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[Kiss Me]

That probably sounded very up myself. I aplogize, it's just that i absolutely love those sorts of novels, and i'm trying to write one in my spare time. So if that sounded arrogant or up myself, please, i'm sorry.





*mumble* Where are the images of aplogy chocolates on this things?!?!?

Oh hush! I was just looking through my bookcase and honestly I only have one of his books and that's an old one, The Crystal Shard. I try to write lots of things in my spare time, only trouble I have is finding any. I've decided it's far easier and quicker to write smush novels and outright porn.

 

[mortalwombat]

I thought the same thing! I'm sure you'll find something that suits, otherwise tasteful nudity is always a good choice.

while i do have a couple of nude pics floating around the web (wife doesn't know about them ) i wouldn't call them tasteful and as i'm not what you'd call good looking i dont think i'll be using them. No one would ever come back if i did

 

[Kiss Me]

Holy Crap! The place is a bit full.......

Hi Bertrande and LB.......

 

[mortalwombat]

Start the party, I'm here

hi bertrande-nice to see u as always

 

[loquita18]

Holy Crap! The place is a bit full.......

Hi Bertrande and LB.......

I agree i'm having trouble keeping up! i'm so out of practice lol

Hey LB + Betrande

 

[mortalwombat]

hi ladybird-sorry i didn't say hi earlier-i missed you coming in

 

[bertrande]

I am supposed to be studying I have to hand an assignment in tomorrow - Thank god my insommnia is back

 

[Darlantan]

Oh hush! I was just looking through my bookcase and honestly I only have one of his books and that's an old one, The Crystal Shard. I try to write lots of things in my spare time, only trouble I have is finding any. I've decided it's far easier and quicker to write smush novels and outright porn.

Hush? Wow, this may seem weird, but I've never been Hush!'ed before. It feels...well, anyway. Amen to porn being easier to write. But the only problem is, after a while, you run out of stories.

I just finished one about a Russian knife fighter that gets out of jail and tries to nail everything with a pulse, and another one about a half human, half griffon that finds out it has magical powers and uses them to nail everything with a pulse.

I'm still stuck, now. I'm just looking for a couple of new ideas to really fire me up.
you have any problems with writers block? I mean, anybody can get it, right, it's not common when writing porn, but i'm stuck. I know what to write about, just not a topic to get me started. Jack and Jill fucking through the hill does tend to get old after a while. Bloody horny miners.

 

[mortalwombat]

I am supposed to be studying I have to hand an assignment in tomorrow - Thank god my insommnia is back

can i have some of that insomnia please?

 

[bertrande]

hello

Kiss
Loquita
wombat
LB
Did I see Bandit - is she still here

and welcome Darlantan

 

[bertrande]

Hush? Wow, this may seem weird, but I've never been Hush!'ed before. It feels...well, anyway. Amen to porn being easier to write. But the only problem is, after a while, you run out of stories.

I just finished one about a Russian knife fighter that gets out of jail and tries to nail everything with a pulse, and another one about a half human, half griffon that finds out it has magical powers and uses them to nail everything with a pulse.

I'm still stuck, now. I'm just looking for a couple of new ideas to really fire me up.
you have any problems with writers block? I mean, anybody can get it, right, it's not common when writing porn, but i'm stuck. I know what to write about, just not a topic to get me started. Jack and Jill fucking through the hill does tend to get old after a while. Bloody horny miners.

Write about necrophelia - then your main characters wouldn't need to nail everything with a pulse.

Nah just joking - if it wasn't for writer's like you, people like me would have nothing to read

 

[Kiss Me]

Hush? Wow, this may seem weird, but I've never been Hush!'ed before. It feels...well, anyway. Amen to porn being easier to write. But the only problem is, after a while, you run out of stories.

I just finished one about a Russian knife fighter that gets out of jail and tries to nail everything with a pulse, and another one about a half human, half griffon that finds out it has magical powers and uses them to nail everything with a pulse.

I'm still stuck, now. I'm just looking for a couple of new ideas to really fire me up.
you have any problems with writers block? I mean, anybody can get it, right, it's not common when writing porn, but i'm stuck. I know what to write about, just not a topic to get me started. Jack and Jill fucking through the hill does tend to get old after a while. Bloody horny miners.

