy!!

http://www.usaweekend.com/00_issues/000206/images/salad.jpg http://www.unt.edu/union/BREAD.jpg http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/ice.cream.mint.choc.chip.jpg

 

[OzSteamer]

Hi everyone...sorry, off line due to computer troubles...

Hi all...busy as ever I see...any of the new "members" like wetsuit fetish?

I always ask, sorry!

Anyway, I've been having HUGE computer troubles, which I am slowly fixing, LOL (despairing laugh), which involved the 1st partition table disappearing (if you don't know what that means try the following:

"Who is General Failure and Why is he reading my Hard Drive?!?!?")

So I'm gonna 'Norton's' it and I hope I'll get my Number 1 partition back, arrrrrggghh!

Did anyone read my story?

It's a few postings back. I'd appreciate feedback, if at all possible.

The URL is as follows:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41835&perpage=20&pagenumber=113

OzSteamer

 

[AzureSky]

OzSteamer

Sent you a pm about your story

Cheers

 

[Ravenswing]

What I need now...

Is a good fuck! Um, no, that wasn't what I meant to say.

No, honest...

It wasn't...

What I meant to say was: I've gone all Native American Raven.

Is there an Australian version?
Anyone know where I can get a small picture of it?

 

[Ladybird]

Re: What I need now...

Is a good fuck!

You're rude!!

And I loves ya cos of it!

I'll see what I can find out about a Raven for you my fine feathered friend.

 

[OzSteamer]

Thankeee...I have it!

Hi AzureSky

OzSteamer

Sent you a pm about your story

Cheers

I have it!

Thankeee.

Did anyone else enjoy my story?

Oz

PS: LOL, I'll get that salad to you yet!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Re: What I need now...

Is a good fuck! Um, no, that wasn't what I meant to say.

No, honest...

It wasn't...

What I meant to say was: I've gone all Native American Raven.

Is there an Australian version?
Anyone know where I can get a small picture of it?

What?

Oh... thought you said "puck"! (It's too early in the AM in NYC to read clearly right now!)

http://www.britnatleague.co.uk/walking_puck_animated.gif

 

[AzureSky]

Re: A request...

I thought some of peopleon here maybe could help me out a little. A simple request really where to visit in Melbourne? It will be my first time there so I'm open to suggestions. Thanks in advances to any help. Also if anyone knows the route of Melbourne's Golden Mile, it's suppose to be a 4km walk around the city area but haven't been able to find more info.
Hi and hugs to everyone.

Well I'm here right now I don't know alot I generally only come this way to visit my Brother...He is in Warrandyte and it is a gorgeous area...Have to say the Dandenongs have alot of tourist things...and of course Melb is great shopping

 

[Gil_T2]

Aussies can you....................

HELP ME
As you can see fellow Aussies I'm almost at my 100 post but have no idea of what I should have as an AV and desperation is setting in.My email is gil_t2@hotmail.com
AND be quick as I'd like to post my 100th here