Fantasy and porn do go so well together.......... in the right context. I've found if you need inspiration it's always good to read other peoples work, it seems to get the creativity flowing. I usually have the opposite problem, too many ideas and not enough time to get them all out. Though the last few months I've been starting half a dozen things and getting partway through and my interest fades....

 

[Kiss Me]

while i do have a couple of nude pics floating around the web (wife doesn't know about them ) i wouldn't call them tasteful and as i'm not what you'd call good looking i dont think i'll be using them. No one would ever come back if i did

It's all about the lighting....... and photoshop! Even a wombat can look good with the right help.

 

[Darlantan]

Write about necrophelia - then your main characters wouldn't need to nail everything with a pulse.

Nah just joking - if it wasn't for writer's like you, people like me would have nothing to read

LOL

Well, I suppose one must cover all aspects of one's craft. It'd be a bit of a dead issue, though. On that sad note, i'm afraid i must go. I've got a crap load of housework to do in the morning before work, so I bid you all a fond farewell.

Hey, by the way, Kiss Me, thanks for the lovely conversation, my sweet.

Hope to see you all soon.

Big Hug from the Jolly Straight man.

 

[mortalwombat]

Write about necrophelia - then your main characters wouldn't need to nail everything with a pulse.

Nah just joking - if it wasn't for writer's like you, people like me would have nothing to read

i try nailing anything with a pulse-not with any success i might add as i have the sex appeal of a goldfish. still could be the premise for a comedic porn novel. maybe " the sexual failures of wombat" or "wombat fails again" i should take up writing i think.

 

[Kiss Me]

LOL

Well, I suppose one must cover all aspects of one's craft. It'd be a bit of a dead issue, though. On that sad note, i'm afraid i must go. I've got a crap load of housework to do in the morning before work, so I bid you all a fond farewell.

Hey, by the way, Kiss Me, thanks for the lovely conversation, my sweet.

Hope to see you all soon.

Big Hug from the Jolly Straight man.

Sweet dreams, make sure you stop by again.

 

[mortalwombat]

It's all about the lighting....... and photoshop! Even a wombat can look good with the right help.

i must remember to email u a pic sometime

 

[bertrande]

LOL

Well, I suppose one must cover all aspects of one's craft. It'd be a bit of a dead issue, though. On that sad note, i'm afraid i must go. I've got a crap load of housework to do in the morning before work, so I bid you all a fond farewell.

Hey, by the way, Kiss Me, thanks for the lovely conversation, my sweet.

Hope to see you all soon.

Big Hug from the Jolly Straight man.

I' m glad you found it funny, I forget sometimes that not everyone has a sarcastic sense of humour like me.

Catch you later.

 

[Kiss Me]

I' m glad you found it funny, I forget sometimes that not everyone has a sarcastic sense of humour like me.

Catch you later.

It is hard, especially when talking to people from other countries. I've lost count of the amount of people I've offended or somehow managed to hit on with my sarcastic humour.

 

[bertrande]

I must be off too;

It's distracting me from the boring stuff, so I bid you all farewell - until tomorrow night

 

[Ladybird]

Hi everyone.....

Sorry about the length of time between posts tonight, but I'm moving house on Friday and am doing some packing tonight as I post.

How are you all? Smiley and happy and cheery and sexy and horny and cute and lovely and yummy and so much more I'm sure.

 

[mortalwombat]

I must be off too;

It's distracting me from the boring stuff, so I bid you all farewell - until tomorrow night

night sweetie

 

[Kiss Me]

Well it's ten minutes til midnight so it's time to clean my teeth and head to bed for a snuggle........ night Bertrande, Wombat and other suddenly quiet posters

 

[bertrande]

It is hard, especially when talking to people from other countries. I've lost count of the amount of people I've offended or somehow managed to hit on with my sarcastic humour.

that's why I like the Aussie thread - even my awful jokes don't often offend

 

[mortalwombat]

Well it's ten minutes til midnight so it's time to clean my teeth and head to bed for a snuggle........ night Bertrande, Wombat and other suddenly quiet posters

goodnight kiss-sleep well